Hurrah for Babkha!

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

Greetings you vulgar yet unfortunetly nessesary allies! I have decided to come down from my mighty ego and visit all of you unfortunets. It simply wasnt enough for me to lead a religion and then make it almost manditory for citizens, I now have come to Shireroth to show you the virtues of Babkhanization! 1. You get a three word silly name! 2. You get to secretly get Mr. Hedges to do the dirty work! 3. You become Slobovias keeper! 4. You get to speak with a Hoity-toity well bred manner of speach while doing completely evil things! 5. Camels, Dolphins, Sheep, and worms populate our womenless harem! (for those of you kinky types ) 6. But best of all, you get to be confident in knowing you are superior to everyone around you! Rakesh! Benson! where are my cronies? and when you arive you better damn well put your heels together and refer to me as "M'lord" A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t

[david northworthy beckfor]

Yes, m'lord, these people will really benifit from babkhanisation, and and will enjoy long and healthy lives by smokeing my flavorsome goodness. war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

*Tiptoes up to Ardy*M'Lord,Your ego is a gift to satirists everywhere who would be out of work if it was not for your groundless and exaggerated sense of self-importance. Not that I mean anything by that. I was merely playing the the foolish Shirethians whom you have wisely sent me to subvert.Now if I could just persuade your grace to turn around and view this veiled but exsquisitly hairless goat I have brought for you...*stabs Ardy in the back and grabs his stolen crown*I AM THE SHAH NOW! Edited by: Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackbar at: 10/29/03 5:25 pm

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

Prostrate before me! While Babkhans are better than all! I am better than Babkhans! King of Kings! ShahanShah of the World! ...........oh wait............no I'm not, someone else is, I cant remember his name but he has a thing for sheep. ah well. A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t

[Benson Hedges]

northworthystop it.now.have a fag and shut up. Be Pariotic! SMOKE!Smoke and be fit!

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

No worries Benson, its SAVAK opperation #12 confusion with Double Logins, its all in the handbook, A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

Liar! You stole that handbook from the Morovians! We all know you are far too damn lazy to write anything yourself

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

Yes I can barely keep myself employed I am so lazy! Hey Shouldnt you be working hard on ideas so I can take the credit? A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

How the hell did you win the election? We had more votes than you, you parasitic Brit!

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

Watch it or I'll call you Pakistani! A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t

[ZirandortheI]

I think Super Wombat must come to the rescue ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

Pakistanis are Indians in denial. They'll come to their sense one day, or we will make them see sense. Either way they are in better shape than you Brits. Fancy having Blair as a leader!

[Pete Tiny]

Haha dont understand this India and pAkisstan thing. are they in canada??????? why babkha never come to pludner Far Mondessia we are more evil than Sddam !!!!!!!!!!!!!