For your gift, Dutchess Jadie; MANY gifts in return.

[Gman Russell]

Indeed, words cannot express the pleasure I have right now in announcing that my barony, the Barony of Amity and Mirioth, now has it's 2nd citizen! None other then Lady Jadie's boy-wonder either!"We give to recieve, but not to get."A quote I made while listening to an MXPX song, (I thought it was the actual lyric at the time...) so true indeed hm? You give without expecting back! Yet you often recieve something... whether it is a thank you, or a smile; or just a warm, fuzzy feeling... (not the alcoholic type... but I wouldn't know).For this Jadie, I present my list of things donated to the Duchy of Goldshire in recognition and appreciation!1 ) An autographed sticker of the new Kaiser himself!2 ) Cheese!3 ) MILK!4 ) YOGURT!5 ) 20 cows!6 ) *insert dairy product here!*7 ) the very MXPX album that inspired the famous quote!8 ) A Mcdonalds Baked pie. Oh, and a Mcdonalds to go with it.9 ) CHEESE IT!10 ) 300 gold in tribute!11 ) pipers piping!12 ) a chest full of the finest jewels in all the lands of BAM(They are by no means the best, but a rarity none the less!).13 ) A boomstick! (fitting. No?)14 ) a comerative plate that celebrates the eternal friendship of our two areas!15 ) A cute plushy doll of the former Kaiser Erik! KAWAII!!!! ^_^16 ) A free massage session (Limit one per customer per visit)17 ) A giant, miniature hamster named, "Mr. ham-ham"18 ) A guide to understand the man known as Gman (ok, it's actually a brochure for Japan; but it's close...)19 ) A herd!... a herd? A herd o' what?!Herda this joke before? I just made it up! WAHAHAHA!!!!and finally, number 20! A feast in your honor! (coming soon to a barony near you)*bows, presents all of these, and leaves*

[evilkoala]

she would have done it just for the McDonnalds pie

[Zirandorthel]

I wouldn't take that, Jadie.. Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar, Tivitha e'Taras

[Jadie of Goldshire]

Um..I think I told him something when he posted that...but I'm not sure. Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Zirandorthel]

Don't be so spineless, judo-kick him across the room. Make him pay.Also, McDonald's is disgusting, now fly, fly, fly away home!! Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar, Tivitha e'Taras

[Gman Russell]

So are these gifts acceptable m'lady??

[Jadie of Goldshire]

This gifts are quite acceptable Gman thank you. I will be fair however if I take my Koala back that I will give you the gifts back that you so graciously gave me. I am *not* going to judo kick my koala!!!! Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Gman Russell]

Though expect her to do other things to it, like kissing, hugging, and cuddling. *nods*

[Jadie of Goldshire]

*giggles* Is there anything wrong with that?? Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Gman Russell]

Not particularly... though it would make me either sick and/or jealous because I don't have a significant other to do that to. *laughs*But I don't want your pity. Just your lonely, desperate women.

[Jadie of Goldshire]

*looks around duchy*Um....sorry all the women in this duchy are taken...but as soon as I find an available one I will point her in your direction....don't worry I will try not to maul Koala too much in front of you....:-p Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.