Thread of the Terrible

[Ari Rahikkala]

(03:35:41) Arkonviox: fucking pumkins(03:35:44) Arkonviox: ^^(03:35:48) SilverFin: Try a watermellon.(03:36:15) SilverFin: Just warm it up in the microwave. Better than real pussy. Or not.(03:36:20) Arkonviox: what would happen if someone took an egg of a plant and put a sperm of a human in it?(03:36:33) Arkonviox: why havent they tried this?(03:36:36) Arkonviox: that would be awesome(03:36:39) Arkonviox: a plant man c.c(03:36:53) SilverFin: I don't see that happening.(13:23:28) ari: _S Something wicked this way comes.(13:23:48) _S: ari: This is the first time for me to borrow your boots and kick you in the way of a panzer. Are you gonna take that shit from me you flakey furry fuckfaces!!!!!t3rf4254f5cv6killme.(13:24:13) ari: _S No, I'm not. Prepare to die.(13:24:18) _S: ari: I'm going to die.(13:24:34) ari: _S Indeed. How does it feel?(13:24:58) _S: ari: How does a shovel fitted with a soldering iron if i wouldnt have been with my teeth, using my furry genitals. Feels good ^_^ i like it more when women pet them for me i think.(13:26:08) ari: _S Your opinion of what feels "good" is rather strange IMO, but I guess you're entitled to it(13:26:15) _S: ari: And what should i do within the strange.(13:26:33) ari: _S You should embrace your own strangeness.(13:26:39) _S: ari: You need your own strangeness.(13:26:55) ari: _S And I have my own strangeness, while you have yours.(13:27:00) _S: ari: Do you have yours.(13:27:08) ari: _S Yes, I do.(13:27:17) _S: ari: I have these paper shoes. What should i do?(13:27:38) ari: _S Try wearing them and setting fire to them(13:27:52) _S: ari: Wearing nipple rings makes you happy. Thousands of furry friends in your forehead, it reads "pain" and has no end.(13:57:06) _S poistui huoneesta (Ping timeout).(16:23:18) ari: _S SCO(16:23:28) _S: ari: The golden age of wrongess owned your terrible hearth in the war.(16:23:45) ari: Damn, now *that* was insightful(20:26:27) dolphingamer: How well is the control with the PS2 thumbsticks? In most games I have played, they suck.(20:27:00) Dolphin: I don't have a PS2 myself, but when Arkon gets back from jerking off, I'm sure he can tell you all about it.(Arkonviox was talking about the history of his site at another channel when this was said)(19:54:38) Arkonviox: WELCOME SILVERFIN(19:54:42) Arkonviox: dammit(19:54:45) Arkonviox: stupid caps lock(19:54:47) SilverFin: Caps(19:54:48) SilverFin: D:(19:55:00) SilverFin: brb(19:55:21) Arkonviox: wow there making cars with guns on the back?(19:55:23) Arkonviox: its about time(19:56:28) Arkonviox: http://www.livenudecats.com/(20:05:57) SilverFin: back(20:06:46) SilverFin: Arkon(20:06:49) SilverFin: That site is terrible.(20:07:40) Arkonviox: i got it from ari(20:07:43) Arkonviox: yes it is terribler(20:07:48) SilverFin: Ari is a perv.(20:08:23) ari: Thanks(20:08:29) ***SilverFin bows.(20:14:26) Arkonviox: ari(20:14:31) Arkonviox: you wont be able to surprise us(20:14:48) Arkonviox: silverfin and i are apart of the national watermelon fuckers of the world.(20:14:53) SilverFin: hahah(20:14:56) SilverFin: And pumpkins(20:15:01) Arkonviox: and pumkins(21:54:04) SilverFin: Arkon(21:54:15) Arkonviox: yes silver(21:54:30) SilverFin: What's your concept of a "getting above mediocrity method""(21:54:59) SilverFin: I was talking about that with ari, but It's hard for me to follow him and express myself.(21:55:07) Arkonviox: why do you ask?(21:55:22) Arkonviox: you eman if your boring and people dont pay attention to you?(21:55:26) ari: Perhaps we'll find the meaning of life after sufficient pondering of stuff like this(21:55:28) Arkonviox: thats easy(21:55:39) Arkonviox: um(21:55:45) Arkonviox: lets see(21:55:49) Arkonviox: if people ignore you alot(21:55:54) Arkonviox: when your a new member of a site(21:56:00) Arkonviox: you get there attention by saying(21:56:03) Arkonviox: i fuck pumkins(21:56:09) Arkonviox: then they look at you(21:56:12) Arkonviox: and remember you always(22:46:25) Arkonviox: ari = philosophical crazy nigga(01:36:32) Dolphin: Too bad you wern't around when I was showing Silverfin megaman porn.(01:36:48) ari: What happened then?(01:37:11) NeoEcco: oooohhhh gods... o_x; i never understood what megaman is anyway...(01:37:36) Dolphin: ari: Tears and repeated utterance of "I hate you, Dolphin."(02:47:41) SilverFin: Yes. I see them.(03:02:32) Arkonviox: hey sf(03:06:33) SilverFin: Yieh.(03:13:24) Arkonviox: Yeah(03:13:38) Arkonviox: Yah(03:13:43) Arkonviox: Yay(03:13:49) Arkonviox: Youi(03:13:55) Arkonviox: wait wait(03:13:57) Arkonviox: Yiff(03:14:08) SilverFin: Yiff?(03:14:11) SilverFin: Yiff(03:14:16) SilverFin: Yiff everything.(03:14:38) Arkonviox: Yiff the dolphin(03:15:02) SilverFin: Yiffy dolphins.(03:15:26) SilverFin: Inmolate the masturbators. Hitler in my shoes.(03:15:32) SilverFin: Kill me.(03:16:07) Arkonviox: inmolate?(03:16:10) ***Arkonviox uses a dictionary(03:16:23) SilverFin: Inmolacion.(03:16:29) SilverFin: Un gringo en tu casa! dispara!!(03:16:45) Arkonviox: casa de silverfin c.c(03:16:50) SilverFin: En el infierno.(03:18:06) Arkonviox: casa del silverfino(03:18:19) Arkonviox: el dolphin es owned(03:19:13) SilverFin: :D (03:19:31) SilverFin: Bienvenido al paraiso del odio extremo.(03:20:30) SilverFin: Johnny de alba tomaba unas hamburguesas con queso el dia que su destino decidiò dar un giro de 180 grados.(03:20:54) Arkonviox: ._.(03:21:01) SilverFin: Era una tarde soleada en el malvado estado de california.(06:44:04) SilverFin: http://www.spikybras.com/(06:44:07) Arkonviox: all living things that exist(06:44:10) Arkonviox: used to exist as one(06:44:24) Arkonviox: but then it broke apart into many things(06:44:30) Arkonviox: losing its original knowledge(06:44:39) Arkonviox: we are spawns to this giant who ocne existed(06:44:41) Arkonviox: in a way(06:44:43) Arkonviox: we make up god(06:44:54) Arkonviox: were all a core conscience(06:45:00) Arkonviox: but cant hear each other(06:45:07) Arkonviox: but at one time we were all apart of one(06:45:11) Arkonviox: how do i know this?(06:45:25) Arkonviox: matter that makes up our bodies has existed since the begining of time(06:45:30) Arkonviox: it cant be created or destroyed(06:45:35) Arkonviox: what makes up your body(06:45:38) Arkonviox: was once an animal(06:45:43) Arkonviox: once another human(06:45:46) Arkonviox: once apart of the moon(06:45:52) Arkonviox: once a piece os cosmic rock(06:45:55) Arkonviox: thats right(06:46:03) Arkonviox: so if what makes you up exosted forever(06:46:06) Arkonviox: then you existed forever(06:46:16) Arkonviox: and if what meks you up made up others(06:46:21) Arkonviox: then in turn you make up everything(06:46:33) Arkonviox: and we all originated from the one(06:47:07) Arkonviox: spiky bras?(21:49:59) ari: And SilverFin claimed to be normal... ?(21:50:45) Dolphin: [09:33] Silverfin: What should I do right now?(21:50:45) Dolphin: [09:33] Dolphin: Hang a spoon from your nose.(21:50:45) Dolphin: [09:33] Silverfin: I can do that.(21:50:46) Dolphin: [09:33] Silverfin: But my mother will think that I'm some type of terrible retard.(21:50:46) Dolphin: [09:34] Dolphin: So?(21:50:46) Dolphin: [09:35] Silverfin: She will lose some respect points toward me.(21:50:46) Dolphin: [09:36] Dolphin: Okay, do it while masturbating like a mad person.