Channel Surfing?!

[AgapeScience]

OHHH, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREATE!*speaks to self, at least that's what she thinks*Why's I get to catch a bug from godzilla....CRISTSAKE!!!!!!!!!!*switches channels**turns on radio**phones a ringing**the message light are jinging*And it all says the same thing....*his voice*HONEY, I'M HOME! HONEY, I'M HOME!!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!*dizzy*What?!Oh yeah, batman, well WHY and HOW....go ahead, talk to me*remote, remote, remote**his voice all over her it goes*Hi honey, over here now...No, now I'm here...How are you?I miss you....I love you...Don't forget now...I'm coming home...I just gotta do this and that...I'll be there soon...And rat, ta, tat, tat...*she throws the remote across the room*ROAR! Well, HURRY up!!!!!!!!*and she talks back*They think I'm nuts,They think I"m a putz,They think this and that,and all of but what is the truth of that.HURRY!Ouch, oooch, eeeeeek, OUCH, that's enought of that!