An invitation

[Jacobus Loki]

Greetings, Shirerithians!

In regard to the general state of inactivity hereabouts, I extend a friendly invitation to HIM the Kaiseress, and all Shirerithians, joint and severally.

The Federal Republic of Cyberia continues in an expansionist mode. We have recently completed our third election under the present constitution. Yours truly was re-elected with 62% of the Electoral Votes and 43% +- of the popular vote.

Any Shirerirthian identifying him or herself as such would be granted expedited citizenship. Should the Imperial Republic as a whole choose to enter as a province or a group of provinces, that would be intriguing.

I refrain from posting links, as my intention is to stimulate conversation rather than traditionally trolling.

Regards,
Jacobus B.S. Kahunamea
President of the Federal Republic of Cyberia

[Kaiseress Carol]

To Jacobus B.S. Kahunamea
President of the Federal Republic of Cyberia

Sir:

We here in Shireroth appreciate your offer to join your nation. However, Shireroth is not, and as long as the people of Shireroth draw breath as Shirerithians, available to become part of your empire. Your attentions here are not welcome, and any further attempts to annex this land will be considered an act of war.

by my hand,

Carol, Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Jacobus Loki]

I was merely waxing rhapsodic.
May Shireroth prosper as Shireroth.

[Braden Indianensis]

Sir,

This offer was in fairly bad taste. Have some respect for the dead, you curr!

[Kaiseress Carol]

And you, sir, are an incorrigible rapscallion.