(21:50:47) Dolphin: [09:36] Silverfin: Hahaha, allright, just let me dig some gryphon porn at vcl.(21:51:12) ari: Ooooh(22:39:23) spaggit-eao: _S arkon(22:39:33) _S: spaggit-eao: I sentence you to give arkon the satisfaction of an infected clitoris.(22:40:11) ari: Ooooooooh(19:45:53) Arkonviox: i want to fucka britney spears and then beat her when im done and leave her in the streets(19:46:32) ari: That's the reason why she has better security than you do(19:46:40) ari: Nobody wants to fuck you, beat you and leave you in the streets(19:46:52) ari: You should become a pop star with sex appeal(19:47:17) Dolphin: ari: Actually, in san francisco, thats not really true.(19:48:00) ari: Hmmm?(19:48:08) ari: Ah(19:48:10) Dolphin: Plenty of people would like to rape arkon, beat him, and then leave him next to a dumpster somewhere like polk street.(19:48:24) ari: Well, yes, but those people would like to do the same to everyone(19:48:33) ari: Which is why Arkon can feel pretty safe as long as he doesn't really stand out to them(19:48:48) Arkonviox: Plenty of people would like to rape arkon, beat him, and then leave him next to a dumpster somewhere like polk street.(19:48:51) Arkonviox: awesome c.c(03:01:02) Delphineius is now known as +Delphineius(03:01:03) Delphineius: (Thanks for the +, Arkonviox!)(03:01:09) Arkonviox: o_O;(03:01:22) +Delphineius is now known as Delphineius(03:01:23) Delphineius: (Hey! Give me back my +, Arkonviox!)(03:01:28) Delphineius is now known as +Delphineius(03:01:29) Delphineius: (Thanks for the +, Arkonviox!)(03:01:34) +Delphineius is now known as Delphineius(03:01:35) Delphineius: (Hey! Give me back my +, Arkonviox!)(03:01:37) Delphineius is now known as @Delphineius(03:01:38) Delphineius: (Thanks for the @, Arkonviox!)(03:01:39) Delphineius: @ Snails are pretty cool. @(03:01:42) @Delphineius is now known as Delphineius(03:01:43) Delphineius: (Hey! Give my lil @ back, Arkonviox!)(03:01:53) Arkonviox: whoa c.c(03:01:59) Delphineius is now known as +Delphineius(03:02:00) Delphineius: (Thanks for the +, Arkonviox!)(03:02:02) Delphineius: O_o;;(07:27:55) Dolphinhas changed the topic to: [21:28] Silverfin: God damnit [21:28] Silverfin: I need it [21:28] Silverfin: I need it [21:28] Silverfin: Fucking a girl with 13 fingers!(22:28:03) ari: There are only three sorts of people in the Ecco community: Evil, ruined, and new. People start at newbie status, then become ruined (usually by Shadow), then eventually learn to be evil.(22:28:16) Guest [jirc@217.137.108.27] entered the room.(22:28:23) Arkonviox: HI GUEST!!!?!!?(22:28:28) Arkonviox: HOW ARE YOU DOING GUEST(22:28:32) Guest: o_O(22:28:34) Arkonviox: WELCOME TO ARKONVIOX.COM(22:28:35) Guest: I'm.. fine?(22:28:38) Dolphin: and then there arkon(22:28:40) Arkonviox: I AM ARKONVIOX(22:28:47) ari: Nah, he's evil too(22:28:49) Dolphin: who is an idiot 90% of the time.(22:28:58) Guest: Heh(22:29:02) ari: Well, true, but he's still an evil idiot(22:29:07) Arkonviox: HA HA(22:29:11) Arkonviox: urgh umm(22:29:18) ***Arkonviox puts guest in a headlock(22:29:25) ***Guest struggles(22:38:38) Moduvator: "If it wasn't for C, we'd be programming in BASI, OBOL and PASAL" c.c(23:36:23) ***ari is amused by the mental image of Ayla healing all group members, including herself and Marle, with kisses *(23:48:59) Arkonviox: * ari is amused by the mental image of Ayla healing all group members, including herself and Marle, with kisses *(23:49:00) Arkonviox: ha ha(23:49:23) Dolphin: ari: better or worse than being licked by Frog?(23:49:28) ari: Urgh(23:49:40) Dolphin: Heh.(23:49:41) Zurimaji [jirc@pcp01533667pcs.huntsv01.al.comcast.net] entered the room.(23:49:55) Zurimaji: Hello, I back.(23:50:02) Dolphin: Yay. Or something.(23:51:03) Zurimaji: *nibbles cinnimon poptart*(23:53:08) Zurimaji: I guess the chat died again.(23:53:18) SilverFin: Died again.(23:53:29) Zurimaji: =\(23:53:41) EccoChick [EccoChick@host-216-78-53-136.ath.bellsouth.net] entered the room.(23:53:48) Dolphin: hi EC.(23:53:53) EccoChick: hey dolphin(23:53:59) Dolphin: how goes?(23:54:19) ari: Now that I think of it... I don't know if it would heal Chrono's wounds, but hot girl-on-girl action would definitely be a way to explain the use of that spell(23:54:40) Eao: how(23:54:41) Dolphin: ari: Heh.(23:54:44) EccoChick: pretty good, heheh. Just got back from laying out in the sun again c.c(23:54:54) Eao: what about if crono raped the frog and heald him(23:55:02) EccoChick: o.o(23:55:18) Dolphin: Eao: That would be wrong.(23:55:36) Eao: oh(23:55:39) Moduvator: Greetings, EccoChick(23:55:45) Eao: but lesbian healing isn't?(23:55:51) Zurimaji: o0 wow, I walked in here at the wrong time.(23:56:01) ari: There is no such time as a right time to walk in here(23:56:06) SilverFin: Lesbian healing.(23:56:08) Zurimaji: o0 lol(23:56:13) Zurimaji: Lesbian healing, I heard that.(23:56:19) Moduvator: Hmm... And Arkon is still washing his dishes, I presume?..(23:56:20) Dolphin: Eao: No more or less wrong than Frog's slurp tech.(20:15:05) Arkonviox: my name is ari(20:15:08) Arkonviox: c.c(20:15:10) Arkonviox: my name is ari(20:15:13) Arkonviox: whoot whoot(20:16:36) ari: Erm(20:17:38) ari: I am... confused(20:17:50) Arkonviox: im rappin foo o_o;And last but not least, some stuff from _S's archive of terribleness. HTML parsing has stripped some names of speakers from this stuff, so it might not necessarily be very coherent... but it wouldn't be coherent even with those tags anyway:(18:09:04) _S: ping 348: ì SJWolf/#furworld stops eating "Uhh...Blue?" yes? what is this *sorry bout this* White Shit in this loaf?! ì SJWolf/#furworld looks ready to toss the food and run for the bathroom I so hope its not...please don't you dare tell me it is, or Dodger and I will both kill you.(18:39:31) _S: ping 228: * Beigh hugs his sperm.(18:41:20) _S: ping 317: sweet, people on irc are always 6 foot tall bodybuilders who have killed more people than they can remember(18:43:52) _S: ping 294: I HATE FUCKIN WEB SITESA(18:44:03) _S: ping 503: "For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life." -- Albert Camus(18:44:12) _S: ping 584: We are his buttplugs, his cockrings, his nipple clamps.(18:44:17) _S: ping 361: * Garanth comtemplates eating another calzone "So much saturated fat...it's almost as if I'm plugging the arteries up with rubber stoppers...but so tasty...(18:44:24) _S: ping 652: I don't get anyone gawking at me, so feel gratified :) (22:22:44) _S: SCO == The sound a gay man makes when he is choking on a large cock.(22:19:49) _S: ping 772: [21:34] Silverfin: Mary poppins gave me boners.(22:20:24) _S: ping 759: SilverFin: I sentence you to give arkon the satisfaction of an orgasm. ... Fuck.(22:20:28) _S: ping 769: [04:02] Silverfin: Rubber dicky in my mind c.c(22:20:34) _S: ping 765: Sleeping with metallica sucked.(22:20:44) _S: ping 767: That was terrible. I mean, it was terrible for real. Yet another horrible unwanted enthusiastic trip into the sick demonic sanctum of a furry costume wearing adult who desires the company of male children for sex.(22:20:50) _S: ping 768: Silverfin: You can masturbate watching winnie the pooh and then write a short text about your experience and why it can turn on people.(22:20:59) _S: ping 771: [18:53] Silverfin: I will never sleep with metallica again.Yes. We are rather corrupt people... "I believe they just installed Gentoo Linux."Edited by: Ari Rahikkala at: 9/12/03 11:14 am

