Foundation of CHASM

[Philip Locke]

Coalition of Hyperboreans Against Senseless Mergers.Coming right out of left field, right? Fuck mergers. The day Hyperborea lends its support to another doomed union is the day that I pack my bags and head else where. Eva P.L. Braun
Italian Situationist

[George W Seagull]

Then you'll just have to make sure the union isn't doomed. Never in the theatre of conflict have so few dropped so much guano on so many...

[Zirandorthel]

Well, Locke, I know better than to expose my soul to unspeakable horrors by trying to argue with you, so good look in the beauty contest. Keep those high heels clickin', tuts. Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar, Tivitha e'Taras

[Kaiser Mors III]

Never though Locke and I would ever be on the same side in something... Nor in Agreement... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Philip Locke]

Quote:Well, Locke, I know better than to expose my soul to unspeakable horrors by trying to argue with you, so good look in the beauty contest. Keep those high heels clickin', tuts.All the boys in school want to kiss me!Quote:Never though Locke and I would ever be on the same side in something... Nor in Agreement...Meh, weirder things have happened. (See Also: The Bring Back Peter Little Foundation.)There's no way that a merger can be anything but doomed. Everything that comes together eventually breaks apart. On a real life scale, this doesn't matter, 'cause no one in 2003 really gives a PRH if the US collapses in a few centuries. Things outside our lifetimes (hell, things a few years down the road) rarely have a big impact on our way of thinking.However, any micronationalist worth a damn realizes that Micras is the real world on speed. We'll waste weeks and weeks on compromises and drafts of constitutions and busy-work of a similar ilk, and then as soon as we're in agreement we'll be faced with revolutions and external hostility. As quickly as it began, it'll be over, and will have done nothing but caused a lot of bad blood.Naw, friends. I'm not going to sit back and meekly watch another Tymaria come about. The minute this monster becomes a reality, I'm heading to the barricades. And I'll know where to point the gun. Eva P.L. Braun
Italian Situationist

[Rakesh86]

What is up with that picture

[Philip Locke]

It's pre-Hitler Eva Braun. Eva P.L. Braun
Italian Situationist

[Kaiser Mors III]

.......riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Philip Locke]

I think that it's erotic. Come to me, oh sweet one! Eva P.L. Braun
Italian Situationist

[Kaiser Mors III]

You need help Locke... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Mattlore Devious]

Yes, lots and lots of help...Please press nine on your phone

[Kaiser Mors III]

I'm not on the phone... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Mattlore Devious]

*blink* not on the phone?not on the phone?!?NOT...ON THE PHONE!Okay...I'm Calm, I'm Calm...

[Kaiser Mors III]

You sure? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Mattlore Devious]

YES~!

[Philip Locke]

I'm too fucking sane for all of you. Vitamin G
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever." --Shihad, "Factory"

[Mattlore Devious]

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