Not that K'Tzuni was mainly Christian or anything, but Hadjimehmetov decided that what Brookshire Hamlet needed was a vast christmas tree in its town square.
What he needs, however, is decorations! Decorate that tree, Shirereithans! One ornament per post, mind!
A set of spheres very close to perfect (some of them completely matte black, some of them perfectly reflective, some of them made of refractive glass), with a matching chessboard.