[Ari Rahikkala]

... a little frightening sometimes. This is from a discussion on the channel #caverns-of-hope at irc.furry.de (note: the site doesn't have anything to do with furries - I think the channel is at irc.furry.de simply because the site's admin is German):(10:41:28) ***BandoIruka is a visitor(10:42:24) ari: A-ha(10:42:47) ari: And how did you find this channel?(10:43:13) BandoIruka: looking around(10:43:58) BandoIruka: i suppose I got it off the webpage(10:44:36) ari: Well, that means I don't need to introduce you to the community(10:45:06) ari: Unlike those people who are regulars at irc.furry.de but don't know anything about CoH itself(10:45:56) BandoIruka: you can(10:46:47) BandoIruka: as you already know. I am Bando(10:46:47) BandoIruka: Bando Iruka(10:46:47) BandoIruka: 'scuse me?(10:46:47) BandoIruka: i don't irc very often btw(10:47:25) BandoIruka: actually im pretty new to this 'place'(10:47:26) ari: Hm... Bando Iruka? I know Iruka means "dolphin" in Japanese, but have never heard of Bando...(10:47:42) BandoIruka: Bottlenose Dolphin(10:47:53) ari: A-ha(10:48:04) BandoIruka: nice to see that you know its meaning(10:48:22) ***BandoIruka thinks abit(10:48:30) BandoIruka: how should I put it?(10:49:32) ari: There are people who frequent other channels on irc.furry.de, but they don't necessarily know about this place(10:49:41) ***BandoIruka is a solitary 'phin whose been facinated with dolphins for about a yaer(10:50:20) ari: Ahhh(10:50:54) ari: You'll fit right in(10:51:23) BandoIruka: not sure if i will be a regular yet(10:51:53) BandoIruka: while I don't irc much, i do telnet often(10:52:01) ari: For what?(10:52:27) BandoIruka: telnet based talker(10:53:02) ari: Hmm...(10:53:07) ari: Sounds somewhat primitive(10:53:08) ***BandoIruka reads the previous bit you said(10:53:10) ari: Then again, so is IRC(10:53:23) BandoIruka: You may have heard of Hando Iruak(10:53:27) BandoIruka: err... Iruka(10:53:35) BandoIruka: samething(10:53:46) ari: Sorry, can't remember that name(10:53:57) ***BandoIruka shrugs(10:54:02) BandoIruka: nevermind(10:54:43) ari: Google doesn't know much about it, either(10:56:11) BandoIruka: do you have much regulars to this channel?(10:56:30) ari: Yeah(10:56:39) ari: Not many of them are around at the moment, though(10:56:49) BandoIruka: ahh k(10:56:55) BandoIruka: i suppose that makes sense(10:57:02) ari: Dolphin, PsySonic, SilverFin, Moduvator and Nikita are the most active people nowadays(10:57:29) BandoIruka: U.S. residing I guess(10:57:36) ari: Nope(10:57:41) ari: Well, except Dolphin(10:58:02) ari: PsySonic and SilverFin are German, IIRC, Moduvator's Russian and Nikita Brazilian(10:58:04) BandoIruka: many of the once that I talk to are us residing and are usually asleep at this time(10:58:10) BandoIruka: ahh k(10:58:13) ari: And I'm Finnish(10:58:28) BandoIruka: Well, I live in Australia(10:58:44) ari: Yes, I already figured that out from your hostname(10:59:12) BandoIruka: but my ancestry is chinese(11:00:48) ***ari nods *(11:03:21) BandoIruka: so is this place mainly for ecco fans or phins?(11:03:39) ari: I don't know the difference(11:04:56) ari: Unless you mean that Ecco fandom is a subset of dolphin fandom (basically all Ecco fans that I know are also dolphin fans)(11:05:12) BandoIruka: after all, the webpage that I followed to here was mainly about the game(11:05:13) BandoIruka: ahh k(11:05:30) BandoIruka: dolphin fans ehh?(11:05:47) BandoIruka: not phurry?(11:05:56) ari: Usually not(11:06:01) ari: Not visibly anyway(11:06:24) BandoIruka: do they play a role of a dolphin?(11:07:04) ari: Some people here do have a dolphin role-playing character, yes(11:07:12) ari: Not all, though...(11:07:46) BandoIruka: ok(11:08:39) BandoIruka: forgive all the questions, but I'd like to understand this place/atmosphere abit more before deciding if I should put some of my time here(11:09:19) ari: Ah(11:09:19) (11:10:33) ari: This is a rather well matured community, so Ecco stuff (or dolphin stuff in general) is rarely talked about in the IRC channel... so if you do decide to invest your time here, yuo'd better do it on the forum(11:10:52) BandoIruka: not meaning to take members away from here, but where I normally reside is on iod.ath.cx 6667(11:11:55) BandoIruka: well, i played the game a few times, but got abit bored of it(11:12:35) ari: Don't worry, I've only played the first Ecco the Dolphin out of a sense of duty(11:12:42) BandoIruka: heh,(11:13:11) BandoIruka: i finished the first one, but the second one was abit repetitive(11:14:38) ari: Hm... I think I'm going to continue trying to play ToT... I think I stopped playing at the beginning of the Lost Orcas last time(11:15:48) BandoIruka: i only played them on my pc. emulatated(11:16:33) BandoIruka: is there sometimes, umm...(11:16:35) ari: Same here(11:16:41) ***BandoIruka tries to put it in a tactile way(11:17:13) ***ari waits (11:17:18) BandoIruka: things that go on that young users would not be allowed to see?(11:17:40) ari: Well, sort of(11:17:49) ari: But not the way you implied, I believe(11:18:28) ari: It's just that some members of this community (Dolphin, usually) tend to like posting what they call ownership material(11:18:39) ari: Check the thread "Wrong toys" in the off-topic forum(11:18:49) BandoIruka: wrong toys?(11:19:06) ***ari checks(11:19:08) BandoIruka: hmm(11:19:08) ari: Yes, that's the title(11:21:22) ari: But our relationship towards furries is, as far as I know (I'm not official representative of this site), that we like laughing at the weird stuff they do (and therefore seem to be in contact to some people) but aren't really affiliated with them(11:21:28) ari: I hope so, anyway(11:23:10) ***BandoIruka hmms abit, noting that the one who posted the topic is a Atlantic White Sided(11:24:09) ***ari is impressed *(11:24:23) BandoIruka: not exactly what i had in mind(11:25:01) ari: Hmm?(11:25:04) BandoIruka: more of phin to phin "playing"(11:26:21) ari: ... nope. As I said, there's stuff here that isn't suitable for young people, but not the sort of stuff that you implied(11:27:04) BandoIruka: fair enough(11:28:31) ari: Not that everyone here would be quite innocent (and I can only talk about what I know about myself), but... hm... I think there was a thread about it somewhere...(11:30:20) BandoIruka: reading the reactions, I guess most would appear on the surface to shunne themselves what anything realating to dolphins in that particular area(11:30:32) ari: http://www.cetaceen.net/ecco/cgi...97f9556406(11:30:40) BandoIruka: i don't mean just on blowups(11:31:45) ari: Well, just forget the "Wrong toys" thread, then(11:32:59) BandoIruka: yeah(11:33:41) BandoIruka: judging by that, I say generally no(11:34:01) ari: Pretty much(11:34:36) ari: And even if the answer was yes, most people here would be way too afraid to talk about such stuff, let alone participate in it(11:34:52) BandoIruka: heh(11:35:01) ***BandoIruka swims around abit(11:35:26) ***ari rarely appears online in his dolphin persona *(11:35:32) ari: Er...