Capital of Turkey

[osmose1000]

BLORG! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

Man:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp You sit here, dear.Wife:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp All right.Man:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Morning!Waitress:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Morning!Man:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Well, what've you got?Waitress:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;Vikings:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Spam spam spam spam...Waitress:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...Vikings:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!Waitress:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.Wife:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Have you got anything without spam?Waitress:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.Wife:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp I don't want ANY spam!Man:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?Wife:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp THAT'S got spam in it!Man:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?Vikings:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)Wife:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?Waitress:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Urgghh!Wife:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!Vikings:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!Waitress:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Shut up!Vikings:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!Waitress:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.Wife:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp I don't like spam!Man:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!Vikings:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!Waitress:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Shut up!! Baked beans are off.Man:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?Waitress:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)Vikings:&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! ________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

[Deathklaat]

Damn,this is the longest post ever! Im A God.Edited by: Deathklaat at: 9/11/05 9:37

[osmose1000]

I don't know, but I'm guessing that's a Monty Python skit? They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

what gave it away? ________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

[AngelGuardian93]

It mentions vikings AND spam in the same skit. It HAS to be Monty Python... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[osmose1000]

^What he said. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[AngelGuardian93]

*shouts loudly and pushes moose and runs away* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

cow tipping isn't fun, but I've never done Moose tipping... ________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

[osmose1000]

Moose are protected under the Moose are Friends, Not Food Act. Tipping one may cause it's death, and if so, you will be in violation of said act and may be punished. Be warned. I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG TO USE THAT SMILEY! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I didn't realize giving you money on the side was so dangerous. I'll make sure to tell people never to do so. HEY EVERYONE! NICK'S GONE! LET'S CHANGE ALL THE LAWS AND THE FORUM COLORS WHILE WE STILL CAN! - Scott

[Fax Celestis]

Yeah, no tip for you when you serve me food. Blindness Is A Blessing

[osmose1000]

I don't serve you food. I EAT you food... hmmmm... it sounded cool in my head... They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Fax Celestis]

It's okay. Running it through Gangsta-Filta (TM), it made sense afterwards. Blindness Is A Blessing

[osmose1000]

It ain' gangsta, dawg. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[AngelGuardian93]

I forgot about that law... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[osmose1000]

I didn't. BECAUSE I MADE IT, SUCKAH! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I don't remember a lot of the laws I wrote.*gifts Moose 3.62* Don't die! HEY EVERYONE! NICK'S GONE! LET'S CHANGE ALL THE LAWS AND THE FORUM COLORS WHILE WE STILL CAN! - Scott

[osmose1000]

Damn right. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[AngelGuardian93]

*hides his dagger* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Aeacus]

Laws are for pansies anyhoo!

[AngelGuardian93]

They ~only~ encourage order and conduct, and where does THAT lead us to?! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Fax Celestis]

Sanity? Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

somewhere other than where we want to be? ________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

[osmose1000]

We want to be CRAZEE! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[AngelGuardian93]

Hm. I must ponder this matter, Pinky. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[osmose1000]

Oy, Ardy, what are we going to do tonight?The same thing we do every night, Rakesh. TRY AND TAKE OVER MICRAS! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Aeacus]

Daaaamn you, im gonna have the theme tune for that in my head for weeks now : -->:">

[Zirandorthel]

They're Rakky and OsmanThey're Rakky and OsmanTheir jingoist campaignIs easy to explainTo steal a hefty dearthOf other nation's earthThey're crazyThey're Rakky and Osman man man man manDoo doo doo doo dooDun dun Wil Nider to the HyperboreansEoin to the restZirandorthel to the ages

[Aeacus]

Should i be confused as to who the hell Rakky is? Damn nick names >