Mocking

[Tahmaseb]

Ardashir reminded me that we should be mocking you Californian folks for having Arnold in charge. So this is the mocking. I'm not very good at it as you can see.

[Jadie of Goldshire]

You would dare mock one of you own citizens?? *sniffles*This saddens me.... Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[flamingpiegirl]

Yeah, well, our governor can beat up your...what do they have in Finland, anyway? Lord High Reindeer Keeper? ~Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines~

[Tahmaseb]

Our President is a woman, so I'm quite confident he can beat her up.

[Kaiser Mors III]

That amuses me... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Emir of Raspur]

Mocking via Copied Arnie jokes:"Arnold Schwarzenegger was sworn in as the Governor of California. He put one hand in the air, the other hand on the Bible, which is a good start — at least we know where his hands are now." —Jay Leno "Today was Arnold Schwarzenegger's inauguration as Governor of California. Arnold was told to 'Raise your right hand and butcher the English language after me.'" —Craig Kilborn "There was one tricky moment — to get Arnold to put his hand on the Bible, they stuck it in Paris Hilton's bra." —Craig Kilborn "Arnold Schwarzenegger was sworn in as governor yesterday in the mystical land of the west known as Kali-forn-ia. Celebrities attended the event, including national anthem singer Vanessa Williams. But the moment everyone was waiting for was the swearing in. The Bible used for the swearing in ceremony was 200 years old and belonged to his in-laws, the Kennedys. That may explain why the Leviticus chapter is interspersed with the phone numbers of Rockettes." —Jon Stewart "Earlier today in California Arnold Schwarzenegger was sworn in as Governor. After being sworn in, Arnold wasted no time and got right down to groping." —David Letterman "Immediately after Arnold was sworn in, Gloria Alred jumped in: "While you have your hand on the Bible, I’d like to ask you a few questions." —Jay Leno "More problems for Governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger. California Attorney General Bill Locklear has suggested a special toll free number be set up for women to call in allegations about Arnold's past. I have a better idea — why not make it a 900 number and charge $1.99 a minute. We'll pay off that $33 billion dollars right there." —Jay Leno "As you know Arnold is investigating himself. He will subpoena both of his hands, and if he finds any evidence of wrongdoing he is going to sue himself." —Jay Leno "In Washington, Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Vice President Dick Cheney. So, the Terminator met the Defibrillator. The difference between Schwarzenegger and Cheney is that when Cheney grabs a chest, it's his own." —Jay Leno "Governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger is in Washington D.C. today. He and Ted Kennedy went to lunch. Your state's on fire and what do you do? A three-martini lunch with Ted Kennedy." —David Letterman "Bush joked last week during his meeting with Schwarzenegger that they are both sometimes accused of misspeaking the language. Mr. President, he's from a foreign country." —Jon Stewart "On Thursday in California, President Bush met privately with Governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger. What did the pair talk about? Neither is sure." —Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update" "Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Terminator." —David Letterman "Arnold Schwarzenegger will probably be the keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention, which is very smart, because after Schwarzenegger speaks, Bush's English won't sound so bad." —Jay Leno "Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he is going to ask President Bush for help with the budget. What better way to deal with a $38 billion deficit than get advice from a guy that created a $450 billion deficit." —Jay Leno "In his first news conference after being elected governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger promised to clean house in Sacramento. He also threatened to molest the energy crisis, and date rape the deficit." —Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update" "Time was, our leaders were all veterans of World War II, the Korean conflict or even the struggle for civil rights. But now, with the election of Jesse Ventura in Minnesota and Arnold Schwarzenegger in California, it is clear that the next generation of political leaders will all come from the movie 'Predator.'" —Stephen Colbert, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

[Scott Alexander]

Err...that was me above...one of the dangers of posting from a public computer without checking whether or not someone else has logged into EZBoard before you and forgotten to log out. Shame I didn't notice in time to do something EVIL.

[Gman Russell]

You aren't evil Scott!!!*frowns and looks at him with his huge, pathetic, puppy-dog eyes*

[Amir Shervanis]

flamingpiegirl is you, Scott?!!!!Don't tell me you've fallen down the path of Evan....

[Jadie of Goldshire]

I was *wondering* who Flamingpiegirl was...*laughs* Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Scott goes by many a name. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Hesam Jahandar]

Occupation :: queen of the world inside my head That comment is from her profile, I think we have found another micronationalist. Who is willing to offer her the red pill?

[Chancellor Delphi of Anti]

Haha, the world inside her head. I think we've found another nutjob...Oh, and by the way, those quotes about Arnold... they kept me laughing for quite some time. Chancellor of AnticaCommander in Chief of the Antican Army

[For Her Light]

So a boring cliche makes someone a nutjob?You guys got surprisingly low standards even though your micronationalists (which defines nut job)

[Zirandorthel]

Also, the fact that she has "girl" in her nickname means that she's self-obsessed, and thinks that her feminity (which is lacking, presumably) is her defining characteristic. It's worse than "cute" or "summer" or "fun" or, worst of all, "krazee". Sometimes people make me despair with their awful nicknames.. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessBelde of the Far Reaches.Niirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Hesam Jahandar]

Yah like Zirandorthel, What the hell is up with that? Proud Owner of a Real Horrorshow High-Speed, Low-Drag Sig!

[Zirandorthel]

Zirandorthel was a Bhaga-Ksanth, who slew Ethu before Starmother came to care for the liberated Arania. Slain himself by Exondomir, his soul was bound to the hapless human Aedh of Treesia, to burn the fates, and face what he will at the Last Day...All a construction, really, but no-one ever knows. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessBelde of the Far Reaches.Niirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Gman Russell]

Uh... nanoo nanoo? *does the spock finger-hand thing*

[For Her Light]

what the fuck? And so we lay,We lay in the same grave,Our chemical wedding day...

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Gryphon Avocatio is son of Grifon Nikkolo and Auokatio Malos. Nikkolo was son of Grifon Malþr, son of Gryphon Xailas. Auokatio Malos' grandfather was Auokatio Malias. Xailas was Holy Adviser of the Military under the Reign of Most Royal Grifos III, last emperor of Emperio Iardix (the Yardistani Empire). He was second in line for the throne. Malias was high commander of the naval forces that were assigned to protect the Isle of Iardistan. He had a long military background. Both fought in the Great Yardistani-Shirerothian war, nearly one-hundred years past. Xailas was executed for his familial ties to Grifos. Malias escaped to Old South Machiavellia, but died shortly after of heart complications. Each was survived by a son. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Gman Russell]

That's some deep history man... *whistles*