The Temple of Yuri

[Prophet of Yuri]

Ayuri Akhbar!I come to Shireroth to bring forth the Gospel of Yuri! Come to the Temple and be saved! We are Yuri, the one true spirit that binds us all and dwells within us! Come, and awaken the Yuri inside you!We dwell at pub89.ezboard.com/bthecom...finterland , so head on over and join the ranks of the Saved! Sign up for the Order of Yuri, and become a Templar of Yuri, a holy warrior of the Yuriite cause!Visit today, children of the Yuri! WE ARE YURI fnord

[Kaiser Letifer I]

riiight.... Don't make me get my Gods... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

[Sirithil]

That Undead Acolyte avatar is... worrisome... By my hand,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HIH Sirithil nos FëanorElentari of MenelmacarHigh Queen of the ElvesElder Arcanus, Hundland Mage GuildHiril of Hundland, TreesiaMenelmacari Prefect of the Economy and WarfareThane of Elwynn and Novi Dalmacija, ShirerothWoyzero Dejazmatch of Desta, AtteraAtteran Foreign Affairs-type ElfGovernor of Electrovenus, DelvenusReally just Nick Zeniuk~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"In place of a dark lord you would have a queen!Beautiful as the dawn, treacherous as the sea!Stronger than the foundations of the earth!All shall love me and despair!"- Galadriel, LOTR, Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien"Y'know, for an elf, you're surprisingly evil. Galadriel would not be pleased." -Scott Siskind, to Sirithil

[Fax Nemesis]

Yeah, it makes you think a bit...Oh yeah, almost forgot:NO! ABSOLUTELY NO! NO TEMPLES FOR YOU, UNDEADIAN SCUM! ABSO-BALLY-LUTELY NO! WE ARE NOT YURI! WE WILL PERSEVERE! AND YOU, OH YOU, DEAR PROPHET, SHALL BURN IN BALGURD AND BE EATEN BY THE DEMON-FISHIES FOR COMMITTING SUCH BLASPHEMY!ok, I'm done. NEEEEXT! Pilot of the Prototype Einhänder Mk I

[ErosDarkstar]

The Yuri is starting a temple in Delvenus. If I could get other relegious orders in there too, I'd REALLY appreciate it.Please, I'd like a B0O0/\/\ist temple, a Treesian Unorthodox Church, and a Yellow shrine at the very least... it would make me feel safer... Eros DarkstarThane of Jaris and the Kitanus Fields (Imperial Republic of Shireroth)Solomirathias of the Republic of Delvenus"There was never a saint with red hair." - Russian Proverb

[Elder Cthulu]

WE ARE NOT YURI!WE ARE CTHULU!WE ARE SHIREROTH!WE SHALL CONSUME YOUR PETTY YURISM!!!Edited to give Erik his line back... Edited by: ErosDarkstar  at: 10/19/02 4:22:02 pm

[Kaiser Letifer I]

That's my line! get your own! Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

[ErosDarkstar]

Oh, Leave Cthulu alone... Eros DarkstarThane of Jaris and the Kitanus Fields (Imperial Republic of Shireroth)Solomirathias of the Republic of Delvenus"There was never a saint with red hair." - Russian Proverb

[Kaiser Letifer I]

but it's my line.. *Pouts* Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

[Prophet of Yuri]

