"Sightseeing"

[Kaiser Mors V]

I declare victory because.. I'm alive... and plan to nuke everyone who attacked the capital once they return home.... then nuke my allies.. then nuke myself... then wake up and realize this was ALLL a dream and none of it happened and that it was just the series finale of Dalis.

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

That works.

Time to go write the ShireWiki article.

[hypatias mom]

So, do we call it the War of the Wayward Sightseers, or the Pointless Except for Having Fun War? Congratulations on surviving the battles, Your Niftiness. Your conclusion makes as much sense as anything else in this war.

[Kaiser Mors V]

The War of Pointless Points of Contention...

[Jacobus Loki]

It'ssssssssssss finished

[hypatias mom]

Yay--it's over, and we won. "And there was much rejoicing." And a good time was had by all.