(11:35:45) ari: Appearing *offline* in my dolphin persona is something I've never done(11:35:54) BandoIruka: heh(11:36:17) BandoIruka: i suppose many will appear as themselves(11:36:25) BandoIruka: whatever that maybe(11:36:30) ari: Yes, especially on IRC(11:37:44) BandoIruka: if you ever pay a visit to where i normally hang around, you will see how different it is to irc(11:37:59) ari: Sometimes people like Arkonviox (webmaster of a competing site that used to be at war with CoH a while ago - nowadays Arkon and PsySonic/SilverFin/Moduvator are friends) actually make fun of people who pretend to be dolphins on IRC... but that's rather rare(11:38:23) ari: Hm, perhaps I will try observing it one day(11:38:31) BandoIruka: hmm... duly noted(11:39:16) ari: Arkon doesn't visit this room very often anyway(11:40:18) BandoIruka: what times is it most active?(11:41:32) ari: About ten-twelve hours from now or so (which would be 21:40-23:40 in Finland)(11:42:11) ari: Well, more like... in general, when it's evening in Europe(11:42:12) BandoIruka: internet time is @404 right now...(11:42:18) BandoIruka: ahh k(11:42:25) ari: It's past midnight around there(11:42:54) BandoIruka: that would mean about 06:00-07:00AM GMT +10(11:42:56) BandoIruka: for me(11:43:36) ari: Hm(11:43:59) ari: Time to learn to wake up early if you want to IRC here, then (11:45:14) BandoIruka: heh, maybe(11:45:50) BandoIruka: prolly won't make it a regular basis, but will pay a visit at least once(11:46:50) ari: Very good(11:47:35) BandoIruka: umm... don't know irc well(11:47:44) BandoIruka: is there an afk feature on this?(11:48:00) ari: Probably yes(11:48:13) ari: If you mean /away , that is(11:48:23) ***BandoIruka would normaly type a .afk and the server would set him on away and inform other users of it(11:48:36) BandoIruka: cool(11:49:04) ari: Yep, you have a properly set away state now(11:49:23) ***ari leaves, too *(11:50:03) BandoIruka: ahh(11:50:14) BandoIruka: nice talking(12:12:30) ***BandoIruka nuzzles your beak and leaves(12:13:00) BandoIruka has left the room (Quit: is a phin).(ps: fascination and fear about the same thing don't go well together) "I believe they just installed Gentoo Linux."Edited by: Ari Rahikkala at: 6/1/03 1:03:00 am

[Ari Rahikkala]

(01:35:17) Sevenhour: lens flare is pretty!(01:35:31) Nate: overused(01:35:39) SilverFin: Get this.(01:35:42) ari: But still pretty(01:35:45) Sevenhour: yea it is .. *lens flares all over the picture*(the next day: )(11:05:39) ari: LENS FLARE CHICKEN!(11:06:03) Sevenhour: lens flare RUULES!(14:28:30) ari: apolyton.net/forums/showt...genumber=1(14:28:39) ari: I don't know if I should be proud or what ;)(14:30:21) Sevenhour: are you using all that paper?(14:30:47) ari: I guess so(14:12:44) ***Dolphin uses a rubber penis as a mind control device.(14:13:28) ***SilverFin nods. Terrible.(16:54:58) PsySonic: silverfin & dolphin = the ultimate evil satanic constellation(16:55:19) Dolphin: We're going to corrput you too.(16:55:26) PsySonic: D:(16:55:26) Dolphin: corrupt(16:55:39) ***PsySonic bows(16:55:40) Dolphin: I mean, silverfin was not like this always.(16:56:03) PsySonic: i know. he was different before you cam(16:56:04) PsySonic: came(16:56:09) Dolphin: Some months ago, he did not have recuring dreams of plush sex or gay men in fursuits.(16:56:20) Dolphin: or megaman hentai(16:56:37) Dolphin: now hes a pain junkie for it.(16:56:38) PsySonic: you are punishing him(16:56:47) Dolphin: no morals, no dignty.(16:56:52) Dolphin: its excelent.(16:57:35) PsySonic: raping his childhood(16:57:49) Dolphin: totally.(16:57:54) Dolphin: every step(16:57:59) Dolphin: from TV to NES games.(16:58:10) PsySonic: you are terrible(16:58:12) Dolphin: its been done and then twice again.(16:58:36) Dolphin: hes to the point where he looks at the VCL on his own.(16:59:02) ari: You are an evil, evil man(16:59:04) PsySonic: VCL?(16:59:29) Dolphin: ari, I blame you for some of this.(16:59:42) Dolphin: VCL is like a giant collection of the worst furry art on the planet.(16:59:57) Dolphin: it makes the people on the oekaki look like pros.(17:00:17) ari: Dolphin: Hm... for the Broken Memories link? That was posted at Slashdot...(17:00:35) Dolphin: Nah, not that.(17:00:49) ari: What then, pray tell?(17:00:53) Dolphin: Just the whole general mood of sarcastic ownership.(17:10:10) Dolphin: [07:10] Silverfin: Touch it. Can you feel it? That's my fake cervix.(17:10:17) Dolphin: [07:10] Silverfin: Kill my fake baby.(17:10:20) Dolphin: [07:10] Silverfin: Do not cum in my ears!!!11(17:10:25) Dolphin: [07:10] Silverfin: I'll get a infection.(17:10:42) Dolphin: I'd say hes ruined.(14:08:34) ari: What the friggin' hell? Amaya installs itself under /usr/Amaya? I guess the W3C has never heard of the FHS...(14:09:20) Dolphin: Yeah, its kinda retarded like that.(14:09:30) Dolphin: I don't like Amaya anyway.(14:10:16) ari: I just uninstalled it...(14:21:47) Dolphin: Things like that need to be bludgeoned to death with a bottle of elk milk.(20:16:26) Dolphin: ari, I want a third arm.(20:17:16) ari: Get some prehensile genitals, you(20:21:13) Dolphin: Thats not the same.(20:21:20) PsySonic: wahoo(20:21:31) Dolphin: theres alot of things that I wouldn't like to touch with my penis.(20:22:03) ari: Now that's only a matter of sentiment(20:22:32) ari: I could say that there's a lot of things that I wouldn't like to touch with my fingers(20:23:35) Dolphin: besides which, to duplicate the functionality ofone of my existing arms, I think my girlfriend might find very uncomfortable, and thats a rather important sentiment to consider.(22:08:20) Nate: lobstah(22:08:37) PsySonic: pardon?(22:09:09) Nate: there's this girl here(22:09:14) Nate: i was flirting with her(22:09:24) Nate: she was here in the dorm and my roommate called her "lobsterskin"(22:09:34) Nate: so we do this "lobstaaaaaaaaah(22:09:36) Nate: " thing to each other(22:09:38) Nate: now you know :)(22:29:43) ari: Sometimes I think you're crazy and sick, and other times I think you're so find - but I know I'm in danger 'cos you feel like a stranger and I know something's gonna give...(22:31:02) ***Dolphin burns ari's bridge.(22:31:26) ari: I guess this time I'll have to swim(13:56:57) ari: Damn, I need to see Matrix: Reloaded(13:57:03) ari: "Here at Caltech our student association bought out a showing of Reloaded. Imagine a large movie theater containing an entire campus worth of nerds all seeing ssh -l root 10.2.2.2 on the screen at the same time... "(13:57:45) Dolphin: Bah, cool people do ssh root@10.2.2.2(13:57:59) Dolphin: saves keystrokes.(13:58:14) ari: I know... but in this context, I think using -l is actually cooler...(14:00:30) Dolphin: Probably(14:01:11) keeper: What is 10.2.2.2 ?(14:01:19) ari: Besides, some people would probably think dhe's sending emails if dhe uses the user@host notation(14:01:31) ari: An IP address(14:01:41) Dolphin: keeper: Arbitrary RFC 1918 address.(14:01:58) keeper: Of which host I mean?(14:02:00) Dolphin: ari: I was thinking the same. "omfg hes haxing teh emale"(18:30:29) Siris: So you mean the horror section of the movie store isn't just an extension of the comedy one?(18:31:08) ari: Not any more than the romance, action, porn and etc. sections are(18:31:33) Siris: why buy porn at a store when you can get it free off the internet(18:31:48) Dolphin: Porn is definitly an extension of the comedy section.(18:32:22) ari: Especially porn on the internet...