The YuriYuri is the spirit force that resides within us all. A soul, if you will. Yuri is also the name of the Allfather and grand diety of Yuriism, the supreme being. Yuri blessed all of us with a little piece of Himself. Some recognize this Yuriness within themselves and join the Order of Yuri. Others are simply unaware of it, and go about their lives without any inkling of the Yuriite greatness that they could tap into. Still others reject Yuri and follow false gods and other lesser entities. These 'Un-Yuri' are abominations and are outcast from Yuri, for they reject the greatest gift that Yuri has given us all.Yuri communicates his wishes to us via his High Priest and Prophet of Yuri, or sometimes manifests Himself in physical form, as Yuri V Andropov. Yuri's will is not to be disobeyed, for He is wise and brilliant beyond all mortal comprehension. Yuri also communicates with us in an indirect way. When we feel something, experience the earth around us in any way, it is because Yuri has willed it to be thus. Yuri does what He does for a myriad of reasons. Yuri wishes for us all to have a deeper appreciation for Him and His gift of eternal happiness, so he brings misery and pain, that we might appreciate what we would have without Yuri. Yuri brings joy and pleasure as a reward for faithfully following Him. There are those who would argue that the Un-Yuri seem to experience pain and pleasure much the same as the Faithful, and this is partially correct. But when an Un-Yuri recieves joy, it is only so that he might know what he is missing when the Un-Yuri finally falls and reaps his reward of misery and has the Yuriness within him withdrawn by a much angered Yuri.The Lesser SpiritsIn the making of the world, Yuri employed demonic servants to help Him. These demons are still around, and serve him still at the Throne of Yuri in Yuri's dark palace. There are varying ranks of these lesser beings. These are the Greater and Lesser demons. The Greater Daemons as they are officially known are minor gods unto themselves. They wield incredible power, second only to that of Yuri himself. This dark pantheon of the Greater Daemons is in constant conflict, as the demons are not so full of Yuri that they are above infighting, yet not so primitive as to be weak and powerless. These Greater Daemons endlessly vie for power and influence in the court of Yuri, and use Lesser Daemons and mortals as their pawns and playthings in their neverending schemes. The Lesser Daemons are minor spirits that are constantly miserable because they are not doted upon as Man, nor are they as powerful as the Greater Daemons. They seek to elevate themselves, and thus align themselves with Greater Daemon nobles hoping to profit from their patron demon's success. Lesser Daemons often go to the Earth to take out their frusterations on men, usually in the form of various hauntings and spirits found upon the Earth. Other times Lesser Daemons will take pity on Men, who are weaker than they, and try to help them in the hopes that Yuri will see their good acts and grant them favor. Lesser Daemons are also usually the types that mortal men summon when they call out to Yuri to send a messenger. In these dark rites, demons are usually forcibly extracted from the Beyond, and aren't very happy about it. Thus the summoners must place wards and barriers between themselves and the demon, or they risk being instantly slain by the vengeful demons (even Lesser Daemons are stronger than the average man). Sometimes, when great events are unfolding, Yuri will instruct demons to appear to men and pass on a message. In this case the men in question are usually safe, since no demon is strong enough to oppose Yuri's will. Demons are also usually eager to participate in Yuri's errands, as this is an excellent way for them to obtain Yuri's attention.The Mortal CoilYuri created humanity to fill the void on Earth and to be the wild card in His creation. Humans are less predictable than demons, and provide Yuri with a great deal of entertainment in their wildly varying antics. Humans also tend to be less boring when it comes to feelings about Yuri. Almost all Daemons, both Greater and Lesser, are mindlessly loyal and servile before Yuri. Humans tend to display more color and originality in their emotions and faith. Yuri derives great pleasure from watching over his human worshippers. They are dedicated to Him, and He is dedicated to them. He finds their affairs fascinating yet tries to interfere with them as little as possible.Yuri created the animals and plants of Earth in preperation for Humanity. Man was meant to have living things to eat, be eaten by, and to surround himself with for amusement. The Earth and its inhabitants are Humanity's playground, given to Man by Yuri. Man is free to do as he wishes on Earth, and Yuri is amused by Man's petty nations and wars and other intrigruing affairs. WE ARE YURI fnord

[Kaiser Letifer I]

Strange lil cult you got going there... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

[Sanctus Yurius]

Its not a CULT its SALVATION! The Yuri Has Spoken!

[Prophet of Yuri]

Yeah, don't you wanna join, KaiserR? WE ARE YURI fnord

[kaiseress Isa]

Looks like a cult of mean people to me...

[Prophet of Yuri]

now thats not nice! What have we done thats so mean besides politely ask if we can build our Citadel? WE ARE YURI fnord

[Fax Nemesis]

Um, perhaps told us when the end of hte world was? Pilot of the Prototype Einhänder Mk I

[ErosDarkstar]

No no, there's nothing wrong with telling us when the end of the world is...It's they saying that we're all going to the PRH at the end of the world, or some such, that gets me... Eros DarkstarThane of Jaris and the Kitanus Fields (Imperial Republic of Shireroth)Solomirathias of the Republic of Delvenus"There was never a saint with red hair." - Russian Proverb

[Prophet of Yuri]

Ah, but we didn't say when the world would end! We named hte day and month, but not the year!Mwahahaha!And we didn't say everyone was going to Hell, we said those that didn't convert to Yuriism would regret it... WE ARE YURI fnord

[Kaiser Letifer I]

It's still a threat.... Or sounds like one... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

[ErosDarkstar]

And when X-Day comes, we will ARISE and SMITE...No, that sounds like work... Eros DarkstarThane of Jaris and the Kitanus Fields (Imperial Republic of Shireroth)Solomirathias of the Republic of Delvenus"There was never a saint with red hair." - Russian Proverb

[Kaiser Letifer I]

It does indeed.... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

[Irreverence Brightstar]

