HELP SAVE GOLDSHIRE!!

[HICKTOP SAILOR]

Quite...The peace has weaked and minimized the once mighty army of Goldshire! Now many of the troops fancy themselves r00t b33r bar0ns and spend half the day in bed.. I've taken most of the Royal Guard (500 of horse) and will ride south and camp at Courwell Ridge...There I will hold off any advance that Paraxylsis and the Golden Horde makes until we recieve more troops.. And she laid gifts of fire and ice before Him and said, 'You are the HICKTOP and you shall be the Light of Micras.' HICKTOP blessed her and ground a handful of gravel into her flowing locks. To her He said, 'Speak not so gloriously of me, Alexja. Even I have my gods.' -The Book of HICKTOP

[TonerMan]

Surely another duchy will be able to send troops... Wondering Nomad

[Jadie Steffke]

Paraxylsis has declared himself ruler of Goldshire and is trying to force me to step down...so go against the uprising and help me defeat him and protect the rolling hills of Goldshire.pub9.ezboard.com/fshirero...D=48.topic Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

[Draco the Tainted]

or barony... *evil grin**Flies by with Stag of the KFS Cat's Paw**randomly breathes fire into the air for the hell of it* Heil Loki!!!Heil H'Graa!!!

[Ryan]

The Cimmerians will come to the aid of the Goldshireans! We shall send in the Volsaarn Legion to battle the rebels!

[Stone Jackabar]

BY THE CAVES!!DEATH TO ALL!!!!(whishes i was told eariler :( ) YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[TonerMan]

I told you last night.. Holy Warrior of Nee

[Paraxylsis]

Muahaha! Nothing can defeat a force comprised of man and dolphin! The House of Steffke is doomed.

[TonerMan]

Except maybe man and Dwarf... and Orc.. and Elf-cats..hehe Holy Warrior of Nee

[Paraxylsis]

We hope that you choke!

[TonerMan]

On what? I'm not eating anything... Holy Warrior of Nee

[Harvey the Blue]

*is eating popcorn and suddenly falls under everyone's gaze*Erm, what?! Harvey SteffkeJadie's Lesser HalfSaves the worldProud bearer of the Shirerothian Silver Sword Award and Imperial Star

[TonerMan]

You might wanna put the popcorn down... Holy Warrior of Nee

[Solitary Poet 8]

Its not gonna be as easy as you think, Paraxylsis.*Draws sword as eyes flash briefly*I was not always a pacifist, and the fact remains that I like Goldshire just as it is. For now, I will wave my beliefs for the sake of my home. Lord, Lady Steffke, if you need me, I will be on the front lines, taking out the trash. ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

[Jadie Steffke]

Thank you everyone!!There is no way this guy sent by these so called elders is going to take Goldshire away from Shireroth! WE WON'T LET THEM!!! Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

[Solitary Poet 8]

Well spoken, Lady Steffke. We shall defeat this foe, and get back to our lives! ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

[Paraxylsis]

*hides in the bushes and throws bits of hard candy at the group of chatting Shirerithians*

[Solitary Poet 8]

*Hits one piece of hard candy with broad side of sword, smacking Paraxylsis in the forehead*Score one for the good guys! ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

[Kaiseress Aure I]

...What the...Can I have my computer explode like a normal person? Nooo! Something bad just HAS to happen in the wheeny 2 days that I'm away...Whatever is happening here, NOBODY shall mess with Shireroth, if they do they fase my wrath! So Paraxylsis will face my wrath as soon as I know how to express it. For now I'll just roar *roars* May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[THEJustBlue]

Wow! It's amazing what can be missed when taking a break.*wipes sweat from brow*

[Ryan]

Never fails... Leave for a day and come back to find some idiot pushed the big red button...

[Solitary Poet 8]

And to think, "Do Not Push" was written on it in such fine handwriting.*Thinks*Maybe next time it shouldn't be written in red. ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

[Kaiseress Aure I]

Maybe in bigger letters too... May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[TonerMan]

*Pushes the "big Red Button" on his remote. Turns off a TV... and a radio, and a micowae, and an oven, and a tank, and a car, and a plane, and a person, and Ari, and a large locamotive, and an automobile.* Holy Warrior of Nee

[Kaiseress Aure I]

BAD Erik! Turn those things back on! May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Solitary Poet 8]

Actually, no offense meant, but can we leave Ari off for the extent of the war? He is fighting against us, after all. ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

[Ari Rahikkala]

I'd rather that Erik would not turn me on. No offense, it's just that we're only friends ;).* ari wonders if Erik will now start wildly turning all sorts of random things off and listing his "conquests" somewhere ** ari gets some porn to look at, then returns to the war in a wonderful fighting condition * In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to a Finn.

[TonerMan]

Bad Ari.. no turning yourself back on...Even with Porn...*turns off anyone with porn* Holy Warrior of Nee

[Draco the Tainted]

*falls asleep**wakes up again*Gah! You can't just go doing that on a whim! We've got a war to fight here! Heil Loki!!!
Heil H'Graa!!!

[UEC]

*is destirbed* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.