(22:27:52) @PsySonicY is now known as @PsySonicX(22:27:55) PsySonicX: better(22:27:57) PsySonicX: later(22:28:02) Moduvator: lol(22:28:08) Moduvator: PsySonicZ(22:29:13) Moduvator: |PsySonic| = {PsySonicX; PsySonicY; PsySonicZ}(22:29:25) Moduvator: Voila - a 3D PsySonic vector :)(23:21:11) Moduvator has changed the topic to: "From the sea came all life, and to the sea it will return. The sooner - the better"(23:22:26) ari: How nice to know that I'm surrounded by misanthropes(23:22:37) Dolphin: ari: Indeed.(23:22:46) Dolphin: Want some popcorn?(12:32:20) ari: Heh, there are some really weird DoomTrooper cards...(12:32:49) ari: "Fifteen Minutes of Fame" : "ASSIGN TO ANY NON-PERSONALITY WARRIOR. This warrior must kill a Personality to complete the mission and earn 5 additional points"(12:33:44) ari: "Gehenna Puker" ????(12:36:51) ari: "Lane Chung": "PERSONALITY. Lane Chung likes to boast. To attack with hum, you must announce it the turn before the attack. Then Lane must attack next turn. You do not have to signify the Defender or the battle tactuc,"(12:37:18) ari: "Lost Paperwork": "PLAY ON ANY PLAYER AT ANY TIME. Affected player loses 3 promotion points."(12:39:40) Moduvator: Heh(12:39:41) ari: "Pam Afton": "PERSONALITY. Pam Afton is Lane Chung's partner. If you have both PAM AFTON and LANE CHUNG in play, Lane Chung does not have to "boast" before attacking."(21:32:43) Dolphin: He requested some teletubbies porn.(21:32:53) Dolphin: I talked to him last night.(21:32:58) PsySonic: heh+(21:33:02) Arkonviox: they have teletubbies porn now?(21:33:06) Arkonviox: what did he ask for(21:33:09) Arkonviox: the stupid baby sun(21:33:12) Arkonviox: i hate the baby sun(21:33:26) Arkonviox: if the sun looked like that id shoot it(21:33:37) Sevenhour: i saw a thing on newgrounds.com a long time ago where the sun went supernova & killed everything(21:33:39) PsySonic: terrible(21:33:40) ari: Strangely enough, I agree(21:45:35) ari: Hey, I used to be a citizen of a nation that was modeled after Zeal(21:45:58) ari: http://www.geocities.com/jasonian_22/(21:48:44) ***Sevenhour sees knuckles running around on the island(21:49:27) ***Moduvator throws a stone into Knuckes, but misses.(21:49:39) Moduvator: *Knuckles(21:49:46) ***Sevenhour helps you hit him(21:50:11) Moduvator: *shouts* You fool! How many times can Eggman trick you?!(21:50:25) Sevenhour: alot more times(23:29:07) ari: A pearl of discussion from #suomi:(23:29:11) ari: (22:55:40) J_Kahvi: iik(23:29:15) ari: (23:08:03) Rasbelin: iik(23:29:18) ari: (23:19:05) ari: iik(23:29:22) ari: (23:25:31) Ignorance: iik(23:29:54) menace: :|(23:30:18) Moduvator: Hmm(23:30:26) Moduvator: What's the catch?(23:31:15) ***ari shrugs *(23:32:37) Moduvator: Meh...(23:33:00) menace: meh, meh(23:33:14) Moduvator: heh, heh(23:33:26) Moduvator: :P(23:34:27) menace: heh meh heh(23:34:38) menace: :P :P(01:08:24) SilverFin: Hold on(01:08:24) SilverFin: That's the german version D:(01:08:48) ari: Fliegende kinderscheisse!(01:09:13) SilverFin: Argh(20:20:17) Arkonviox_Mode7: i'll tell you a tale(20:20:19) Arkonviox_Mode7: please sit down(20:20:28) Arkonviox_Mode7: arkonviox.com has been around for 4 years(20:20:38) Arkonviox_Mode7: coh has been around for 2 maybe near 3(20:21:00) Arkonviox_Mode7: and both sites root in a zeal like place that was known as the undercaves(20:22:30) andrey [~andrey@ip-1921.dialup.cl.spb.ru] entered the room.(20:22:42) Arkonviox_Mode7: the undercaves was the first web community i ever joined(20:22:57) Arkonviox_Mode7: me silverfin and many of the oldbies from the ecco community came from here(20:23:08) Arkonviox_Mode7: the undercaves was for sure the first ecco website ever on the net(20:23:16) Arkonviox_Mode7: i started a war on that site(20:23:19) Arkonviox_Mode7: and formed arkonviox.com(20:23:30) Arkonviox_Mode7: after that it became known as a website war(20:24:10) Arkonviox_Mode7: now that i look at it(20:24:16) Arkonviox_Mode7: i had a perfectly good reason to start a fight(20:24:29) Arkonviox_Mode7: anyhow the fights went on and on(20:24:35) Arkonviox_Mode7: and i eventualy took over the udnercaves(20:24:37) Arkonviox_Mode7: and it was mine(20:24:45) Arkonviox_Mode7: so now i had two websites(20:24:55) Arkonviox_Mode7: i extracted my revenge on those who mocked me(20:24:59) Arkonviox_Mode7: and banned them one be one(20:25:04) Arkonviox_Mode7: they had no place to go(20:25:18) Arkonviox_Mode7: but then a beacon of light showed hope(20:25:35) Arkonviox_Mode7: those who want to get out of my opressive regiem(20:25:46) Arkonviox_Mode7: and this place was born(20:26:38) Arkonviox_Mode7: opressive regiem is just a bias word(20:26:52) Arkonviox_Mode7: but today most of the undercaves community is still with me in a way(20:27:06) Arkonviox_Mode7: coh is a community with alot of new members(20:27:18) Arkonviox_Mode7: i am the stone that split the stream into two(20:27:25) Arkonviox_Mode7: when i tried to make it one stream again(20:27:29) Arkonviox_Mode7: it brokje off into two again(20:28:14) ari: Somebody needs to write an epic poem about this history or something(22:25:24) ari: OK. Everyone here who is normal, please raise your hand up.(22:25:41) Arkonviox_Mode7: >.>(22:25:44) Arkonviox_Mode7: (22:25:46) Arkonviox_Mode7: o.o(22:25:50) ***Arkonviox_Mode7 shrugs(22:25:53) ari: WTF did *that* smiley mean?(22:25:59) ari: Er, *those* smileys(22:26:06) Arkonviox_Mode7: i looked one way(22:26:09) Arkonviox_Mode7: then looked the other(22:26:10) ***ari sees *(22:26:11) Arkonviox_Mode7: then i went(22:26:12) Arkonviox_Mode7: o.o(22:26:18) ari: Yeah, I guess it makes sense(20:29:23) SilverFin: Ari.(20:29:29) ari: SilverFin.(20:29:39) SilverFin: Where in the hell did you found that topic?(20:30:02) ari: The one about having sex with horses?(21:23:15) Arkonviox: everythings bigegr in america(21:23:18) Arkonviox: penises(21:23:20) Arkonviox: breasts(23:37:53) Dolphin: http://www.somethingawful.com/ar...php?a=1459(23:38:39) SilverFin: "The game lacks some of the gross-out punch of a "Water Closet", but the sheer immorality of it makes American Psycho look like a limerick about kittens playing with puppies."(23:39:58) Dolphin: You need to get this game.(23:40:12) SilverFin: Graphics: - 10(23:40:12) SilverFin: Gameplay: - 10(23:40:12) SilverFin: Story: - 10(23:40:12) SilverFin: Sexual Deviance: - 10(23:40:12) SilverFin: Fun: - 10(23:40:13) SilverFin: Overall: - 50(23:40:15) SilverFin: I need this game(23:24:20) ari: Fucking fuck this fuck of a fuck(23:24:50) ari: Mozilla's Download Manager is the most brain-dead piece of software I've ever had the extreme displeasure to unsuccesfully attempt to use(23:25:32) menace: i hate this computer(23:27:27) Nikita: -_-(23:27:51) Nikita: get Download Accelerator Plus(23:28:02) Dolphin: heh(23:28:03) ari: Oh, grah(23:28:11) Dolphin: Ari's more likely yo use wget ;D(23:28:14) ari: Give me wget over... *anything* any day(23:28:19) Dolphin: haha(23:51:32) Nikita: what's unfathomably?(23:51:45) ari: adj 1: of depth; not capable of being sounded or measured [ant: {fathomable}](23:51:59) Moduvator: c.O(23:52:10) Nikita: I'm still in the dark about this(23:52:11) Nikita: c.O;(23:52:18) Moduvator: Burn you dictionary, ari(23:52:22) Moduvator: =P(23:52:26) ari: I can't, I use /dict/(23:52:40) ari: I'd have to go burn the server it gets these definitions from(23:52:43) ari: Or burn my computer(23:52:45) ari: And I'm not going to do that(23:52:46) Moduvator: Format your HD then =P(23:52:55) ari: Too much stored anime(00:28:22) ari: I'm POKE MONster who pokes with his DIGIts(00:28:36) ari: OK(00:28:46) ari: I *SO* am going to sleep now(15:35:25) keeper: Hey, Ari(15:35:46) keeper: What nice hentai anime do you know?(15:36:15) ari: "Nice hentai anime" is an oxymoron(22:24:37) PsySonic: does anyone know the game boxes?(22:25:25) SilverFin: Nobody does.(22:25:28) SilverFin: You're a weirdo.(22:26:35) PsySonic: beh(22:29:37) ari: Look who's talking...(22:29:38) ari: ;)(22:29:44) PsySonic: heh(22:30:29) ***SilverFin jumps over ari and grabs him in the air(22:30:41) ***SilverFin licks ari's ear and whispers "You're mine, bitch"(22:30:52) ***SilverFin trows ari in the floor "I believe they just installed Gentoo Linux."Edited by: Ari Rahikkala at: 6/3/03 3:21 pm