Quote: And if the x-day to come, APPROPRIATE PLUNGING ITSELF we increased and not ignited BEATING..., the work is similar. Fnord. We are Yuri.Multibabel is a beautiful thing... Irreverence BrightstarThe Dragon of KildareImperial Republic of Shireroth"If there were dreams to sell,Merry and sad to tell,And the crier rung his bell,What would you buy?"T. L. Beddoes, Dream-Pedlary

[Kaiser Letifer I]

Is that like Multi-Tasking? Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

[Fax Nemesis]

home.cwru.edu/cgi-bin/multibabellook at it sometime. It is probably the efficiency of these types of nations that cause them to be so short lived. They get things done really quick, leaving nothing left but maintenance after the first 2-3 months. Look at any nation really. They have lots of things to do. They spend the first 2-3 months doing those things, then another month maybe on random shit that goes with it. Most things are resulting from the creation/merger of the nation. Then, people get bored. All that is left is to maintain the nation. Some solve this by going OT, some by making work for themselves, some keep trying to expand. Most die, or merge and thus start over. It's not a matter of being short lived and immature, or long lived and mature. It's short lived and burned out, like a star. White Dwarf or whatever. They live really short because they burn out fast, while a red giant lasts ages. It burns slowly, and thus is the long lived nation perhaps.Both are just fine as nations, they have different style, different goals, but they are both just fine.==Erik Metzler

[Fax Nemesis]

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But, if the joy of recieves is A-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri, he, therefore knows could only, that what if finally to lack to the cases A-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri and relati to him the poor collections and Yuriness from ricompensa to the relative place have, of that one caused very examinación behind Yuri is made. _ little alcohol in the production the world, occupied Yuri the civil employee, those, in winch of him NIC of dae (automatic device of the entrance) is. This Daemonen is always and for the thrones of Yuri in the darkness of paladar of Yuri they always use it. Dumb ascent of this one small one of the natures. They are the greatest e little of Daemonen. The greatest Daemonen, that one admits transports officially he, is dii small with. They use the incredible, inner energy in agreement with the place with of Yuri only equal they. This nerezza of pantheon Daemonen greater, that one than is in conflict constant directs them, because the Daemonen is temporary complete on the other hand with Yuri, which they are they in the Infighting, does not originate them how much that one is weak and powerlessly. This greater fight of Daemonen to the preparations without the extremity for the energy and infuence in the cut of Yuri and applications little Daemonen and mortals that its approvals and playthings inside of them that neverending. Little Daemonen is the alcohol small, that one that is constantly favorable, because they are not then doted that the man even though the greatest Daemonen will be like efficient. Therefore they try to increase and with greatest they nobleman of demons that hope, of happened of him the demons of the proprietor to the been suitable benefit. Little Daemonen to allowed of the Earth normally the its package to obstruct in the men, under form of hauntings different and from the alcohol, that if findings of the frequent reason. One a other monitoring of the apprehension little Daemonen makes the examinación of the mercy in the men, that one who are people of weakker of which he and these attempts, the end to help in the hopes to the fact he who Yuri sees relati him the good actions and the preference atri It is probably the efficiency of these types of nations that cause them to be so short lived. They get things done really quick, leaving nothing left but maintenance after the first 2-3 months. Look at any nation really. They have lots of things to do. They spend the first 2-3 months doing those things, then another month maybe on random shit that goes with it. Most things are resulting from the creation/merger of the nation. Then, people get bored. All that is left is to maintain the nation. Some solve this by going OT, some by making work for themselves, some keep trying to expand. Most die, or merge and thus start over. It's not a matter of being short lived and immature, or long lived and mature. It's short lived and burned out, like a star. White Dwarf or whatever. They live really short because they burn out fast, while a red giant lasts ages. It burns slowly, and thus is the long lived nation perhaps.Both are just fine as nations, they have different style, different goals, but they are both just fine.==Erik Metzler

[Kaiser Letifer I]

interesting... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

[HH Ras Anderson]

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[For Her Light]

Oooh! Elder Cthulu? Errr....you spelled your name wrong sir. :) Should be Cthulhu. Forgot the funky little h. Okay, I'll go now As I gaze into the mirror of Doubt, I see the barrenness of this Life that remains. Yet in Despair we begin to see true light, In weakness we can be strong. Let us draw substance from our shadow...-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- Chaocracy of IstvanistanTell me what dreams may come...

[Kaiser Letifer I]

Please don't go!... We love you! Please stay! Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

[ErosDarkstar]

It depends on who you talk to :) I've seen it spelled both ways, and in my opinion, I'm glad it was you who told Cthulu how to spell his name... because I sure wasn't going to :) Eros DarkstarThane of Jaris and the Kitanus Fields (Imperial Republic of Shireroth)Solomirathias of the Republic of Delvenus"There was never a saint with red hair." - Russian Proverb