Malarbor "suggests"

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:49 pm

Is Malarbor becoming wimpy in his old age? He has never asked; only demanded. What's wrong with him? Has his foray into another form weakened him? Please say it ain't so...

Chrimigules · Post by **Chrimigules** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:52 pm

Perhaps it's only lip service. He doesn't WANT people to have a great 2008.

Nathan of Natopia · Post by **Nathan of Natopia** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:14 pm

Just because sarcasm is the lowest form of humor does not put it beneath the reach of Malarbor.

Liam conToketi · Post by **Liam conToketi** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:15 pm

He's just going through a "phase"...

Kaiser Mors V · Post by **Kaiser Mors V** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:02 am

Who ever said sarcasm is the lowest form of humor needed an Enema...

Maksym Hadjimehmetov · Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:49 am

Yeah. And most people who say that as a retort couldn't name any other forms of humour anyway

(not you obviously Nate)

Post by **Scott of Hyperborea** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:08 am

Malarbor wrote:My New Year's resolution is to be less pushy all the time.

We'll see how long THAT lasts, though.

Post by **Jonas** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:13 am

He isn't the same anymore

Post by **Gman Russell** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:57 am

Malarbor is a pussy. I spit on his outer trunk, and pee on his roots! Bring it on tree!!!!!!

Maksym Hadjimehmetov · Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:06 pm

Malarbor works in strange ways... I'd advise you to stay clear of forest paths for the next few days. Unless you can run faster than Roger Bannister, that is

Post by **Gman Russell** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:08 pm

Trees don't scare me.

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:10 pm

Malarbor is more than tree.

P.S. Minibor is quivering with excitment, hes potted himself for the voyage to Ergo Sum.

Since he has (eaten?) most of the feral pets at home, he's eager to play his part in the invasion...

Maybe he should drive the battleship.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:51 am

Trees have terrible navigation sense, that's why they dont normally move. *nods sagely*

benkern · Post by **benkern** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:04 am

Was watching QI the other day, they said I think it was Banana Trees that move 20m during their lifetime... they must have particularly good navigational sense! I suggest we put a Banana Tree on every Shirerithian ship for good luck in the navigational area. Who is with me?

Post by **Jonas** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:12 am

benkern wrote:Was watching QI the other day, they said I think it was Banana Trees that move 20m during their lifetime... they must have particularly good navigational sense! I suggest we put a Banana Tree on every Shirerithian ship for good luck in the navigational area. Who is with me?

I'm with you!

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:27 am

Sounds good to me, but that means you'll have to stay in the warmer latitudes--they freeze and die in the ice and cold. (They look so sad when they turn black and hang down.)

benkern · Post by **benkern** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:34 am

Yeah, well screw those damn bananas. We're just interested in the trees. Down with Yellowism!

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:48 am

I'm afraid that was before my time here. To me, a banana is just a fruit, not a belief system.

Kaiser Mors V · Post by **Kaiser Mors V** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:52 pm

As it should remain!

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:13 pm

The Lokome Papers by Herman Wouk(?) had a society ruled by Suggestionism. No one was forced to do anything.

However, if the Head Suggestor were to

suggest

that someone cut off the head of so-and-so........

Maksym Hadjimehmetov · Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:38 pm

I'm afraid that was before my time here. To me, a banana is just a fruit, not a belief system.

Countess, you joined a nation where the Mango was the national fruit and used as a description of His Niftiness' throne, where giant spicy chickens are deities, and where we have a temple dedicated to Dairy Products?
Yet you protest at Bananism?

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:13 pm

Yellowism - The curse of an earlier age. Whence He Who Made the First BOO/\/\ willing, 'tshould remain! Check the wiki.

(Shudders)

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:46 pm

And I live in a state, one of whose universities has as its mascot the banana slug (UC Santa Cruz). What's your point? I don't have to worship the mango or the spicy chicken god. I just like to make things go B0O0/\/\.

Kaiser Mors V · Post by **Kaiser Mors V** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:22 am

ahhh... UCSC... how I love you so.... I need to go visit there soon.. I miss Nick...

Shireroth

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