More Foreign Ministry Status Reports

[A Demon Possessing Scott]

Three days ago the micronation of Puritania was taken over by communists (use of the plural here is editorial license) in an coup similar to that of Menelmacar way back when. Shireroth condemned the takeover. After an international negative response and intervention from EZBoard, Inc., Lord Protector Austi Scot regained control of the boards and the communists went elsewhere and are now the nation of Arkania.The Oira Arnanore Menelmacariva, probably in the form of Kathryn66, attacked the Theocracy of Mediterranea today with unbelievably pathetic weapons. The attack is believed to be a response to growing OAM-TOM tension and to TOM threats to attack Menelmacar. Chances are the Theocracy will attack Menelmacar overwhelmingly in response. There is some possibility that Politika might join the conflict on the side of Menelmacar. Shireroth is not allied with either side and is not particularly concerned who wins, although it would be nice if both nations could come to a peaceful agreement.

[Ryan]

DEATH TO THE EVIL ELVES!!!!!WE MUST PURGE THE HEATHENS FROM THIS REALM!!!IA! IA! ZI AZAG!IA! IA! ZI AZKAK!IA! IA! KUTULU ZI KUR!IA!*cough*cough*Ahem... sorry...*wanders off to perform pnakotic spells elsewhere*

[Hesam Jahandar]

Hmm If spoken with representatives of both sides, I dont know if war will continue, and I cannot speak on behalf of my government until a full position is put forth. But I can say this. (cant believe i am saying this....) When I spoke to Sirithil, she made it very clear she does not want war. I believe she is honest about that. I'm sure everyone would very much like to see war avoided and if not well..... remember that "thing" I suggested a while back Scott? keep it off the forums but pass it by everyone and see what they think. War Trophy Liberated From Menelmacar god of warProud Owner of a Real Horrorshow High-Speed, Low-Drag Sig!

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*glares at WarVoid*And exactly what is wrong with Elves?? hmm??*points to sig* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Zirandorthel]

They're despicable freaks who mate with felines, that what's wrong with them.*runs and hides under sheet of aluminium* ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*runs up and attacks Eoin**then starts crying*I am not a freak!! *sobs* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

Of course you're not a freak,you look WAAAY to hot for that

[Mari Greenwood]

Elves are kewl.Do not worry Jadie you are not alone.YAY Elves!

[Ryan]

You're a half-elf like i'm a half-dragon. We're superior to those untermenschen "purebreds".

[Zirandorthel]

I'm a human, but embued with the soul of a star-dwelling primeval Bhaga-Ksanth daemon, so I find your prejudice against "real" people quite offensive ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Ryan]

*sicks Nyarlathotep on Eoin*Get him, Ny! Get him!

[Kaiseress Jadie]

I'm still okay??Too hot to be a freak huh?*giggles*Greg..surely you jest. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Zirandorthel]

Well, your picture (which looks like some sort of Cyber Hooker, by the way, not that that's especially a problem) is, I'm sure, attractive to persons of Gman's class. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*sobs*Now I am a hooker????? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Gman Russell]

Quote:...attractive to persons of Gman's class.What does THAT suppose to mean?!

[Zirandorthel]

Quote:What does THAT suppose to mean?! Precisely what that does. No, I'm sorry, the Kaiseress is of course not of any kind of negotiable virtue, and Gman is so high above me on the class ladder that I can barely grease the rungs he stands on.. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*puts sword down*Good thing you corrected yourself... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Zirandorthel]

Not at all, thanks for not cutting my throat too much.. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Scott Alexander]

Quote:Well, your picture (which looks like some sort of Cyber Hooker, by the way, not that that's especially a problem) is, I'm sure, attractive to persons of Gman's class.You get the prestigious Robert P. Gresham Award for Excellence In Insults for accomplishing the rare and difficult "insult-two-people-at-once" manuever.

[Zirandorthel]

I'll put it next to my other awards...Oh wait, it's the only one!! *weeps into sleeve* ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

He gets an award for that??? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Zirandorthel]

Bear in mind that Robert P. Gresham was/is not an extremely pleasant person...Vlad the Impaler shared some of Gresham's pleasanter hobbies, I believe.The other Robert P. Gresham Awards include the Award for Estimable Achievement in Pig-Headed Narcissism and the Award for Drowning Puppies. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Ryan]

Don't insult Vlad like that...

[Zirandorthel]

Sorry, man, sorry.Also, there's the Award for Solipsism in Extremis, but that of course can only have one receiver. (thought of that last night, clever, huh?) ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Ryan]

Come to think of it, i've never gotten any awards either. You'd think i'd get Most Demented Micronationalist or somethin...

[Zirandorthel]

No, you can't get the Most Demented Micronationalist if you actually think you deserve it...it's like the Self-nominated Most Modest Micronationalist Award (Copyright Eoin Dornan Enterprises (We Own You) 2003-Infinity).To really be deserving of the Most Demented Micronationalist prize, you would have to vociferously and genuinely deny your dementia. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Ryan]

Like Vlad, I embrace my dementia. And like Ari is to computers, it is my way of life.