[Ari Rahikkala]

This thread is becoming less and less funny all the time but I don't care particularly much as long as I can keep it updated with something... anyway, I've been advertising this thread a bit at different chatrooms... here are some of the results:(02:12:13) SilverFin: I see(02:13:23) SilverFin: Terrible(02:13:30) SilverFin: You posted some log from darkseas there(02:13:39) ari: Yeah, I did(02:13:47) ari: A lot of pieces of logs, in fact(02:14:17) SilverFin: (19:45:53) Arkonviox: i want to fucka britney spears and then beat her when im done and leave her in the streets(02:14:19) SilverFin: hahaha(02:14:26) SilverFin: So wonderful(02:15:27) ari: Logs from #darkseas and this channel are basically the only things I have that I can post on the Barony's forum right now, you know...(02:18:24) SilverFin: God damnit(02:18:35) SilverFin: These chatrooms are full of freaks(16:02:23) Zephyr: " ari: Appearing *offline* in my dolphin persona is something I've never done(16:02:28) Zephyr: lol(16:03:53) ari: I don't think my family would understand me anyway(18:26:05) ari: Well, what do you think about those logs?(18:30:52) Zephyr: I think they should be locked in a lead box and thrown in the sea(18:32:10) ari: Including me?(18:32:25) ari: Er, sorry(18:32:34) ari: I forgot that you were referring to logs and not people..(18:33:23) Ignorance: Throwing to sea would be opposite of punishment for some of them.(18:33:58) ***ari concurs(18:34:19) ari: But in a lead box?(18:35:09) Ignorance: Lead is soft.(18:36:21) ari: Well, yeah...(18:36:32) Zephyr: and poisonous(18:37:50) ari: In any case, I've found out all that I need to know to be pleased... that you think we are freaks.(18:38:57) Zephyr: i think everyone is a freak(18:38:57) Ignorance: Lead box would implode at pretty shallow depth(18:39:40) ari: Zephyr: Well, in that case I need to find some way to make you say that we're special freaks(18:45:02) Zephyr: pictures of one of you rogering a dolphin would seal it.(18:45:47) ari: Hm(18:46:16) ari: I'll be on the lookout for one (13:56:09) CIARONBROECK: you mix with some sickos...(13:56:28) Ari Rahikkala: Yep, that's why I said I only get corrupted by time...(13:56:41) CIARONBROECK: obviously!(14:00:59) CIARONBROECK: nice barony(14:01:05) Ari Rahikkala: Thanks :)(13:56:13) ari: What should I do with people like this: pub9.ezboard.com/fshirero...ID=6.topic(13:56:15) ari: (second post)(13:57:40) Moduvator: You should send people like this to nuthouse c.c(13:57:58) Moduvator: Or hang them. - The choice is up to you :)(23:43:04) ari: Gawd... BandoIruka was here and got completely ignored? This community is *so* wrong...(23:43:50) ari: See the second post at pub9.ezboard.com/fshirero...ID=6.topic(23:43:58) ari: And http://www.islesofdiversity.org(23:44:02) PsySonic: iruka is the japanese word for dolphin i think(23:44:07) SilverFin: It is(23:44:09) Dolphin: ari.(23:44:13) ari: That person is... a lot scarier than he seems at first(23:44:16) Dolphin: IOD is filled with evil.(23:44:21) ari: I know(23:44:25) ari: I am quite aware of that(23:44:32) ari: That's why I said this community is so wrong(23:44:45) ari: It's so wrong, so evil that somebody from IOD can get basically ignored "I believe they just installed Gentoo Linux."

[Ari Rahikkala]

Time to add more quotes... some of these might be replicas of older ones...(18:40:12) ari: What's puzzling is *how* is it possible to hug one's sperm(18:40:48) Dolphin: Ari, in furry logic land, anything is possible.(04:05:18) Dolphin: Silverfin is raping his mule.(04:05:25) Delphineius: Again? Yeesh.(04:05:33) SilverFin: I am.(04:57:22) Dolphin: Arkon(04:58:12) Arkonviox: yo(04:58:43) Dolphin: Your wife thinks you're Alastor's S&M slave.(04:59:19) Arkonviox: terrible(00:04:30) _S: SilverFin: Nothing like getting sent random photographs of furs. That's the last two years that i know what i need to know.(00:05:57) ***ari shudders at the idea of getting sent random photographs of furs *(07:56:53) Crestoe: Metapod uses harden! *o_O* Metapods defence increased!(07:57:02) Alastor: that was the biggest pain ever(07:57:19) Alastor: Stop the hardening! ahhhh!(07:57:37) Thyme41: yes, the phalic object hardening got to me also(03:43:44) Delphineius: I applaud you.(03:43:48) Delphineius: Silently.(03:43:52) Delphineius: ..With a shotgun.(03:43:59) Delphineius: A teeny, tiny shotgun.(03:43:59) Alastor: thats not silent.(03:44:04) Delphineius: Mine is.(03:44:10) Alastor: your shotgun sucks.(03:44:11) Alastor: o.o(08:14:06) Alastor: I'm going to find a blow-up sheep one day, and I am going to send it to you. When I do, I expect you to yiff it on arkon-vision.(08:36:24) Dolphin: arkon thats no a good idea, unless you wanna see me naked.(08:36:40) SilverFin: Yeah, he's nakes(08:36:42) SilverFin: *naked(08:36:52) SilverFin: Most perverted webcam ever(19:17:06) Delphineius: Methinks it's time for me to jab my eyes out with a rusty object of some sort..(20:08:20) Moduvator: The best way is to somehow try to preserve CoH spirit is...(20:09:53) ari: Hey, I have the perfect idea. Change it to a dolphin yiff site so that people like BandoIruka will feel at home ;)(01:47:42) Eao: in the spirit of shadow(01:47:48) Eao: for those turned off by Yaoi(01:47:57) Eao: i shall make you suffer by fanfiction(20:24:33) Arkonviox: dolphin where do you find this stuff?(20:24:46) Dolphin: In a directory titled "Evil"(21:51:47) _S: Eao: Cindirella was a big hole in the furry fandom and visits irc channels relating to it will find the playing of games is an approximately 2 year old who somehow becomes interested in the furry fandom and visits irc channels relating to it will find the playing of games is an approximately 2 year old boys online.(21:52:36) Eao: hotel californa is a furry song?(21:53:39) Eao: _s furries cause allergies(21:53:48) _S: Eao: It's cause i wanna have sex with a hole.(20:46:57) Arkonviox: why the hell am i still coding?(20:48:32) ari: Because you aren't done yet?(00:55:57) Eao: i wanted to edit this picture(00:56:04) Eao: but it turned all green on me(00:56:48) ari: Buy a Mac, that's what the ads say that people who find themselves in situations like that should do ;)(03:42:54) SilverFin: I know afro mario(03:43:00) Crestoe: Booya.(03:43:13) SilverFin: Most hacked rom ever.(03:43:30) Alastor: as well as a game staring a pig (a mario hacked) where the goombas are penises. o.o;(22:50:21) Ankou: what's so bad about geography?