PICTURES!!!!

[Zirandorthel]

Let's put together our curly ringlets and summon Captain Curly, to rid the world of....other-haired people!! ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"For three years now I've just been the Wombat.I haven't tried to force my sexual favours on people, or get them to adore me for my obvious cuteness. And that's why people hate me"-Eoin DornanProud Citizen of Pyramodia

[For Her Light]

Spare we the wavy haired, I beseech you :) ...And I can't believe that I'm here to stay......'Cause I never worked it out this way......And I love you more than I can say......But I hate you every other way

[Zirandorthel]

Nay, for thee maketh us look bad, with thine perfectly-formed ultra-cool hair, which yet needs no maintenance in the morning. Captain Curly will destroy thee all! ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

[Kaiseress Aure I]

All great people were curly haired...Well maybe not.But that's not the point.The point is that curly hair is the best!! Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Zirandorthel]

Danny O'Connell was curly-haired!Hitler had straight hair! Mussolini had straight hair! THE DEVIL HAS STRAIGHT HAIR!! ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

[Kaiseress Aure I]

Lenin had no hair... But they say he had curly hair in childhood. Hmmm... Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Zirandorthel]

Another sign of the nobility of curly-haired people! ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

[Kaiseress Aure I]

Hmmm. I have curly hair. Does that work? Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Zirandorthel]

Well, since you are a noble, and have curly hair, yes it does! ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

[For Her Light]

Lenin's hair never looked that curly in the pictures I have of him when he was in his youth...Damn ugly child too ...And I can't believe that I'm here to stay......'Cause I never worked it out this way......And I love you more than I can say......But I hate you every other way

[Gman Russell]

And apparently he didn't outgrow it either. He was an ugly adult too...

[david northworthy beckfor]

when it is not cut mine is in thick curls..... - - - I will Be Kiaser of Shireroth by july 19th 2004And YOU will help me. "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."David I Northworthy Beckford KGCS KL KGC OHKing of the Royal Court of Middarthian-Derby, King of Northworthy, Earl of Peartree-Negril, König von Lotharingien

[Zirandorthel]

That's the African blood in you, Dave. And Africa was where we all originated, so therefore curly hair is the true hair of mankind!! ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

[Stone Jackabar]

*grabs dave and picks him up a good two feet off the ground*you are NOT kaiser.....norshall you be untill aure is dead......and unless you have plans otherwise......take that out of your sig before i slit your throat and feed you to the driders in the recesses of the firery mountains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[david northworthy beckfor]

from what little I have read about Shireroth history, most Kiasers end up dead in half a year.....iAure's hier would have died of old age by then, so, if Aure's successor names me as hier, then dies of old age, I will be Kiaser.simple.no evil middle of the night thallium in peoples coffee type stuff is needed.no.I will do that stuff in Politika...... - - - I will Be Kiaser of Shireroth by july 19th 2004And YOU will help me. "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."David I Northworthy Beckford KGCS KL KGC OHKing of the Royal Court of Middarthian-Derby, King of Northworthy, Earl of Peartree-Negril, König von Lotharingien

[Zirandorthel]

Reminds of one of those "Shakespeare in a minute" productions, with the joke about age:Romeo and Juliet were only fourteen and fifteen. Now, these days, that might be quite horrific, but in the middle ages, it was very common. Girls were having their first baby at twelve, men went off to war at the age of six, and the average Englishman died before he was born. ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

[UEC]

I don't think I get David's logic..... Aure could simply become Kaiseress again once Aure I dies..... We'de get Aure II.... Or she could name someone else... like Scott,.... Stone.. Me... JD... there are a number of eligible persons... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[david northworthy beckfor]

my point is though, that I would not have to kill anyone to become Kiaser.all I need to do is wait till some one decleres me to be hier to the throne.then dies. - - - I will Be Kiaser of Shireroth by july 19th 2004And YOU will help me. "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."David I Northworthy Beckford KGCS KL KGC OHKing of the Royal Court of Middarthian-Derby, King of Northworthy, Earl of Peartree-Negril, König von Lotharingien

[Gman Russell]

*sneaks up behind david with a giant, almost laughably large mallet. As he brings it up to smash him to tiny icky pieces, he sees the last post, and quickly hides it behind his back, whistling innocently, though you could plainly see the mallet behind his back*hehe...hehe...hehe........

[Kaiseress Aure I]

*wonders why in the name of Quixy and Hasha would anyone want to make David heir*Hmmm... May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[david northworthy beckfor]

does everything have to have a reason?All I know is that it has been prophecied by the High Priest of Oten. - - - I will Be Kiaser of Shireroth by july 19th 2004And YOU will help me. "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."David I Northworthy Beckford KGCS KL KGC OHKing of the Royal Court of Middarthian-Derby, King of Northworthy, Earl of Peartree-Negril, König von Lotharingien

[Stone Jackabar]

*david finds a red dot on his forehead**stone has staff in hand*not with that attitude buster.....also....im not beyond regicde....so far 1 out of two kaisers i have known i have killed myself....beware david YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[UEC]

Yeah.. But the one you killed.. wasn't Kaiser at the time, and you.. wheren't really you...at the time... hmmm... *ponders a scheme to scar the shit out of Stone, involving Technomaejzi and RedHat.....*MAUHAHAHAH E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Stone Jackabar]

HEY!!STOP THAT THOUGHT!!!! you already made me into TUX stone and i had to peck people to death! YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Gaelen LyTecnomaezj]

*Reads Erik's Thoughts*Hmmm.. I see. We could do that. Just tell us when.*Reads Erik's Thoughts again*Ok. We'll wait for that than.*Reads Erik's THoughts yet again*No problem.*vanishes* Gaelen Ly'Teçnomaezj"Expect me when you see me,""Who are you? What do you want? Where are you going?""Who do you serve? and who do you trust?"

[Gman Russell]

*walks up to Erik after LyTecnomaezj leaves**reads Erik's thoughts*EEEW!!

[Stone Jackabar]

*looks at erik*what did you do? YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[UEC]

*smacks Gman because he knows Gman can't read thoughts...*Me? Nothing...hehehe E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Stone Jackabar]

ROIT!!!*goes home to begin arming himself heavily* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[UEC]

I'm to lazy to riot. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.