A tale of sex death and Religion...

[Kaiser Erik]

In a Night Time Tele sort of way....."Suite Sister Mary" -QueensrycheQuote:10 P. M. , I feel the rain coming downMy face feels the wet, my mind the stormFlashing lights as people race to find shelter from the pourMoving silent, through the streets, they're mine, they're mineMidnite, she sings praises in the HallTo saintly faces hallowed be their names she can't recallSister Mary, virgin Mary, silent with her sin{Mary: What are you doing out in the rain?}She feels me, I can taste her breath when she speaks{Mary: I've been waiting for you. Come in. }Mary, Mary just a whore for the undergroundThey made you pay in guilt for your salvationThought you had them fooled? Now they've sent me for youYou know too much for your own goodDon't offer me faith, I've got all I need hereMy faith is growing, growing tight against the seamWhat we need is trust, to keep us both aliveHelp us make it through the night{Mary:}I've no more want of any faithBinds my arm and feed my mindThe only peace I've ever knownI'll close my eyes and you shootNo Mary, listen, you've got to pull your strength from my lipsI pray I feed you wellYour precious cross is gone, it made me wait so longFor what you gave to everyoneThe priest is cold and dead on his knees he fedFrom my barrel of death, he turned the Holy water redAs he died he said thank youI just watched him bleed{Mary:}I feel the flow, the blessed stainSweating hands like fire, and flamesBurn my thighs, spread in sacrificial riteThe hallowed altar burns my flesh once more tonightMary, sweet lady of painAlways aloneBlind you search for the truthI see myself in you, parallel livesWinding at light - speed through timeNo time to rest yetWe've got to stop his gameBefore madness has the final laughToo much bloodshedWe're being used and fedLike rats in experimentsNo final outcome hereOnly pain and fearIt's followed us both all our livesThere's one thing left to seeWill it be him or me?There's one more candle left to light{Mary:}Don't turn your back on my disgraceThe blood of Christ can't heal my wounds... so deepThe sins of man are all I tasteCan't spit the memory from my mindI can't cry anymoreMary, my lady of pain, always aloneBlind you search for the truthI see myself in you, parallel livesWinding at light - speed through time, you're mine Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Oh...I thought you were going to talk about the Old Testament... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Zirandorthel]

Yeah, I thought you had found a new age Christian prophet ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiser Erik]

Well... near Nick and I.. there was a church with the sign, "Better sex through Chrise". Does that count? Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[Zirandorthel]

There's a sign outside a Church of Ireland on the N11 saying "Ch ch. What's missing? R U?" Which is the most brilliant and hilarious piece of religious advertising I've ever seen, the only one, actually. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Better sex through Christ!! -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Kaiser Erik]

Than again.. I found "Trust God" slightly entertaining... Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[Gman Russell]

Ouch...

[Kaiser Erik]

*hugs greg*I still love you.. here.. have a Jesus Action Figure...*Gives Greg a Jesus Action Figure, complete with water walking action...*(the scary thing is I've seen one!) Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot death yet...

[Gman Russell]

I'm not sure whether to laugh at such a ridiculous thing or step back in terror and pray for the next 2 days...And yeah, I've seen 'em too, one was featured on "The Hell Song" video by Sum41.

[Phoenix the Risen]

my favorite church advertising is the acronym for the First Unitarian Church of Kensington...of course, they changed it to First Unitarian Universalist Church of Berkley when they realized this... Phoenix the Risen - Dutchess Pro-Tempore of Kildare; stand-in for Gryphon the Pure - Political Nuisance but at least She gets the job done. - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig and Gryphon the Pure's Awesome Tables! - "To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth"I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!" ~Gryphon Avocado (Switching Day)

[General of All]

ACK, more blasphemy! Quote:And yeah, I've seen 'em too, one was featured on "The Hell Song" video by Sum41. Satan figure sold sepertly. Прежний сановник Комитета по Государственной БезопасностиChairman of the Micro Awards AssociatiomPrime Counsel of the Soviet Union!!!

[Gman Russell]

*laughs*Really?? haha...

[Eriana Moon]

Quote:my favorite church advertising is the acronym for the First Unitarian Church of Kensington...Now that is funny...