Equity With Chickens!

[Ruhan Zarathustra Erudinz]

*walks around with little protest accuments*It has come to my attention that the human population of Shireroth has less rights than those of the Chicken population of Shireroth.Therefore, I find only two (or three, I haven't decided yet) possible courses of action left!One is... HUMAN EQUITY WITH CHICKENS!Which is to say, Chickens should have equal rights with Humans... which is to say: None.Or, Chickens may maintain their rights so long as Kiwi Birds, Kiwi Fruits, Eagles, and those of Irish decent /also/ gain equal rights with said Chickens. "Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus"

[Erik Mortis]

So.. we have the right to not be forced to lay eggs? Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Alexandra Decens]

phew *wipes forehead* ...glad i dont have to worry about being forced to lay eggs....that would be hard work.... I have no custom signature...oh wait...

[Jadie of Goldshire]

I'm with you there Alex..no laying eggs for me either Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Ruhan Zarathustra Erudinz]

And not be forced to wake up at 5:30.And to have the Yardistani teach us to fly. "Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus"

[Erik Mortis]

Sounds good to me..hehe Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

um...i htough we took all that chicken stuff out when we did the Review... Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[Erik Mortis]

I couldn't help but leave it in.. mostly cuase It wasn't my job to pick and choose what went into it. I just put everything in, in an organized manner. and I think it worked.. *feels proud for a moment.. then realizes no one really cares....* Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Austi Scot]

I warned the nation about the danger of giving chickens these rights!We should pluck every chicken no matter where they are found.

[david northworthy beckfor]

ALL HAIL THE GREAT CHICKEN!do not continue your unholy acts against the chicken race, or you risk loosing your chance to reside in valhalla "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought." Edited by: david northworthy beckford  at: 3/26/04 4:21 am

[Ruhan Zarathustra Erudinz]

Ah, so the Lac Glaceians are the ones standing between my fellow Kiwi birds, Kiwi fruits, Eagles, and fellows of Irish descent and our proud goal of equity with Chickens?DOWN WITH LAC GLACEI!UP WITH EQUITY WITH CHICKENS FOR THE KKEID! "Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus"

[david northworthy beckfor]

The Chickens are first, then the Kiwi and the Double headed Eagle-Heron, then fellows of Irish Descent, then Humans, then everyone else, that, finaly, people from Barbados, Nottingham, or Portsmouth(though those of portsmouth can repent, and be then equal to humans) "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Ruhan Zarathustra Erudinz]

*marches back and forth with a sign proclaiming: Equity With Chickens Now!**chants*KKEID! KKEID! KKEID! KKEID! KKEID!Down with Lac Glacei, Up for KKEID! "Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus"

[david northworthy beckfor]

-a group of Lac Glacie soldiers turn up, with chicken feather headdresses, chanting, "KKEID are second rate! Chickens are the best!"-an old man dressed completly in chicken feathers holds up a rubber chicken while shouting such things as "I speaketh unto you, yeah verily the Great and Glorios Chicken will save you all if you repent!", "Do not be mislead by the wicked one! Eateth your Ice cream and be saved!" and "Hark! See how the World is evil and in the grip of the Barbados Whistling frog!"-a group of people in cartoon chicken suits hand out leaflets to children such as the one below.... |-----------------|| /-\| | |/-\| / || | | | || | "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought." Edited by: david northworthy beckford  at: 3/27/04 2:01 pm

[Austi Scot]

Takes a feather quill - ... ~writes protest sign in chicken blood~"Down with Chickens!""EAT CHICKENS - SPIT OUT THE FEATHERS""BUSH IS A CHICKEN""KERRY IS A CHICKEN""DOWN WITH CHICKENS!"

[david northworthy beckfor]

you think thatr is an insult to the Great Chicken?Chickens want to be eaten! so that, through eating them, you can be enlightened! "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Austi Scot]

It works out well then ... I want to eat chickens!~Waves sign~

[Erik Mortis]

Eat more chicken! Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Ruhan Zarathustra Erudinz]

*continues his protest*Down with Chickens, Down with Lac Glacei! RIGHTS FOR THE KKEID! EQUITY WITH CHICKENS OR DEATH! "Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus"

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

Wow...this reminds me of myself but a year or so ago (okay, proly more than that). Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[Ruhan Zarathustra Erudinz]

*protests at the Kaisership* "Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus"

[david northworthy beckfor]

SEE! Look at this anti Chicken protestor! UNPATRIOTIC!HATES THE KIASER!How can you let Shireroth fall to such evil?!?!!DOWN WITH THE KKEID!DONT LET THEM DESTROY SHIREROTH! "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Erik Mortis]

This really is getting rediculous... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[david northworthy beckfor]

well he started it "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

Wow...this is becoming a mad house...Zary, why don't you take it to your duke. Have a bill introduced to the landsraad. Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[Erik Mortis]

Yes... that seems to work better than speaking up here.. this place does make a good protesting ground.. Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

[Emir of Raspur]

Do as if you would kill the hypothetical chickens, fry them as best you can and have a national feast day... and be done with it!

[david northworthy beckfor]

you want to honer them with a giant feast of chicken?great! welcome to the faith of the Great Chicken! "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Kuralyov]

I decided to drop by and see what all the posting was about.And now that I have, I only wish I'd dropped by sooner.I'm a dark meat man, msyelf. redmenace42@yahoo.comLong Live the Revolution!

[david northworthy beckfor]

while red meat is good, man cannot live on steak alone "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."