Marriage Vows

[Sera Steffke]

We'll try to do this the best way for those involved this time. Jason! Can you come help me write our marriage vows?I'll start...To have and to hold,To cherish,To love and honor,(actually, don't you think, love and honor, should be)

[Solitary Poet 8]

??????*braces self for possible onslaught* Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

[david northworthy beckfor]

note to Sera......what is going on here?do you know what you are saying/doing?note to admins.....hide this before the Kiaseress returns?note to self......remember to by a nuclear bomb proof shelter...... war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD) Edited by: david northworthy beckford  at: 10/26/03 3:21 am

[Serapheenx]

Holy Cows! There's alot O'schtuff going on!Answers note:What is going on here?! *rolls up sleeves*Well, Austi is ignoring my pleas to talk, for one. Perhaps I shoud attach a keyboard to myself! Anyhow, I don't mean to be harsh, but I'm sure he's a really nice guy underneath it all.Two, there's anti-eriana stench all over this place for various sorts of reasons that I can't even get into. Three, I don't know WHY I care, I just friggin' DO!!!!!! Logic CAN'T explain everything, nothing, something, even......geewhiz this bugging me.*feels sick**looks at crowd* WHAT?!Also, Jason why aren't you helping me here? I know you want to. Edited by: Serapheenx at: 10/26/03 6:33 am

[david northworthy beckfor]

when I aked what is going on, I was not talking about Austi, I was asking why you are calling your self Stefke, and talking about getting/being marryed to Jadies ex husband? war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Sera Steffke]

Um, I dunno....just that I got this bug...and I feel sick...and....well...*runs*

[Phoenix the Risen]

Alright.... Sera Steffke, you are hereby ordered to be Elf-Snuggled Unto Death, Decapitated, Annexed by Yardistan, Publicly Ridiculed, and all of the above, by decree of the Shirithian Anti-Impersonation Act.Justice WILL be served. Phoenix the Risen- Emissary and Counsel to Duke Gryphon the Pure of Kildare - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig! -"To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth

[Solitary Poet 8]

So......when does the public ridicule begin? Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

[Phoenix the Risen]

as soon as the Kaiseress returns and decides to commence... and I invited Jason as well... Phoenix the Risen- Emissary and Counsel to Duke Gryphon the Pure of Kildare - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig! -"To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth

[Kaiseress Jadie]

You have permission to continue in my absence as I do'nt konw how long I will be gone. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Austi Scot]

Punches new phrase into logic conclusion control – I -- -- g ---- n -- --- o – r- I – n ------- g – m -- y ---- p ---- l ---- e --- a ---- s – t --- o --- t--- a – l------ k----- ~where’s that dang end phrase button, um, must not be one! Oh well, I’ll have to suggest it to ClarkeBenFord ….. enter~wizzzzzzzz ….crackel ……….. pop …..nzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzLooks at answer from the ClarkeBenFord in-sufficiently Advanced logic conclusion control.What? – “insufficient data” – LOL, now who at ClarkeBenFord added that.

[Serapheenx]

*sits wearily*Need help Austi figuring this out?Aust?HELLO?! I'm over here....no....here.....NO....HERE!....*mumbles* goddammitmotherfxckindslrjfsdoifujalkiszdjfoidfjh!.....HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!*thorws hands up in air*I fxckin give UP!I WANT answers!

[Austi Scot]

Looks around - ~anyone hear that? - what was that?~

[Sara The Phoenix]

*waves arms frantically*Over here! No, here! To the right, you djhgjsbdguihfbsdgfuif!

[shadyrapper8]

**note**The reason that Sara's speech was cut off was because at the time of the cessation, a flock 'o' seagulls flew overhead and precision-bird-bombed her right in the open mouth.**end note***humble* it didn't take too much skill... the size of her mouth made it an easier target than all of Iraq... now, to hit her brain would have taken skill. That'd be like finding Saddam and Osama...duna-nuna-nuna-nuna BIRD MAAAAAAAANNNN!!!

[Mattlore Kiwi]

That's harsh *shrugs*SAVE THE KIWI!!

[Aerianna MOon]

Extremely harsh *continues hopping in kangaroo form*

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes the harsh*there we, not harsh

[Keiseress JADIE]

Flock o'Seagulls? You mean that crappy band in the 80's?

[Gryphon Avacado]

Or the crappy haircut they spawned? hahahahaha

[shadyrapper8]

My Keiseress... you of all people should know my flock is true. It is no crappy band nor a haircut, but a true flock of the majestic winged beasts you call "Gulls".Now my Keiseress, our time runs short... we must away to safer residencies if we are to have any fun Duna-nuna-nuna-nuna Bird MAAAAAANNNN!!!!

[Keiseress JADIE]

Of course... i follow you on wing'ed feet (no pun intended)