This should seem unexpected...

Gryphon Avocatio · Post by **Gryphon Avocatio** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:46 am

In light of the fact that Shireroth now allows parties, I would like to establish one. Yeah, I'm serious. I've outlined a platform a bit. I'd like to keep it pretty barebones so that many people can feel free to join it, but at the same time I want to make sure it has a clear direction. So, without further adeu, I give you SPAEP:

Shirerothian Party Against the Establishment of Parties

- The Shirerothian Party Against the Establishment of Parties (hereafter refered to simply as SPAEP) is a Shirerothian political party established in order to combat the establishment of parties.

- The SPAEP is against the establishment of any party, and its members agree to seek any legislation combatting the establishment of, or furthering the removal and destruction of any and all political parties and political interest groups in the Shirerothian Government. Accordingly, this means that the SPAEP is against the establishment of the SPAEP, and would ultimately like to be the cause of it's destruction.

- The SPAEP also seeks the re-establishment of Traditional Shirerothian Feudalism, believing that working within the merit system generates more activity and creates less potentially weakening divisions than feuding political parties can.

- The SPAEP aims to keep government small and simple by eliminating superfluous positions and titles. Instead it seeks to create useful jobs and positions by listening to Shirerothian citizens' needs so that all Shirerothians that wish to may participate in the Imperial and Ducal governments of Shireroth. This coincides with our seeking the removal of parties from Shirerothian Government.

- The SPAEP believes in Gödel, Escher, and Bach.

- The SPAEP believes that all things are bound and eager to change, and as such seeks to establish flexible policies that allow the Shirerothian Government and Culture to grow while they retain the traditional and unique elements that make them Shirerothian. In accordance, the entirety of this platform is ammendable, and requires a 67% super-majority vote by all members of the party in order to be edited.

I think that this is sufficiently Yardistani to maintain my pride, and sufficiently self-referential to temporarily baffle people. So yeah, what think ye all?[/quote]

Post by **Gman Russell** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:30 am

Hmm... that Nick the Yardistani should seek to maintain tradition and still go againt the grain is strange indeed.

Eriana Moon · Post by **Eriana Moon** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:17 am

Yah good ol Avacado...

*gets offered guacamole and chips*

Don't mind if I do...

*has some*

Post by **Gman Russell** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:15 pm

*picks up Eriana and runs away*

Gryphon Avocatio · Post by **Gryphon Avocatio** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:04 am

Political parties are evil. Therefore I have created one.

Now, who's in?

osmose1000 · Post by **osmose1000** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:43 am

The Party for Operational Oversight by our Party greets the SPAEP but threatens that any offensive action against the POOP will be met with military weapons with even more disgusting acronyms.

Kaiser Meskan II · Post by **Kaiser Meskan II** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:24 pm

Me and Harvey did the same damn thing in Audentior. (The one during the Menelmacar age) Ironically, it was the major rival party.

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:41 pm

This seems kind of stupid to me.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:45 am

It's because your Irish. Trust me, it is actually good.

osmose1000 · Post by **osmose1000** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:17 am

Your face seems stupid to me.

This is how Yardistani politics work. And they work damn well.

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:29 pm

I'm not Irish!

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:19 pm

So you like Yardistan then? Good! Join with us human!

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:38 pm

But, I want to make my own duchy thing.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:56 pm

Competition then eh? HAVE AT YOU!

Gryphon Avocatio · Post by **Gryphon Avocatio** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:34 am

Hmm, Yardistan has two self-referential parties. Thank god...

Down with parties!! Long live Yardistan!!

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:45 am

What's wrong with parties?

I like going to parties. Especially ones with music, and dancing.

But yes. I see nothing wrong with them.

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