(22:50:27) Arkonviox: it sucks(22:50:30) Ankou: ...(22:50:35) Arkonviox: unless they invent teleportation devices(18:31:32) Alastor: odd(18:31:37) Alastor: _S Who broke dolphin?(18:31:46) _S: Alastor: Dolphin is the list of dolphin?(18:32:02) Alastor: ah, at least _S is working.(18:32:10) ari: Dolphin has broken so many people that he decided to break himself(18:51:11) Alastor: _S feasable.(18:51:29) _S: Alastor: help.... bend over so i can fuck your bloody rectum i want blood cut my throat and cum in the fridge.(18:51:55) ari: o.O(22:34:39) Eao: i'm watching somthing on flies(22:34:43) Eao: and genitics(22:35:02) Eao: they made a fly named "cockeye" who had genitils for eyes(22:35:33) Eao: they showed an 3d wire figure of a fly with penisis for eyes(22:35:50) ari: I'm sure some hentai artist could use that as a souce of inspiration(22:38:16) ari: "A list of KeySyms is associated with each KeyCode. The list is intended to convey the set of symbols on the corresponding key. If the list (ignoring trailing NoSymbol entries) is a single KeySym ``K'', then the list is treated as if it were the list ``K NoSymbol K NoSymbol''. If the list (ignoring trailing NoSymbol entries) is a pair of KeySyms ``K1 K2'', then the list is treated as if it were the list ``K1 K2 K1 K2''. If the list (ignoring trailing NoSymbol entries) is a triple of KeySyms ``K1 K2 K3'', then the list is treated as if it were the list ``K1 K2 K3 NoSymbol''. When an explicit ``void'' element is desired in the list, the value VoidSymbol can be used."(22:38:31) ***ari needs a brain upgrade *(22:48:58) ***ari watches Xlib emanate an aura of pure darkness, then pokes Nikita with it... and marvels as the arcane black magics cover her body in an impenetrable soot-like layer of eternal confusion *(22:49:22) ari: Muahahahaha(23:25:21) Eao: _s furry genitals? is it a sickness(23:25:30) _S: Eao: If it has legs, it should be yiffed. Go for it.(01:31:18) SilverFin: Usa is the axis of the evil. I hate all of you.(01:31:22) SilverFin: I should migrate to usa(01:31:24) SilverFin: And die.(02:11:27) SilverFin: Tell me that there are not yiffy movies at all.(02:11:33) ***SilverFin fears(02:11:37) Dolphin: There is.(02:11:48) SilverFin: Yeah, the evil always wins.(02:11:58) Dolphin: because good is dumb.(02:17:25) Alastor: _S We've gone PLAID!(02:17:35) _S: Alastor: Now we got a dick my ass aura is gone.(02:20:30) Alastor: _S What about rocket man? (great movie...well not really)(02:20:45) _S: Alastor: Not really. The hell is in the ground with some 2x4's over it. Not a good temporary vaginal replacement for horny bi guys.(02:26:06) _S: Alastor: Dolphin is the list of the hell.(00:29:40) _S: Al-UberNES: Friecco lives in the eye. For some reason after i cum i don't doubt that you do 0.(04:15:52) Alastor: _S Eao. Just, eao.(04:16:04) _S: Alastor: Just can't call dog sex "yiff" just doesn't seem to be just one misunderstood kitty.(04:42:58) _S: Alastor: I would let you insert your penis lovingly, his other paw caressing your balls lovingly, his paw slowly caressing your balls lovingly, his other paw caressing your balls lovingly, his other paw caressing your rump lovingly.(04:43:06) Alastor: ._.(04:43:21) Alastor: _S If you are the good side of Dolphin, I'd hate to see the other.(05:59:54) _S: Alastor: I hate having nasty tastes in my ass? This is the raisin.(07:44:37) Dolphin: What. I'm busy raping Silverfin. Mitä minä todella sanoin

[Ari Rahikkala]

22:50 * Arkonviox picks up eaos wheelchair and throws it at the wall22:50 dumbass!!! That weelchair was a voodoo doll of me!22:50 * Arkonviox throws it22:50 * Ankou 's foot falls off22:50 * Arkonviox breaks the arm rest off22:50 * Ankou falls22:50 * Arkonviox throws it22:50 * Ankou is in little pieces by now22:50 eao22:50 i broke your fucknig wheel chair22:50 cause i hate it22:51 i hate your fucknig retard wheelchair22:51 * Ankou is dead23:05 * Arkonviox humps ankous leg23:06 Arkon, and you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend.23:06 Ok23:06 I prefer to have a dog than an Arkon23:37 Why is my computer chair so uncomfortable and my computer desk so high up all of a sudden23:37 Oh wait23:38 I fell off the chair and I'm sitting on the floor23:38 makes sence23:38 ignore me23:58 hey23:58 o.o23:59 NOOOOOOOOOO23:59 * Ankou dies00:00 Fucking hell... This is the end of me.00:00 Hmm?00:00 I broke a nail.00:19 I created the bar on 29.1 '02... that's 908 ASC... While Metzler the First, the last kaiser of the Ly'Tecnomaezj Dynasty, died on ASC 919... and the creation of the Grand Unification Bar is supposed to be an indirect reaction to the falling of the Ly'Tecnomaezj dynasty...00:20 Terrible extreme00:26 note to self: never try scripting in mIRC, it's about as bad as learning Finnish. And I'll never learn Finnish. Ever.00:28 Hmm... Interesing... I wonder what the mIRC builder had in mind when he was making the scripts interpreter...00:29 I wonder why he put his face into a pop-up... Is he some sort of masochist?00:34 one of the few things I fear in like is Unix... And people who use it00:34 * Ankou glares at Dolphin00:35 If you can't beat them, join them... In this case it means death while spending a sleep-less week trying to figure out how the damn operating system works00:37 the most stable best system is macintosh00:37 but00:37 no one supports it00:37 Shut up arkon.00:38 I packed a couple of directories yesterday by telling my computer to "find -type d|xargs tar -cjvvf Brin-books.tar.bz2"00:38 Here we go...00:38 uhhhh00:38 So that's how bad Unix is00:43 everyone here has gone very stupid00:43 oooh yeah baby... Smokey00:49 Arkon, die.00:49 i still hate you00:49 yes00:49 die00:49 and your hate fuels me00:49 right now.00:49 to00:49 Yap! Die00:52 Keyboard not found. Press F 1 to resume.|00:52 Hit any user to continue01:11 _S What are your prime directives?01:11 Moduvator: If i find out your insulting and badgering people who are younger then you, hate people who are you.01:13 El infernio esta en el infernio. A saco.01:13 that is so deep01:14 _S El infernio esta en el infernio.01:14 Ankou: El infernio esta en el infernio. A saco.01:14 Bleh...01:14 Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa01:14 What the??01:14 lol01:14 _S Metete un palo por el culo.01:14 Moduvator: El forza esto in el inferno.01:15 that's MY QUOTE!01:15 BOTH01:15 (C) 2003 - Ankou01:15 yeah01:15 Is that better?01:15 phewf01:15 good01:15 * Moduvator is an angel O:)01:15 _S where esta el forza?01:15 Ankou: El forza esto in el inferno.01:16 Forza Ferrari!01:16 YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH01:16 VROOM01:16 _S Forza01:16 :)01:16 Ankou: Where esta el forza?01:16 O.O01:16 Hahaaaaaaaaaaa01:16 LMAO01:17 _S El forza di satan esta en el infernio01:17 Ankou: Where esta el forza?01:17 I speak fluent spanish01:17 uahuahuah01:17 _S El forza esta en Ferrari01:17 Heh, we see, Ankou :)01:17 Ankou: Where esta el forza?01:18 Hmm... Is it jammed or something? o_O01:18 it's stuck01:18 _S Ferrari01:18 YEah...01:18 Ankou: El forza di satan esta en ferrari.01:18 O.o01:18 * Moduvator kicks _S01:18 * Ankou has a hysteria01:18 WHAT HAVE I DONE?!01:19 Modu you logging this? THIS is history01:19 Yes01:19 El forza di satan esta en McLaren&Williams!01:19 Er... or whatever...01:26 _S Will you marry me?01:27 Ankou: Me you and licks all up and force fed it to me.01:29 _s Dolphin01:29 Ankou: A dolphin in sexpants is feerable.01:30 _s ari01:30 Ankou: Vladagrad, istvanistan - micronational barkeeper extraordinaire ari rahikalla has announced the manipulation of space and time to create a miserable new blundercaves character.01:32 Ankou: Forever in the same thing i'd do if i wanted to go out... Or like, lay on the walls of my genius.01:32 This is so fucked up...01:32 Amen..01:33 _S Amen01:33 Moduvator: @_@ Erg, not again.01:33 _s you are fucked up01:33 Ankou: Makes up for the rape if it was fucked.02:41 _s Sup02:41 SilverFin: "Hey sup yo yo yo we be here down at da sphere rolling out all dem sick ass jams for you and me. Spin. Headhunters in my mind.02:41 Horrible.02:42 o_O;04:33 -!