I would like to get involved in the activities and festivities here in Shireroth. It seems like a jolly good place!
So, how would one apply for citizenship hereabouts? No doubt you will see that my attitude is befitting of my own legacy here in Shireroth, and I have come to forge it!
EDIT: It seems I should most likely describe a few things to you first...
1st Matter: I am a man of action, but also of silliness.
2nd Matter: I, personally, am 90% cybernetic. Basically, I have everything from my neck up left. I also am armed with a number of explosive and/or destructive weaponry at all times, and have mastered the martial art known as Capoera.
3rd Matter: Perhaps most important to note, is my genetic creation known as Chelkran. A mix of human genetic coding with just a hint of bear, they are super-strong, very intelligent beings that resemble 8' tall, 500 pound, somewhat hairy men.
4th Matter: The most notable Chelkran are Kale Todestag, my right hand man (second-in-command) and the original Chelkran, and Korstokk Melebroch, my left hand man (third-in-command), a behemoth to say the least, clocking in at 12'7" and a little under half a ton.
Just thought you should know!
