Alex?

[AnnMarieTheOne]

Erik, who's this now, that you obviously want me to know...I'm not reading between the lines anymore...so...You explain. In English.

[AnnMarieTheOne]

So, am I now supposed to change my login once again to be something like, Alexa or THE REAL ALEX, so that I can be sitting next to you and instead of giving you an online virtual slap in the back of your head, I can in real life? Let me know.

[Kaiser Erik]

errr..... Alex.. is Alexandra.. is my girlfriend.. who tends to spend most if not all nights at my place. You.. are NOT her. She is sitting next to me.. and you are not. You are not her. I have no romantic interest in you. but I do in her. I'm not being figurative. Unless I am able to physically touch you as I type this.. *touches Alex's knee*.. than you are't her... Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[AnnMarieTheOne]

Ummm, Erik, I was talking to the man that reads these threads, that has obviously yet to post....not you, who actually is coming across as some half-twit mixbred cowpone.

[Kaiser Erik]

Err.. I'm the only Erik that reads these threads.... That I know of... Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[Solitary Poet 8]

K, I gotta ask. What the hell is a "cowpone?" Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

[Kaiser Erik]

No clue Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[Zirandorthel]

Is it like cornpone, that they had in Tom Sawyer's time? ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiser Erik]

Quois? Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[Zirandorthel]

I dunno, some kinna vittles. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[david northworthy beckfor]

so we are food then? war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Zirandorthel]

I think it's just Erik, Dave..Actually, I think it might be some kind of beans. Because the word for beans in Irish is "ponairi" and since there was the huge emmigration from Ireland into America, it probably got integrated into the American English dialect. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiser Erik]

Huh? What I do? Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[david northworthy beckfor]

beans?that would make sence, there has been 57 variaties of Erik on the throne war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Kaiser Erik]

Huh?! OK.. Don't make me decree that you make sense to me! hehe Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[Zirandorthel]

Bwahahah, good one, Dave. Actually I think they have over 4,000 varieties of Heinz product at the moment, but for some reason they like the number 57. Scott either had or linked us to a theory about their affinity for the 58th number some time ago... ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiser Erik]

Hientz? The 58th God of Ketchup? Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[Phoenix the Risen]

umm...2) Catsup has nothing to do with beans3) the number 57 I believe is the number of different varieties of tomatoes they use, not of Heinz products4) *kills self*......1) *is reborn from own ashes*... Phoenix the Risen - Dutchess Pro-Tempore of Kildare; stand-in for Gryphon the Pure - Political Nuisance but at least She gets the job done. - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig and Gryphon the Pure's Awesome Tables! - "To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth"I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!" ~Gryphon Avocado (Switching Day)

[Kaiser Erik]

We really need to get you to a suicide councelor.. or sometihng... Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[david northworthy beckfor]

Quote:3) the number 57 I believe is the number of different varieties of tomatoes they use, not of Heinz productsno it isnt war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Gman Russell]

*WARNING, OLD RESURECTED THREAD* ZOMBIFIED!!!!!!!