Lovely Tourists

ID06 · Post by **ID06** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:37 am

How do I go about getting permission for myself and my assistant to visit Shireroth as tourists?

Conglacio · Post by **Conglacio** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:18 am

you turn up and tour!

if you want someone to show you round, just hollar!

Saz · Post by **Saz** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:38 am

*slides passport across counter*

*waves*

ID06 · Post by **ID06** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:43 am

are we here already?

*gets passport out*

Nice place you have here.

Saz! Look! There are Moose here!

Saz · Post by **Saz** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:59 am

I've already had a bit of a wander...

ID06 · Post by **ID06** » Wed May 31, 2006 4:14 am

Seen anywhere special yet? Where do you think we should see first?

*takes photo of moose*

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed May 31, 2006 5:42 am

*Baldwin, sipping Soup-on-the-Go, and wandering about the courtyard of the Ministry, finally notices the increasingly-impatient Lovelyans.*
Hello! I'm the Minister of Immigration, Naturalization, and Tourism. So far, I've only gotten to do the first two parts of the job. Welcome to Shirekeep, the capital of Shireroth, seat of the Kaiser and home of the Landsraad. Across the street there from Ministry Row is the Ancient City, the oldest part of Shirekeep. Inside are the Temple of Mors, Raynor's Keep, and the Triple Towers. This area was founded by Kaiser Raynor I, our very first Kaiser (you won't find any record of him in the "actual history.") The Triple Towers house the home and offices of the Imperial Arbiter, the head of Shireroth's judicial system, as well as various council chambers. The temple of Mors is the oldest building in Shirekeep.

Here in Ministry Row are the various Ministries which deal with the day-to-day management of the Empire. They exist by the will of the Kaiser, and only to do work which he has delegated to us. The Landsraad is here as well. This is a body of the major nobles of Shireroth, who make a fair bit of our laws, these days, though their will is subservient to the will of the Kaiser.

Elsewhere in the city are various museums, as well as the Sir John Metzler III University. From Shirekeep Airport, you can fly to most any of our subdivisions, as well as to other countries.

ID06 · Post by **ID06** » Wed May 31, 2006 5:47 am

Thankyou very much Minister, that's very informative and helpful. You have a beautiful city and a beautiful country, and you have the moose.

C'mon Saz, let's go and explore the city.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:43 am

Here is an actual map of Shirekeep!

ID06 · Post by **ID06** » Wed May 31, 2006 10:44 am

Thankyou, nice map!

ID06 · Post by **ID06** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:16 am

I think we should check out the Museum of the Mediocre Arts first. I wonder if it includes macrame and raffia work.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:31 am

Yes, Scott Alexander made the map. He is one of our de facto artists laureate.

Saz · Post by **Saz** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:33 am

Neat!!!

Ta for all that... sorry... I scuttled off for a bit then, bit of "lovely duty" lol, but I'm back on me hols now

*unfolds map*

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:06 pm

The Musuem of Mediocer Arts include pieces done by Animals, the criminaly insane, and pieces made by the Kaiseral Children, done with pasted macaroni shells!

ID06 · Post by **ID06** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:47 pm

Gman Russell wrote:The Musuem of Mediocer Arts include pieces done by Animals, the criminaly insane, and pieces made by the Kaiseral Children, done with pasted macaroni shells!

Ace! I'm a fan of Surapa the elemaphant and co, and I've seen some of Richard Dadd's work, and others.

Saz · Post by **Saz** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:47 am

Ohhhhhh is there a gift shop?

I LOVES a good gift shop...

ID06 · Post by **ID06** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:01 am

me too, let's hope the gifts are as Mediocre as the Arts. The Fine gifts will all be in the Museum of Fine Arts, which we're going to next I think. After lunch. Is there a Pasty shop around here?

Saz · Post by **Saz** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:05 am

I've left a message asking about the local temple, would be good for the tour

ID06 · Post by **ID06** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:14 am

which temple? there are four on this map.

Saz · Post by **Saz** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:22 am

The main one for the established religion "Cedrism". Thought it'd give us a bit of an insight into the culture.

osmose1000 · Post by **osmose1000** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:50 am

What is with you people and Moose?

ID06 · Post by **ID06** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:21 am

we have a Lovely friend who thinks he may be a moose

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:27 am

Your friend should clearly be beaten with firebrands to relieve him of this insanity.

Saz · Post by **Saz** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:33 am

Nah, might damage the goods.

Makes a pretty penny on eBay http://tinyurl.com/nqtr5

ID06 · Post by **ID06** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:35 am

I apologise to all sensitive Moose-lovers for what Saz just said

Post by **Gman Russell** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:35 am

*hugs moose*

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:10 am

*Scoff* How sweet..

Post by **Gman Russell** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:12 am

*hugs Baldwin*

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:17 am

*Shivers.* Ehh..euuuuuhhh.hssshhh..

Post by **Gman Russell** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:55 am

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