Chickens in office...

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kaiseress Isa
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Chickens in office...

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No chicken may have a job in the government. That simple!...And submit to the pinknessity...
Mattlore Devious
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What about Kiwi's :) Behold, Mattlore Devious!
Kaiser Letifer I
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Are they chickens? Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins
ErosDarkstar
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They are NOT chickens... and thus Jaris and the Kitanus Fields vote "YEA", "AYE", "YES", or whatever the word for "AFFIRMATIVE" is today... Eros DarkstarThane of Jaris and the Kitanus Fields (Imperial Republic of Shireroth)Solomirathias of the Republic of Delvenus"There was never a saint with red hair." - Russian Proverb
Kaiser Letifer I
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Basically.. pick a work for the affermitive.. CAPS it.. and that's your vote... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins
Gryphon the Pure
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(whoops... I didn't know it was supposed to be caps)NEIGH ... d'hai mean ... NAY(Considering our Kaiseress is a Chicken Cow... and chickens are people too.) Heil Apostrophe! "Some are destined for greatness, but others decide for themsleves."-Destiny, Angel of Light
Kaiser Letifer I
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Well... not needed.. but it makes it clear... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins
Mattlore Devious
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NAY, because thats the sound horses make Behold, Mattlore Devious!
ErosDarkstar
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Ok, what if we reworded it to say "No Chickens, Turkeys, or Giblits may be Kaiser, ever." ? Eros DarkstarThane of Jaris and the Kitanus Fields (Imperial Republic of Shireroth)Solomirathias of the Republic of Delvenus"There was never a saint with red hair." - Russian Proverb
Kaiser Letifer I
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hmm.. That would do... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins
Sirithil
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But we should add an amendment which provides an exemption for chickens of a bovine persuasion... i.e. chicken cows... that way our beloved Kaiseress doesn't have to abdicate or anything. By my hand,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HIH Sirithil nos FëanorElentari of MenelmacarHigh Queen of the ElvesElder Arcanus, Hundland Mage GuildHiril of Hundland, TreesiaMenelmacari Prefect of the Economy and WarfareThane of Elwynn and Novi Dalmacija, ShirerothWoyzero Dejazmatch of Desta, AtteraAtteran Foreign Affairs-type ElfGovernor of Electrovenus, DelvenusReally just Nick Zeniuk~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"In place of a dark lord you would have a queen!Beautiful as the dawn, treacherous as the sea!Stronger than the foundations of the earth!All shall love me and despair!"- Galadriel, LOTR, Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien"Y'know, for an elf, you're surprisingly evil. Galadriel would not be pleased." -Scott Siskind, to Sirithil
Kaiser Letifer I
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Good call!... ok.. Chicken Cows can hold the Kaisership.... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins
ErosDarkstar
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My vote stays YEA SCREW SIGS! EZCODE SUCKS!
Sirithil
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And mine is also a resounding YEA. By my hand,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HIH Sirithil nos FëanorElentari of MenelmacarHigh Queen of the ElvesElder Arcanus, Hundland Mage GuildHiril of Hundland, TreesiaMenelmacari Prefect of the Economy and WarfareThane of Elwynn and Novi Dalmacija, ShirerothWoyzero Dejazmatch of Desta, AtteraAtteran Foreign Affairs-type ElfGovernor of Electrovenus, DelvenusReally just Nick Zeniuk~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"In place of a dark lord you would have a queen!Beautiful as the dawn, treacherous as the sea!Stronger than the foundations of the earth!All shall love me and despair!"- Galadriel, LOTR, Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien"Y'know, for an elf, you're surprisingly evil. Galadriel would not be pleased." -Scott Siskind, to Sirithil
ErosDarkstar
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Revised bill, "No chicken, turkey, or giblit may hold an office, except for Chicken Cows"Passes 2-0-0
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