Celebration of Union

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Celebration of Union

Post by H4773r 3lfs0n »

Ladies, Gentlemen, and those who havnt decided yet, we gather here today, because we werent personally invited to a sacred union between two very important people, but were gonna celebrate it anyway!

Now, now, dont feel jipped, how would you like to invite 3! plus nations to YOUR wedding, good gods, the catering bill would be just silly.


Let us reflect for a moment on the blessed event of two souls coming together to form a single entity. when two people (or otherwise, we in the Church of B00/\/\ dont discriminate. . . unless of course "its just WRONG" but anyway)

where was I? . . oh yes!

When two mates come together to consecrate their love with the official bonds of matrimony, it is a joyous event. It is a reminder and celebration that LOVE! that most elusive yet sought state of being, not only EXISTS! but lives and thrives in our uncertain world.

So, in conclusion, may the B00/\/\ ever bless this union, and be with you all.

b00/\/\.

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NOW LETS ALL GET BLITZED!!! booze and bombs for everybody!!
Elder of Vorpmadal, Lunaris & Lac Glacei & Concurrent Lands
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Post by Jonas »

I love weddings :cry
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Post by Kaiser Letifer III »

wait... who's getting married? I seem to have missed somethign,
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The couple whose wedding you arrived at half way through, Your Niftiness. :)
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Post by Kaiser Letifer III »

Now it makes sense...
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Post by dr-spangle »

Wait. I don't understand... who's got married? or am I missing something..
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Post by benkern »

Jeez...

It was that Stormarkian couple. Angel Davis and Harald Thornstain (or however that's spelt).
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"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
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Post by dr-spangle »

Oh... OK...
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Post by Kaiser Letifer III »

We need a marriage around her... quick.. someone hook up!
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Post by benkern »

If you're up for gay incest, Jonas + Malarbor?
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"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
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Post by dr-spangle »

Vihelm, none of us want to hear about your dreams :p
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Post by Kaiser Letifer III »

We got no laws against it.. so.. I can't really say much on the topic in that regard.. but.. Jonas is a tree?
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Post by Jonas »

I'm not a gay! :angry
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