We Seek Missionaries

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Here's your chance to travel the micro-globe and see all parts of the world and take a bunch of relatively inexpensive explosives with you!Yes, that's right! Tangent to the newly born Shirerothian Inquistion is a push to convert those non-Pagan masses back to the Pagan masses they should be! We will bring them Odin! We will bring them Thor!We will bring them happiness and bundles of C-4!The Gods will that we Cedrists together with the B0O0/\/\/\/\!!!!ists bring our explosively delightful faith to all those who have not yet converted!Or was the "delightfully explosive?"Anyway, what we need are few good men (or attractive women, since we know what most micronationalist males are suckers for) to go out and spread the good news, to go out and get foreign governments to establish missions or churches for the Cedrists and bomb shelters for the B0O0/\/\/\/\!!!We can't pay you anything, but know that you will find favour with the Gods and quite possibly with certain members of the Imperial Government that just happen to be priests....REMEMBER: MALARBOR KNOWS WHERE YOU SLEEP AND HE CAN SEND LOKI LURKING IN YOUR BEDSHEETS. DO THE RIGHT THING: BECOME A MISSIONARY OR TITHE UNTIL YOU HAVE TO DO SLAVE LABOUR TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS TO THE CHURCH!Please, sign up below. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

I can't help but worry that you're trying to turn us into some sort of pseudo-Norse cult. Odin? He's not Boomist a deity! Where are Mors and Vivantia? Gahg, the Evil Lizard God? There are already enough wacky Viking people in Arminy to go around. "The Lord is a shoving leopard." - Reverend William Spooner

[Gman Russell]

I think he was using odin and thor as literary references to thunder and lightning.

[david northworthy beckfor]

oh come on, he must be! Odin can make big B0000OOOO0000/\/\/\/\ "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

Odin is not a Cedrist God...but he made for a good rhythm in my two lines...Join! Where is everybody? Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...