Military

[Kaiser Mors V]

Prepare the vicious insults!

[Fausticus]

OOOOOO this should be fun!! -grabs bag of popcorn and sits in corner-

[hypatias mom]

You can offer some as well. This is participatory theater. *Helps herself to some of Fausticus' popcorn.*

[Kaiser Mors V]

huh? No. I meant... as a means to wage war.... nevermind. I was sarcastically agreeing with him...

[Fausticus]

Kaiser forgive me for what i am about to do....... -starts throwing popcorn at the Kaiser and ecerybody else except Hypatias- YOU GUYS NEED TO COMMENCE WITH VICIOUS INSULTS!! XD

[Kaiser Mors V]

Fuck-tard!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

To no one in particular

You egregious post-pubescant carbuncle like boil on the arse of humanity...


There thats part of the idea... but there are other more subtle approaches to demoralising the enemy - infiltration and continual persistant, almost self-defeating, intrigue for instance, as for instance was practiced by esteemed Sir Iain de Vembria. Then of course there is the strategy of repeating the same claim over and over until one side or another has a collective nervous breakdown, as our Cyberian friends can relate to us

[Fausticus]

What chyu mean Fuck-Tard? I Just playin!! -pouts in corner-

[Kaiser Mors V]

Don't worry.. I still love ya... *disclaimer*

[hypatias mom]

*Hypatia's mom chokes on popcorn, she's laughing so hard, and is banged on the back till she stops coughing*

[Fausticus]

Chokeing is really bad stuff!! it hurts alot!!

[Kaiser Mors V]

I will have no death!

[benkern]

Not even a little? Your name is "Mors" after all, Your Niftiness...

[Kaiser Mors V]

Yes.. but this is unsanctioned death.. I will not have it..

[hypatias mom]

No one died. I just got a little bit of popcorn down my windpipe. I'm much better now.

[Kaiser Mors V]

I'm aware.. I was just saying.. that it was not allowed.. the death part...

[Fausticus]

A lord that cares is hard to come by XD

[Aurangzeb Khan]

A lord that cares is hard to come by XD

Try Allah, he cares very much if you call your teddy bear Muhammed...

[hypatias mom]

It was the children who named it Mohammed, not the teacher.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

The infidel teacher corrupted the children by inviting them to name an inanimate object. That is idolatory don't you know. And just to compound the offence the silly scouser wrote a letter to the parents telling them all about it.


Yes, yes, I know it is perverse and absurd but that is the religion of peace for you.

[Fausticus]

oh that was dumb..... she named the bear Muhammed!! she must die!!!......... my royal @$$!!........ im sorry but i find that extremely stupid

[Kaiser Mors V]

I read about that the other day...made me pause... and reflect.. for a moment... comment that the UK needed to get her out of the ASAP.... and move on with life.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Well they let her go in the end, eight days into a fifteen day sentance the Sudanese government realised that they were acting like a bunch of tits and allowed themselves to be 'persuaded' by a delegation of token Muslim peers from Britain to grant a pardon.

Personally I would have advocated sinking all vessels entering and leaving Port Sudan, but that would have probably caused a crisis with China...

[Kaiser Mors V]

Or North Korea... it might have started a crisis with them...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

North Korea's might is pretty much limited to the Korean peninsular and the range of its rockets, that is to say - Japan. Otherwise it is a basket case that could be safely ignored.

China on the other hand is a global player, even if its navy isn't quite 'blue water' yet it has enough economic clout and influence abroad, especially in Africa, to make life a misery for the British government.

[Kaiser Mors V]

China has a navy?

[Fausticus]

I didnt know that T_T

[Aurangzeb Khan]

China has a navy?

Yeah - they have a navy. Pretty much the only way to get to Taiwan... unless the People's Liberation Army is building the mother of all tunnels...

[Kaiser Mors V]

Or really nifty pontoon bridge?

[Fausticus]

w3ll that sounds fun XP