Authorisation of Activity Survey

[Kaiser Yarad I]

As Diplomatic Corps Secretary, I hereby empower Corps Officer Bill Dusch to make a comparative survey of activity levels in the Imperial Republic of Shireroth and in the Grand Commonwealth, in order to put his activity formulas to the test and to establish a standard activity rate. Pending results of this first survey, the range may be expanded to other nations.To this end, CorpOff Dusch is excused from his monitoring duties in the Anticas for as long as he sees fit.CorpOff Dusch is expected to report his presence at the Grand Commonwealth forums and make an announcement of his activities and intentions, using his reserves of politesse and decorum to the full. It would not do to antagonise our neighbours, however much more active we are.

[Osman Shahanshah]

Sorry you after a new war or something?

[Kaiser Yarad I]

No, Bill wanted a place to test his theories, and I'm taking the opportunity to compare our activity levels with, to be honest, a competing micronational entity.

[Osman Shahanshah]

Sorry, dare I ask what Bill's theories are?

[Kaiser Yarad I]

That activity can be measured through etcetera yadda ax+by=0+1..I mightn't have been listening exactly. But it sounded good, so I'm giving him authorisation to conduct the survey on Shireroth's behalf.

[Osman Shahanshah]

Zurvan preserve us from this lunacy...