Application: Ardashir Khan Osmani

[RicLyon]

My ancient baron! You are back to Elwynn. Welcome back. Now, Elwynn is growing big. You wan't your old summer palace back?The Ardashirian community of Elwynn will hold a festival to your honour, by singing Farsified Elwynnese folk songs about your conquest over the white stag.But be careful about talking about your perceived crimes against elvenity. Again, welcome back.(And to Minister: I will vouch for Ardy. He had promised not to be too evil.)

[Osman Shahanshah]

Yes I have pledged to Ric to reside and abide in Elwynn with conduct that is for the common good.

[Zirandorthel]

In his palace at Vanam, the Count of Volsung sits at a writing desk, penning a thesis on the nature of eternal Beauty. The sky outside is an icy blue, and a cool breeze floats through a stone-rimmed window. Suddenly, thunder cracks in the distance, and when the Count looks up once more, it is with a frown on his face, as the sky outside darkens with snow-cloudsI sense a great disturbance in the......oh nevermind. Welcome back Ardy! Wil Nider to the HyperboreansEoin to the restZirandorthel to the ages

[Osman Shahanshah]

Name: Ardashir Khan OsmaniAge: 24Gender: MaleLocation: UKEmail: Ardashirkhan[at]yahoo.co.ukOther Micronational Citizenships: BabkhaOptionalAIM screen name: Ardashir KhanInterests: Interspecies Communal RelationsBirthday: 29th of JunePreferred subdivision: ElwynnHow you heard about Shireroth: I think I lived here in a past life.Previous micronational experience: Shah of Babkha, Grand Vizier of Babkha, Baron of ElwynnAnything else about you: I've come to save Elwynn from the barbarians, namely Bill who wish to obliterate the multicultural legacy of Elwynn and replace it with his own asinine monoculture. Other than that I just want to engage in the usual banter and chit-chat.

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

*glances at application**looks for REJECTED stamp**realizes he used REJECTED stamp as firewood* ________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

[RicLyon]

Nice You're officially Elwynnese, Ardy. Welcome home. Richard LyonYansha Elaer Kyon gef ShanPernem kahn gef kuymal per varga stiPernem kahn gef varga per kuymal sti

[osmose1000]

They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[RicLyon]

Are you scared? Come here, Moose, he won't hurt you *hugs*Now, doesn't that feel better? Richard LyonYansha Elaer Kyon gef ShanPernem kahn gef kuymal per varga stiPernem kahn gef varga per kuymal sti

[Fax Celestis]

Welcome to Brookshire, my not-so-subtle underling.//laughs evilly Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

[Shyriath]

Quote:My ancient baron!If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were calling him an old man. Well, welcome back, Ardy... life shall be more interesting with you here. Congrats on achieving step one in your glorious plan to conquer Shireroth.

[AngelGuardian93]

Am I the only one here who wont welcome the butcherer?! You have no welcome in BAM! I suppose this is what I get for not posting at Shireroth for 3-4 days... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[RicLyon]

Now... There is something called "reconciliation". That is something paramount in Elwynnese society. You should embrace it Richard LyonYansha Elaer Kyon gef ShanPernem kahn gef kuymal per varga stiPernem kahn gef varga per kuymal sti

[AngelGuardian93]

reconciliation involves the offending party apoligising first you know. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[RicLyon]

The government of Elwynn apologizes all the time, and all of the people of Elwynn bear such a huge guilt in their heavy hearts...Perhaps even Ardy could apoligize... Uhm... maybe that's a pie in the sky. Richard LyonYansha Elaer Kyon gef ShanPernem kahn gef kuymal per varga stiPernem kahn gef varga per kuymal sti

[Bill3000]

I don't welcome him either. Be wary that I do take offense to insults toward fantasy and Soloralism.Oh, and this time, I'm being serious. Having him pretend to be a genocidal maniac is one thing; insulting my life work (in the sense of micronationalism) is something completely different. Tread lightly, Ardishir. Oppress on in jest, and admit it. Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="Why do I need some cheese?";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock. - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);Edited by: Bill3000 at: 9/21/05 10:43

[AngelGuardian93]

I accept Elywnn's apology, and the apology of its people. I also know it was not their fault, nor do I bear any ill-will to them. BUT, they did allow the most terrible Ardashir Khan to rejoin, and without proper extradition we cannot start the healing. No. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.