Kaiser Mors II is dead... Long live the Kaiser!

[Kaiser Mog I]

Kupo! I arrive! Now give me the sword, no, shortsword, no, dagger, no, HALBERD of Vengeance. Purple wings and a big pink antenna sure make a 3-foot tall bear damn sexy, don't you think?..................I'm kupo for KUPO NUTS!..................... p|-|3312 7|-|3 l337 /\/\006l3 5|

[Irreverence Brightstar]

So I was walking in Kildare the other day, thinking to myself, "where is Mors?", and It came to me that he must have faced DIRE PERIL! Thusly, I took it upon myself to RESCUE the poor Kaiser from this DIRE PERIL! Alas! I was too late! Kaiser Mors II has perished...HE HAS FALLEN INTO A PLOT HOLE!!!I am quite... unsure as to my responsibilities in announcing this newest of the Kaisers... for he is not one of our known gods... but as Brrapa is also quiet on the subject, it falls to me to welcome him...Please welcome... *dragon sigh*KAISER MOG I!!!!!!!!*groans* Dear Somnis, what have we done? Irreverence BrightstarThe Dragon of KildareImperial Republic of Shireroth"If there were dreams to sell,Merry and sad to tell,And the crier rung his bell,What would you buy?"T. L. Beddoes, Dream-Pedlary

[Sirithil]

A moogle Kaiser! How incredibly adorable!*snuggle* :D By my hand,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HIH Sirithil nos FëanorElentari of MenelmacarHigh Queen of the ElvesElder Arcanus and Hiril of Hundland, TreesiaMenelmacari Prefect of the Economy and WarfareForeign-Affairs-type-Elf for Pacary and TymariaBaroness of Novi Dalmacija, ShirerothWoyzero Dejazmatch of Desta, Attera~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"In place of a dark lord you would have a queen! Beautiful as the dawn, treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!" - Galadriel, LOTR, Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien

[Scott Alexander]

I am displeased...the office that once held the micronational world in the grip of its hand deserves more dignity than this.*sound of laughing*HEY! SHUT UP! ''You've made a mockery of the system! I darn you to heck!'' - Phil, Prince of Insufficient Light

[Kaiser Mog I]

Just think of it as a new era, Scott, one of a pink-and-purple-slightly-bearlike death. It's just good PR. Purple wings and a big pink antenna sure make a 3-foot tall bear damn sexy, don't you think?..................I'm kupo for KUPO NUTS!..................... p|-|3312 7|-|3 l337 /\/\006l3 5|

[Sirithil]

The only thing better for PR than a moogle is an elf. :D By my hand,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HIH Sirithil nos FëanorElentari of MenelmacarHigh Queen of the ElvesElder Arcanus and Hiril of Hundland, TreesiaMenelmacari Prefect of the Economy and WarfareForeign-Affairs-type-Elf for Pacary and TymariaBaroness of Novi Dalmacija, ShirerothWoyzero Dejazmatch of Desta, Attera~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"In place of a dark lord you would have a queen! Beautiful as the dawn, treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!" - Galadriel, LOTR, Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien

[Scott Alexander]

Very well...*puts down Sword Of Bloody Revolution, at least for the present*Could you at least spell "wielder" right in the title. ''You've made a mockery of the system! I darn you to heck!'' - Phil, Prince of Insufficient Light