REVOLT!

[Scott Alexander]

The Elwynnese have been belittled for the last time! We hereby declare the Elwynn Free State and invite all those who have been offended by the Kaiser's insults and oppression to join with us! Long live the Rebellion! Death to capitalist-Hickeyist running-dog lackeys! ''The Universe is but a screen-saver, waiting for God to twitch.'' -- Paul Eric LagaceEdited by: Scott Siskind  at: 8/14/02 10:39:57 pm

[ErosDarkstar]

News update: It has been reported that several angry mobs of Kitanus Fields citzens were running around with torches earlier today. Unintelligable screaming and yelling was uttered.Thane Eros Darkstar is away on state business in Delvenus, and could not be reached for comment. Furthermore, Irreverence Brightstar, the Dragon of Kildare, is on vacation in Treesia, and was also unavailble.It is hoped that the citzens don't do anything rash, like burning down buildings or refurnishing thier hovels with stolen goods.We shall keep you updated. Eros DarkstarThane of Kitanus Fields (Imperial Republic of Shireroth)Governor of Aerovenus, Duamithras(Republic of Delvenus)The great are great only because we are on our knees. Let us rise! - Stirner

[Kaiser Mors II]

Ewww.. THe peasents are revolting! Kaiser of Mors IINow it is time to see how you die. Remember Death is not the end.......But only a transition.End the pain

[Sirithil]

Maybe you should call it the Elwynnese Land of Freedom. That way your acronym could be ELF. By my hand,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HIH Sirithil nos FëanorElentari of MenelmacarHigh Queen of the ElvesElder Arcanus and Hiril of Elivia, TreesiaMenelmacari Prefect of the EconomyForeign-Affairs-type-Elf for Pacary and Tymaria~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Kaiser Mors II]

Pobably not. Kaiser of Mors IINow it is time to see how you die. Remember Death is not the end.......But only a transition.End the pain

[Scott Alexander]

You may be interested in knowing that the ultimate derivation of the name "Elwynn" is "Elven" ''The Universe is but a screen-saver, waiting for God to twitch.'' -- Paul Eric Lagace

[Sirithil]

Well, hey-hey, isn't that spiffy! By my hand,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HIH Sirithil nos FëanorElentari of MenelmacarHigh Queen of the ElvesElder Arcanus and Hiril of Elivia, TreesiaMenelmacari Prefect of the EconomyForeign-Affairs-type-Elf for Pacary and Tymaria~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Ari Rahikkala]

(bump in the wrong place)It's like the Erisian Liberation Front... er... yeah... "I believe they just installed Gentoo Linux."

[Kaiser Raynor X]

Qua? Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

[Paraxylsis]

A belated, "Hail Eris!"

[Emir of Raspur]

*Decides this is a good time to call in an air strike*

[UEC]

This revolted ended over a month ago... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Emir of Raspur]

That's why a bombing raid now is such a good idea. They won't suspect a thing...

[Solitary Poet 8]

Oooooor maybe we should save all the bombs we have for Paraxylsis and his infidel goon squad? ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

[Emir of Raspur]

Theres enough for everyone... anyway the armies coming through Elwyn to get to the goons.

[UEC]

I don't think the Duchess would be to pleased if you started bombing... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Kaiseress Aure I]

Mmmm... Bombing, bombing is pretty... May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Emir of Raspur]

Maybe. But what the eye don't see won't break the heart.

[UEC]

I see it! E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Emir of Raspur]

But the Kaiseress says bombing is pretty. So leave your broken heart and enjoy the view.

[Mattlore Devious]

WEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee..................

[UEC]

....oh well.. not my Duchy... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Zirandorthel]

Quote:You may be interested in knowing that the ultimate derivation of the name "Elwynn" is "Elven" *puts on linguist specs*Ahctually, Scoht, the ultimate derivahtion of Elwynn is Warcraft. ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

[UEC]

This is true.. but for "fake" culturaly purposes.. it is elven... cuase it sounds like it... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Zirandorthel]

Why can't we just base a nation culturally on Warcraft? It wouldn't even be plagiarism, then! ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

[UEC]

meh.. to many nations already... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Zirandorthel]

But it's better than claiming that Elwynn derives from the word Elven, which doesn't make any sense, since Elwynn has little or nothing to do with Elves in their culture.. ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

[Scott Alexander]

Hey...it was Erik who told me that originally...blame him!

[UEC]

I just made it up out of my ass... It's fake culture. it doesn't have to make sense... That's why it's fake.. THan again.. real culture makes little sense either.. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Mari Greenwood]

Elwynn has everything to do with elves! Ha ha! Because it has for a long time.And because I am an elf and I am the Duchess! "May The Hasha Be With You!"