I Had A Dream....

[H4773r 3lfs0n]

Last Night as I lay in my four post, Lunaris King bed, I drifted off to sleep. Iawaited my usual bouts of Lovecraftiuan Nightmares and Fantasy Romance Novel style dreams.

However. as soon as my eyes faded closed A HUGE B00/\/\! rocked my subconcious and several cedrists god's stood before me as the smoke cleared.

We were amidst a blasted land, as if the moon had been crossed with a bomb testing area.

And Melvin himself, drearily shuffled forward and sighed.

And he spoke to me.

"H4773r. (such a silly name. what is that?) *shakes his head* I have been.... chosen, i guess, because you know me better than the others. *gesture towards the other dieties*

And so.. we feel, that not only should you become a desciple of myself. (may these others help us) but to give your servicess as a High Preist Tempore. *turns head back to the others* (you guys sure?)

*shrugs and turns back to me* until another is found or the kaiser appoints one, or untill you die or something.

got It?"

I tried to stammer a reply in reverence but my jaw could only hang open.

"great. *eyes roll* just great H4773r 3lfs0n... (jeez, we can pick um.) oh yeah.... here."

and as he said here I felt my whole body racked with tremors and i could only see blue orange red and white.

When I awoke my body was covered in Burns, several Bones were broken and I hurt like the dickens!

So, as per Melvin's divine guidance and with the approval of my superiors I wish to assume those positions. I intend to give a sermon at least every other week and on special occassions as im notified to them...

please let me know your feelings. thank you.

By My H47!
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H4773r 3lfs0n

"Blessed" of Melvin

[Braden Indianensis]

I am all for the further development of religions! *Thumbs up.*

[Kaiser Alejian II]

Position granted. May your body be blessed many times over by Melvin.