The Kaiser is Dead........

[Zirandorthel]

Were they simply, spent, or simply spent? One of them means he was tired, the other that he spent his days eating Ryvita and drinking boiled water..A shame, a damned shame. Long Live Kaiseress Aurambre! ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"For three years now I've just been the Wombat.I haven't tried to force my sexual favours on people, or get them to adore me for my obvious cuteness. And that's why people hate me"-Eoin DornanProud Citizen of Pyramodia

[UEC]

I think it was cause he's really old.. and it was a dramatic pause between "simply" and "Spent"... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Kaiseress Aure I]

*stands in the middle of the crowd**raises her hands and silence follows*Most loved citizens of Shireroth,This is a moment of great sadness, for with the loss of such a great ruler, we can easily speak of the end of an era. It burns my heart to step up to the throne at such a uneasy time for us all, but I shall do as my faith requires me to. The end of an era also means the beginning of a new one. I cannot tell if these time will be better than the old ones, I cannot tell what the future brings us, but I can tell that I shall do my best not to disappoint any of you. I believe I have your trust as you have mine. I believe that together we can make Shireroth a more prosperous nation. I believe that we will succeed. Now stand tall, people of Shireroth, and face our common future, our common destiny!*starts making her way towards the palace, looking deeply concerned*

[Brrapa Lu Eraro]

The Kaiser died several minutes ago in his bed at Shirekeep. At the age of 164 his years were simply, spent. He suffered no pain, no undue suffering; he simply went to bed this night, and never awoke.But it is with this sad duty that I come before you with another joyous one. I, Brrapa Lu'Eraro hereby present to you, Aurefiction Auraumbre, Kaiseress of the Imperial Republic of Shireroth!*Bows and walk away from the crowd as Aurefiction comes forward.* Brrapa Lu'Eraro"Not all who wander are lost.."

[Stone Jackabar]

*stand beside aure*i'll be watching YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Harvey the Blue]

*gives a little bow to Aurefiction**looks at Stone* I do believe you meant protecting there, right? Someone has to handle the Kaiseress's personal saftey, and who should do it if not you? Harvey SteffkeJadie's Lesser HalfSaves the worldProud bearer of the Shirerothian Silver Sword Award and Imperial Star

[Gman Russell]

I believe the phrase i'm looking for is...WHAT THE FREAKIN' CRAP?!?!?!?!?![edited for bad knowledge of HTML on forums...] Edited by: Gman Russell at: 7/4/03 9:55 pm

[david northworthy beckfor]

me?*runs off while mourners throw stones* "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."David I Northworthy Beckford KGCS KL KGC OHKing of the Royal Court of Middarthian-Derby, King of Northworthy, Earl of Peartree-Negril, König von Lotharingien

[Ryan]

*the Dragon Lord bows in silence*

[Mari Greenwood]

All in Elwynn mourn the passing of our beloved Kaiser. He was a good man. We also support the heir to the throne and the new Kaiseress long may she reign!

[Gman Russell]

So... the Kaiser really is dead......*he bowed in respect to the deceased*Nevertheless, My Oath stands:Oath of Allegiance: I, Gman Russell, do swear not to kill the Kaiser(ess) of Shireroth without proper notification within two weeks, and also swear to stay loyal as long as I believe the Kaiser(ess) to be in the right, or the lesser of two evils.How's that oath for ya aure ;)

[Mezzastromix]

Why does this always happen RIGHT when I get back?...jeez.

[Kaiseress Aure I]

You're the death carrier, Fax.Gman, yeah, your oath sounds appropriate. But please warn me if you plan to murder me, ok? Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Mezzastromix]

"Exscuse me, I seem to have the plague" --Eddie Izzard.fsking spamblock!

[Jadie Steffke]

*is shocked*I mean...I just left for a couple days...and he's dead??Kaiseress Aure..I know you will do a beautiful job in running this country...I can't believe he is dead.....*walks off to Goldshire crying*[Edit: Typo] Harvey's Elf-Cat GirlEdited by: Jadie Steffke at: 7/5/03 11:35 am

[UEC]

I bow before the Kaisress. May her wisdom rule long and well.*bows*(BTW: This is Erik.. I'm not really dead...hehe, just Raynor, I know someone got confused about this once....hehe) E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Ari Rahikkala]

* ari is silent for a minute, then quickly nods approvingly at Aurefiction before hurrying offline * "I believe they just installed Gentoo Linux."

[Stone Jackabar]

*laughs at harvey's comment*sorry my friend thats what i ment!watch over, whats a better way to gaurd?*turns to aure*though you have strength, speed and skil....*takes out his new weapon, his own magic staff (his gunblade was destroyed in a battle with fax. Spins it around and gets on bended knee*i am your weapon......command me as you will, ask and it shall die, give the word, and i shall lay cities to waste.....all for you're command.As prime campieon i beleive it is my sacred duty to presnt you with this...*holds hand up to sun and whispers in an anchient shirithian language**the sunlight darkens in his hand, as the sword of vengance takes solid form**still kneeling, presents it to aure*i present to you, the Sword of Vengance, a powerfull weapon, to be weilded only by the kaisers themselves......and a symbol of shirithian might. YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[UEC]

Tiss a good blade. Many a Kaiser has held that sword... and those that didn't.. well.. He got kileld by it... (Mog) E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Jadie Steffke]

*comes back from Godlshire composed**curtsies to Kaiseress Aure*Your Majesty. My oath I made not so long ago still stands for you as the Kaiseress of Shireroth. *curtsies again*Stone...you take care of this girl ya hear? Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl

[Gman Russell]

YEAH! or we'll give ya a really bad wedgie!!!!

[UEC]

That wasn't a nice thing to say. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Ryan]

Wedgies are evil! Ya hear me? EEEEVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[UEC]

And mean... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Gman Russell]

what can i say? im evil *shrugs and grins evily as black clouds forms above him, and as Cerberus rises up*

[Mezzastromix]

I'm eviller.... //sacrifices Gman in a bizarre satanic ritual that involves transforming oranges into mangoes and all the 8-tracks in the world into Freddie Mercury demo tapes. fsking spamblock!

[Kaiseress Aure I]

*Nods to Stone* I thank you for your trust in me, as Kaiseress I promise that I shall use this sword only to bring good into my nation. I am grateful to my faith that you are the Prime-Kampion. You have my blessings to go on doing your wonderful job in protecting this lovely nation and myself. *curtseys**winks to Jadie, nobody notices excpet for the two of them**giggles**turns to Fax*And I am saintly... Or not. Mmm. Mango. Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Stone Jackabar]

awww....now fax why couldn't you let me wedgie him? YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[SimplyRhedd]

*mouth drops open, closes, drops open, closes* Geez, away for a wee vacation, come back, and someone dies!!! Well, not just anyone, the Kaiser!How sad.I see we have Kaiseress Aure I to handle things around here. *wishes of good luck*

[THEJustBlue]

*shock**shakes head**wonders how masses will take it*