- Dolphin changed the topic of #darkseas to: Silverfin sounds like the guy from Tsuki-Possession.04:34 * SilverFin nods.04:34 _s Possesion04:34 SilverFin: Copyright 1991-1994, 1997, 1998, 2000 free software foundation, inc.04:40 _s We all spin. Spin, damnit. Spin! Faster!04:40 SilverFin: Thats all of the finnish spam brothel alliance, a continuation of the hell. Spin.05:40 Alastor: Wow, what was that associated with blackbody radiation, which is the hell and kill my fake cerivix and kill my fake cerivix and kill my fake little server.05:40 SilverFin: I love this, someone just got yiffed by alastor.10:11 The japanese are 103% terrible.10:12 whys that?10:12 I mean, besides that its a fact.10:19 I seen some awful japanese game that had this ass as a control or something and your supposed to...Oh, fuck. I dont even remember.10:28 the story is about this guy Yosuke thats possessed by this Arkon-demon.10:33 Arkon-demon o.o10:33 Sounds...Almost interesting.10:34 Well its this demon that says things like "Dumbasses" and "ha ha ha" all the time.10:35 I see. o.o10:35 Sounds about right.10:44 * ari nods. Terrible.11:30 * SilverFin looks at the topic.11:30 I want to die.19:54 When the eagle flies, does it forget that its feet have touched the ground? When the tiger lands upon its prey, does it forget its moment in the air? Three pounds of VAX!20:01 I'll just wait until you seem like you're near to understanding the koan (when I will whack you over the head with a plank)20:44 I've almost given up on playing computer games, you know20:45 Ari that's sad20:45 If I want thrill, I'll just go online and find some new way to tweak my system... then spend a couple of days working on it. And have a lot of of fun.20:46 And that is even sadder...20:46 ari20:47 im not too far from evolving into you20:47 our only excuse20:47 is20:47 fasonation with computers20:47 fashionation20:48 Facination20:53 Ankou:20:53 drivers/usb/core/usb.c: registered new driver usbfs20:53 drivers/usb/core/usb.c: registered new driver hub20:53 PCI: Using ACPI for IRQ routing20:53 PCI: if you experience problems, try using option 'pci=noacpi' or even 'acpi=off'20:53 Initializing RT netlink socket20:53 Machine check exception polling timer started.20:53 Enabling SEP on CPU 020:53 Journalled Block Device driver loaded20:53 devfs: v1.22 (20021013) Richard Gooch (rgooch@atnf.csiro.au)20:54 Uh-huh20:54 * Ankou moves away from ari21:48 why do Vantid and Swiftcurrent have special um..banners and user levels?21:50 Thats arkon's way of saying "I want to sleep with you"12:04 _S Ted is red. Ted is dead. Therefore, by Ankou logic, is red dead?12:04 ari: Red is the most logical logic of all the servers.12:12 That reminds me, my opinion about coloured text in IRC is not necessarily known here so I'll state it now...12:12 CRUSH! KILL! MAIM! DESTROY!12:14 Life is like a headache. It'll be over soon, and with sufficient medication, it'll be over even sooner.12:15 4 things I fear in life: Unix, Finnish, _S and anime.12:19 ... Vampires with big anime boobs... Disturbing.14:18 * ari watches an emerge roll by14:18 g++ -o nsUnicodeToISO88591.o -c -DOSTYPE=\"Linux2.5\" -DOSARCH=\"Linux\" -D_XOPEN_SOURCE=500 -I./../util -I./../ucvlatin -I./../ucvibm -I./../ucvja -I./../ucvtw2 -I./../ucvtw -I./../ucvko -I./../ucvcn -I./../native -I../../../dist/include/xpcom -I../../../dist/include/mozreg -I../../../dist/include/xpcom_obsolete -I../../../dist/include/string -I../../../dist/include/intl -I../../../dist/include/locale -I../../../dist/include/unicharutil -I../../../dist/include/chardet -I../../../dist/include/ucnative -I../../../dist/include/uconv -I../../../dist/include -I/var/tmp/portage/mozilla-firebird-0.6-r5/work/mozilla/dist/include/nspr -I/usr/X11R6/include -fPIC -I/usr/X11R6/include -frtti -fno-handle-exceptions -Wconversion -Wpointer-arith -Wcast-align -Woverloaded-virtual -Wsynth -Wno-ctor-dtor-privacy -Wno-long-long -mcpu=athlon-xp -Os -pipe -mmmx -msse -m3dnow -mfpmath=sse -Wno-return-type -w -Wno-return-type -w -Wno-return-type -w -s -fshort-wchar -pthread -pipe -DNDEBUG -DTRIMMED -ffunction-sections -O2 -DDEPENDENT_LIBS="\"libxpcom.so\", \"libplds4.so\", \"libplc4.so\", \"libnspr4.so\", \"libpthread.so\", \"libdl.so\"," -I/usr/X11R6/include -DMOZILLA_CLIENT -include ../../../mozilla-config.h -Wp,-MD,.deps/nsUnicodeToISO88591.pp nsUnicodeToISO88591.cpp14:18 This IS hopeless14:19 stop scaring me!!16:16 how is everyone?16:17 14:02 How have you been?16:17 14:02 I've been... happy16:18 ??16:19 I reduced the problem ("How is everyone") to a previously solved one ;)16:19 that was... unusual16:20 Well, what would you expect from me?16:36 I shouldn't approach the kitchen16:36 ever.16:36 Too accident-prone16:36 oh well, if I die... I'll die like a hero making salad16:41 I do believe ari has fallen asleep?16:41 either that or gone somewhere else, god forbid16:42 Weelll16:42 Actually I've been fighting with mozplugger16:42 did you make that up? *suspicious eyes*16:42 Nope16:42 application/x-pdf: pdf: PDF file16:42 text/pdf: pdf: PDF file16:42 text/x-pdf: pdf: PDF file16:42 repeat noisy swallow(Xpdf) fill: xpdf -g +9000+9000 "$file"16:42 repeat swallow(acrobatreader) fill: acroread -geometry +9000+9000 +useFrontEndProgram -tempFileTitle acrobatreader "$file"16:42 repeat noisy swallow(gv) fill: gv -safer -quiet -antialias -geometry +9000+9000 "$file"16:43 ^- what sort of stuff I'm trying to deal with18:55 I think there can be no true love without perverted sex19:15 Possesion contains familiar love.19:15 That's good for kids.19:35 Go and rape the mule. Make it burn.19:39 Wow19:39 My wallet is too complicated for me19:40 I actually managed to lose my student card in it20:06 Imagine it, "hey, silverfin from coh, I remember your name, I downloaded wrong porn from your computer some weeks ago!"20:09 what id going on?20:09 eao: Wrongness20:09 As always23:36 yes23:36 that-man23:36 only-watches-cartoons23:36 and-porno-films23:36 Damn, sounds like me.01:40 _S: Why in the world am I attempting to learn russian?01:40 Dolphin: I am the hell.01:40 Good point.06:27 speaking of which, whatever happened to Hennesey4Ever? ^_^;06:28 I guess hennesey really wasn't forever.06:42 Alastor: I can copypaste parts of my dead hamsters skeleton.06:50 _S Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.06:50 Crestoe: I been here long enough. Mitä minä todella sanoinEdited by: Ari Rahikkala at: 9/12/03 11:35 am

[UEC]

*raises eyebrow* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.