Welcome to Switching Day!

[Keiseress JADIE]

Welcome friends. As your Keiseress i would like to welcome you all to the madness that is Switching Day. Let the legal impersonating begin!!!!!

[Zirandorethy]

Goodnessgraciousme

[Sara The Phoenix]

Yaythisisgonnabefun!

[Benson Hedges]

lets all celebrate switiching day with a lovly cigerette!sSwiMtchOingK daEy! Be Pariotic! SMOKE!Smoke and be fit!

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

The fun started so soon Well I got places to be but I'll be back later *Waves to Jadie*

[Pete Tiny]

Pete takes cigarretes smokes them goes cogh and diys canseR., All very sad too sea Pete goe exeeptt evil pople. Dificcult to think somene would give cfarettes to a eigth yaer old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

*has sudden urge to say ...*TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! *claps hands**Servants appear with large baskets of mango and exotic containers of mango juice*

[Mattlore Kiwi]

*runs in*SAVE THE KIWI!! The Kiwi needs to be saved!!

[Sara The Phoenix]

A mango a day keeps the doctor away!

[shadyrapper8]

(continues) but a kiwi a day calls for more rugby games duna-nuna-nuna-nuna bird maaaaaannnn!!!

[Mattlore Kiwi]

It does indeed call for more rugby games??Who is up for a game??

[Aeriana Moon]

*hops by as a purple kangaroo with blue spots*

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes the purple kangaroo with blue spots*I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

This whole endevour is completely foolish, I shant be wasting my time with you uncivilized plebs, So I am off to Babkha, where i will attempt to steal the throne, then give it back, then steal it again. And as For Mr. Hedges, Well done....... not that I support what you do officially or anything, just expect that swag bag of Babkhan Rials to arrive tomorrow.

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes Babkha*There we go, Shireroth has new territory *smirks*

[ZirandortheI]

PotatoPo-tay-toTomatoTo-mA-toAvocado A-vo-cay-doLet's call the whole thing off!!! ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Gryphon Avacado]

Now who are you mimicking?and YES! REBELLION!!! HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

It's all the Emir's fault. Gather up your swords and lets fight the reactionaries! The Behsaz are the straw that broke the Babkhan camels back. Of course a Babkhan camel is hopeless next to a superior USS mule.Or better yet. Come Jadie. Let me take you away from all this, your loveless marriage, the fools who do not understand you. Come with me and we will dance the dance of the night.

[ZirandortheI]

I think I need to make Gryphon *vanish*Hey, Charlie, it's me again. I need a big burlap sack. Plus that anti-Phoenix-reborn-from-your-freakin-ashes powder. Thanks, see you Monday ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

Leave it to the Bartending Qermezi to swoon the foreign lady! How completely out of Character! By the way who was better as Shah? Me or Babak? for those that say me, They shall recieve a position in the Cabinet! speaking of which, I think I'll give myself yet another position, and a few medals as well! A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t

[Keiseress JADIE]

I would love to be wisked away by you Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackbar, but, alas... i am stuck in a political marriage from which the only escape is either abdicating the throne, or death..... well there is divorce, but that is besides the point..... i would still like for you to be my "special assistant" though.......

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

*raises an eyebrow*Woot! And in what special way might I assist my lady?*more than an eyebrow rises*

[Benson Hedges]

you can assist by doing the gentlemanly thing of lighting Her smokes. Be Pariotic! SMOKE!Smoke and be fit!

[Keiseress JADIE]

*Looks at Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackbar with a comehither look* Well...... i could always use some lovin'.....

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

Give that man another medal! BTW I now realize you were the total victor of the North Babkhan War! infact I proclaim Mr Benson Hedges the New Shah of Babkha! A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t

[david northworthy beckfor]

SAMBUTI TO THE LIZARD KING! war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD) Edited by: david northworthy beckford  at: 10/29/03 5:30 pm

[david northworthy beckfor]

atleast he has stoped pretending to be pretending to be me. war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Benson Hedges]

but..you...havn't...stoped...??!?!?!?STOP IT PLEASE BEFORE i BAN YOU FROM SMOKING! Be Pariotic! SMOKE!Smoke and be fit!

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

Jadie, you can never have too much lovin. Come hither girl!

[Benson Hedges]

and you can never have to many ciggaretes! Be Pariotic! SMOKE!Smoke and be fit!