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[Zirandorthel]

Rakky is Rakesh, and Osman is Ardashir. They're a diabolical duo from the Grand Commonwealth whose main goal in life is to absorb as much territory as possible....actually I think Rakesh's might be to legal-speak everyone to death, and Ardashir's might include maiming some elves, but that's pretty much their agenda.. Wil Nider to the HyperboreansEoin to the restZirandorthel to the ages

[Aeacus]

Uhhh maiming elves you say? Sounds like fun!

[AngelGuardian93]

*glares and decides you'll never step foot in Amity or Mirioth* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Aeacus]

What if i find a way to float? And it's not just elves, i'll maim anything if it gets close enough

[AngelGuardian93]

Hm... *keeps a close eye on you for any elf-hating habits* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Aeacus]

What about elf eating habits? Not enough meat on halflings or gnomes, Dwarves are a little too salty, and i aint gonna eat humans, im not a canibal!

[AngelGuardian93]

We have laws, Mr Aeacus. No hating or eating of the elves! Or else... !!! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[osmose1000]

Explanation: The Barony of Amity and Mirioth is the one safe haven for the elves that were slaughtered at the hands of the Babkhans. It's against the law in BAM (or in all of Yardistan, I think - if not, it is now) to harm an elf for the sake of his race.Try eating something like chocolate instead. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

How about moose? I hear it's good this time of year ________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

[Aeacus]

What if you eat/beat elves cause they're there, not cause they're elves?

[Osman Shahanshah]

You'd be in the position I was in when I ruled Elwynn. Why kill elves? Because its fun...

[AngelGuardian93]

You are vastly becoming someone who is not my favorite you. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Aeacus]

Hooray! Nah im just kidding, im sure elves are very nice.... with a little garnish

[osmose1000]

They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[AngelGuardian93]

*writes that down in his black book* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Aeacus]

Black book of old girlfriends, or recipes you have to try?

[osmose1000]

From the makers of babies, it's Minibabies! NOW THE BE CRAWLING ALL IN YOUR DAMN PEEHOLE! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Aeacus]

That's wrong on far too many levels...

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

[AngelGuardian93]

My black book of many private things indeed... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[osmose1000]

http://www.nataliedee.com/ They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Aeacus]

Ok, this thread looks like it could take over the *whistles* thread, and i'd much rather a thread of random crap at top then a thread of random numbers that confuse the hell out of me...

[AngelGuardian93]

Hear hear! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Yardistan is already far ahead as far as number of posts goes. We are obviously the superior duchy. Although, that has always gone without saying.Whistles is more interesting when you know what (some) of the numbers mean.By the way, 0. HEY EVERYONE! NICK'S GONE! LET'S CHANGE ALL THE LAWS AND THE FORUM COLORS WHILE WE STILL CAN! - Scott

[osmose1000]

I always thought they were the numbers of times you got laid/pleasured yourself that day. Granted, that doesn't explain for the decimal points, but meh. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Fax Celestis]

Decimal points = fractions of getting laid.Of course, towards the end I started posting things like 2758.33 (4.35%), which makes no sense unless you work in sales. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

[osmose1000]

You can get laid in fractions? They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Osman Shahanshah]

Maybe it calculates the likelihood of a handjob.

[Fax Celestis]

Actually, yes. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

[Osman Shahanshah]

What curious customs these natives have.