I swear i'm not dead!

[AngelGuardian93]

All apologies for the sudden absense, and i'm just letting everyone know I still plan to go on. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Osman Shahanshah]

Somebody check his pulse. If he's undead I want him on a slab in a Karnalian research laboratory ASAP.

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!Bring out your dead![clang] Bring out your dead![clang] Bring out your dead![clang] Bring out your dead![clang] Bring out your dead!CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!MORTICIAN: What?CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.DEAD PERSON: I'm not!MORTICIAN: He isn't.CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's againstregulations.DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.MORTICIAN: I can't take him...DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...MORTICIAN: I can't.CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? Hewon't be long.MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lostnine today.CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?MORTICIAN: Thursday.DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't theresomething you can do?DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.[whop]CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.CUSTOMER: Right.

[AngelGuardian93]

There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Osman Shahanshah]

Of course none of this alters the fact you have sold me a dead parrot.

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

THE LARCHTHE LARCHTHE LARCH

[extreme007]

wait a minute shah.. i thought you said the parrot was doing the sleeping act.... Discover, Invent, Theories, Experiment,Advance Science,Advance Extremism,(in Karnali, Republic of)

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

nah, it was nailed to the perch.

[AngelGuardian93]

Leave it to me to start a monty Python thread HERE. :P There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.