Madam Kaiseress...

[Kaiseress Aure I]

Wheee! Calen found me! *does the happy Kaiseress dance* May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Calenelhoss]

I beg of ye to please inform me of thou ICQ nombre. Toss an email my way. =)Hail to all of Shireroth.The Mighty Ranja CalenelhossCurrently of Nagoya, Japan

[RicLyon]

he the one with the school uniform???? Richard LyonYansha Elaer Kyon gef ShanPernem kahn gef kuymal per varga stiPernem kahn gef varga per kuymal sti

[UEC]

Quoi? E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[david northworthy beckfor]

*makes no coment* David I Eric Vivian Northorthy Beckford KGCS KL OHDafitt Erick Wiffjan Nurtbefoon Bergsdrumfort"It's a dull man who can only find one way to spell a word"(Mark Twain)

[Kaiseress Aure I]

Ric, yes that's the guy :D May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Calenelhoss]

Ummm... you know about that? Hrrm....Want to help me stick Aure in it? =) You hold her down, I`ll tie her up, and we can put it on her. It would be cute.Calen

[Kaiseress Aure I]

*grumbles something about Calen having weird ideas about the word "cute"*Calen, you can't do that kind of things around here, because I'm Kaiseress, and I'll decapitate you if I want. May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Calenelhoss]

*cowls in terror, clutching neck*Please don`t hurt me!........Minions!!! ATTACK!!!!! Take the kaiseress alive! We shall make a schoolgirl out of her yet!*Much combat and fighting, many friends and foes slain, much blood on the ground*Hahahaha, Kaiseress Aure..... You are mine now.*Proceeds with the schoolgirlificationing process*MUHUHAHAHAHAHA!!! We hath made a cute kaiseress out of you!*looks at the cute kaiseress*Heh... heh..... heh.......Calenelhoss the Mighty RanjaLeader of the Make-Kaiseress-Cute band of rebelsProtector of the NeckageConqueror of the EnemyShooter of BowsEater of Sushi

[david northworthy beckfor]

*comes along with a company of Aquaboogiemen to rescue the Kiaseress* David I Eric Vivian Northorthy Beckford KGCS KL OHDafitt Erick Wiffjan Nurtbefoon Bergsdrumfort"It's a dull man who can only find one way to spell a word"(Mark Twain)

[Gman Russell]

*sits back and laughs*This IS amusing...

[UEC]

*Cuts the Kaiseress out of her imprisoning evil outfit*There you go... Hava a BAR...*Hands the Kaiseress her personalized BAR* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Kaiseress Aure I]

Mwah!*is surrounded by Aquaboogiemen**points the BAR vaguely at Calen*Don't move... Or else... May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Calenelhoss]

HAH! Archaic technology! Your measly BAR is no match for my Uber-High-Tech Hello Kitty Super Ultra Turbo Gundam-Mounted LAZER-3000 Ultimate Power Rifle! Nothing can even come close to my UHTHKSUTGML3KUPR! I`ve used it to kick Godzilla`s sorry butt you know.Your 20th century weaponry cannot even penetrate my Gundam armor, mind you. Yeah, my Gundam is pink... what do you expect though, it`s Hello Kitty! PH34R T3H K33TY!!!!MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!Calenelhoss the GreatPilot of the Pink Neko GundamSquasher of MonstersSlayer of Giant SquidsHero of TokyoCapturer of the Kaiseress

[Kaiseress Aure I]

*looks at pink Calen*You know, I always knew that there was something you were hiding, I couldn't put my finger on it, but it was there. I'm glad you finally showed your true *coughs* colours. May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Ari Rahikkala]

You know, the UHTHKSUTGML3KUPR might be more über-high tech than the BAR is... but it takes a certain mindset, even if your technology happens to be more advanced than necessary, to reach the sheer amount of destructive power of the B0O0/\/\ist assault rifle...(oh, bah, ezcode needs a no-linebreaks tag) In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to a Finn.

[Gryphon the Pure]

Calen... is your name supposed to suggest "Colonel Hoss"?Or is it just Calen, el Hoss... or Calen Elhoss... or what? Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

[UEC]

I love the BAR.. it's more firepower than any person could EVER really need.. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Calenelhoss]

My name... my name is Elvish and I am quite proud of it indeed. It`s in the Sindarin tongue, one of Tolkien`s languages. It means `Green Whisper`.`calen` = green`lhoss` = whisperGreen is my favorite color, and I have green eyes too. =) You never know when I may.... sneak.... up..... behind.... YOU!!! In my Pink Neko Gundam, nonetheless. Fear Kitty-chan.Calenelhoss GreenwhisperSneakster ExtraordinaireRanger of TunareBeware...

[UEC]

Green is cool.. I'm big on a Dark Metalic Green myself... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.