Uncertain future for BAM...

[Gman Russell]

Here; i'm going to post it straight up like it is;BAM is dying before it ever really got started... it was a nice gesture to me, and I appreciate it but... this Barony has been going downhill since December... this is the first new thread in a month... i'm alittle unsure how to go on now with BAM... I love BAM SO MUCH but... indeed 1 man can't make up a Barony and keep it active...

[david northworthy beckfor]

this.....is not good "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Kaiser Mors III]

Brookshire went forver without posts... It's all about doing things to attract attention... Have a small rebellion..or something.. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

I need another citizen in BAM... that's what this place needs. *laughs*

[Kaiser Mors III]

Recruit one... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Phoenix the Risen]

Quote:Have a small rebellion..or something.. frightening that even though we have laws against such, our kaiser is advocating rebellion... Phoenix the Risen - Dutchess of Kildare - Political Nuisance but at least She gets the job done. - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig and Gryphon the Pure's Awesome Tables! - COME BACK, STEVE!!! -"To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth"I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!" ~Gryphon Avocado (Switching Day)

[Kaiser Mors III]

err..... Shhh... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

proly against me...not him... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[Kaiser Mors III]

Congrats.. Yardistan just got a new Cit.. Maybe he'll join BAM... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[evilkoala]

It's ok, now I'm here to uh....um, what am I doing here?um, HI

[david northworthy beckfor]

you are here to assist the evil shirothian empire in its secret mission to conquor ohio "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Whilst Yardistan conquers the rest of the known universe... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[evilkoala]

cool, in that case I need a cheese gratter, orange juice a , and a few pictures of David Lee Roth.call me in two days and I shall have Ohio

[Alexandra Decens]

very nice... Non-NobleImperial MistressMe

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

I like the koala already...but, my friend, in true yardistani tradition you must steal those objects yourself... Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[Jadie of Goldshire]

Go Koala go!You can get Ohio!! I have faith in you*gives him a kiss for luck* Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Zirandorthel]

Unfortunately, in true Yardistani tradition, I have foreseen this chain of events and annexed that fine state to my own personal security box in YAC Headquarters. If you want Ohio, EK (actually, Eek would proly be a better nickname), you'll have to go through the golems at the door. And no amount of David Lee Roth can beat those!! Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar, Tivitha e'Taras

[Phoenix the Risen]

*annexes Golems at Front Door of YAC Headquarters*hrm... nope, not enough...*annexes David Lee Roth* Phoenix the Risen - Dutchess of Kildare - Political Nuisance but at least She gets the job done. - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig and Gryphon the Pure's Awesome Tables! - COME BACK, STEVE!!! -"To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth"I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!" ~Gryphon Avocado (Switching Day)

[Gman Russell]

*laughs heartily*Welcome to BAM Koala! You'll make a fine Yardistani indeed...

[mDuo13]

Well, thanks to me -- the one active citizen of Kildare (Phoenix doesn't count, 'cause she's the duchess... or should I say "dutchess"?) -- I think Kildare may not end up in the same situation.

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

Joseph...do you keep track of the things you annex? If you do, post a copy of your list and i'll add tehm to the official register. Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[Phoenix the Risen]

Shit... I knew that was going to come back to haunt me someday.Actually, I didn't think of it until about halfway through my annexing spree... and then I was too lazy and didn't feel like notepadding...Plus, I never specifically said for Yardistan (But you know I meant it )I'll go see if I can find them sometime... Phoenix the Risen - Dutchess of Kildare - Political Nuisance but at least She gets the job done. - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig and Gryphon the Pure's Awesome Tables! - COME BACK, STEVE!!! -"To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth"I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!" ~Gryphon Avocado (Switching Day)

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

There have probably been a few hundred that I didn't note...so It's okay...would have been nice though... Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[Erik Mortis]

We always reannex? Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[evilkoala]

Reannex is a word? Do you mind if I annex it?

[Gman Russell]

Koala Annexation Corps... hehe...

[Draco the Tainted]

We've already had to deal with the SAC, the BALLSAC, and the MEC... we don't need another wannabe trying to steal our glory... KAC... stupid acronym anyway : p Heil Loki!!!
Heil H'Graa!!!

[Gman Russell]

and the YAC (a huge, smelly, sweaty beast of burden) is any better?

[Shasta Rana Wanderlust]

Hey, a yak is not a threatening creature until it annexes everything you own. Oh look, a Thing Of Beauty. Let's blow it up.--Advocate of B0O0/\/\ism--

[Ruhan Zarathustra Erudinz]

It is still non-threatening even then, then it's just... your boss. "Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus"