Imperial Decree #193: Our Unannexable Citizen

[Bill3000]

Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

[osmose1000]

Yardistan does not approve of this attempt to annex one who has claimed unannexability. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Bill3000]

Even though unannexability was already annexed. Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

[osmose1000]

You cannot annex unannexability because it is, by nature, unannexable. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

The act of annexation has been annexed by YAC! This is in breech of the rules of annexation!Yardistan hereby annexes the Kaiser, Yarad I! ________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

[Kaiser Yarad I]

On this day, Arisday the 9th of Anandjan, under the sight of Homer (to whose divine portfolio of slacking and poetry I must attribute the absence of a God of Annexation. For shame) it is hereby decreed:The self-proclaimed "unannexable citizen", Dementi Celestis is hereby annexed for her hubris. However, while it was indeed hubris that motivated her to commit self-sovereignty-related harikari, it was admirable hubris. Thus, she is hereby annexed to the Duchy of Brookshire, making this their first annexation, if I am not very much mistaken. Let this be a lesson to the Duchess, and to all Shirerithians: You can be annexed, much like a common letterbox or back garden tree. Be forewarned.By my hand,His Niftiness, Yarad, First of the Name, Kaiser of Shireroth, Protector of Comstokia, Overlord of the Duchies of Brookshire, Kildare and Yardistan, Keeper of the Apollo Legacy, Grand Master of the Orders of the Dragon, Griffin, Phoenix, and Chimera, Wielder of Vengeance, Count of Shirekeep, Knight of the Sunburst, Kampioen of Shireroth, Lieutenant of Blackrock, Scion of Kalir, and Lord of the Golden Mango Throne. Edited by: Kaiser Yarad I at: 10/4/05 20:04

[david northworthy beckfor]

Quote: You cannot annex unannexability because it is, by nature, unannexable.It has been annexed before If you feel an icy chill...the Conglacio is amongst you

[LacGlaceiLiberationLeague]

*Liberates act of annexation, the kaiser, and Dementi* Lac Glacie Liberation League

[Dementi Celeste]

You may attempt to annex me, but I refuse to recognize any such annexation for I am truly non-annexable. True, I am in denial, but that's my name, my nature and my choice. Also, since I am a non-citizen, your Imperial decrees do not apply to me. Sorry, but you have no control over me, other than to delete, block, or edit my posts. And if you do so, Sir, you have no honor. What harm can a helpless femme dans le dementi do? I am a bit confused as to the reference of "the Duchess" as I am not a Duchess since I am not a citizen. I hope that someone with such a powerful position would not make such a mistake as to address a non-citizen as nobility, oh Lord of the Golden Mango Throne. I do not mean to insult in any manner, your Highness, but please keep in mind when making Imperial Decrees that not all those posting in Shireroth are under your rule. Think of me as an illegal immigrant. *cursties*

[Gryphon the Pure]

Meh, whether you recognize it or not, The ability not to recognize annexations was annexed by Yardistan on December 1st, 2002, along with "And we don't reconize that annexation." on the same day, and the abilities to Annex, Un-Annex, Re-Annex, and Pre-Annex the next day.Unannexability and Non-Annexability were annexed long afterward, around the time when James submitted to Annexation, but those posts were lost to EzHack.

[Dementi Celeste]

Again, you may have annexed everything in the world, but I refuse to acknowledge any of it. I refuse, and I will forever protest. You may annex me, but in my heart, mind, and soul I will be forever free.

[RicLyon]

But you may join the lands of Elwynn freely, my Lady Richard LyonYansha Elaer Kyon gef ShanPernem kahn gef kuymal per varga stiPernem kahn gef varga per kuymal sti

[Dementi Celeste]

I do not wish to join any part of Shireroth. I enjoy being non-partisan.

[Kaiser Yarad I]

Gods, you're all such whiny pizzantes... Edited by: Kaiser Yarad I at: 10/5/05 11:53

[osmose1000]

She's the one who has avoided annexation. Gotta give her credit. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Bill3000]

Quote:Also, since I am a non-citizen, your Imperial decrees do not apply to me. Sorry, but you have no control over me, other than to delete, block, or edit my posts. And if you do so, Sir, you have no honor. What harm can a helpless femme dans le dementi do?The Kaiser controls all that are in his domain, citizen or non-citizen. If you didn't create a login and post here, you might have had a point, but by posting here and acknowledging your presense, the Kaiser can do whatever he wishes to you; remember, it is only a priviledge that you are allowed to post. Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

[Fax Celestis]

She addressed that.But it is true: not being a citizen of Shireroth, she really doesn't have to listen to Shirithian law, which is exactly what an Imperial Decree is. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

[Bill3000]

Everyone, citizen or not, must abide by the laws of Shireroth while in Shireroth. Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

[RicLyon]

Unless she's a diplomat of course and has immunity. Richard LyonYansha Elaer Kyon gef ShanPernem kahn gef kuymal per varga stiPernem kahn gef varga per kuymal sti

[Bill3000]

Do we even have any laws or decrees granting diplomats immunity? Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

[Gryphon the Pure]

Nope.

[Kaiser Yarad I]

I'm thinking being drunk is the best time to address matters, someone correct me if I'm wrong.Quote: Yardistan does not approve of this attempt to annex one who has claimed unannexability.Like I could give a flying feck. I'm the Kaiser. Are you? No. Good, that's sorted out. You'll abide by my decrees or you'll have all hell to pay. Whether Yardistan "does not approve" or not is hardly going to interfere with my sleep.Quote: *Liberates act of annexation, the kaiser, and Dementi*Don't make me ban quotespeak in the Kaiser's Court. I'll do it, I'm crazy..

[AngelGuardian93]

crazy and drunk huh? And Irish. So, a crazy, drunk, irishman with power? This is not a good combination to me! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

Now all we need are a couple land hungry Englishmen, and we'll have a new Kaiser within the week! ________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

[osmose1000]

It's like election commercials. I'm the Duke of Yardistan, and I do not approve of this message. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Shyriath]

*Steeples fingers, watches the mayhem, and schemes quietly... dreaming of the day when the great and glorious Benacian Empire rules ALL! ALL, I SAY! MUHAHAHAHA... ha... ahem.* I didn't even know I could laugh maniacally in quotespeak.

[Kaiser Yarad I]

The glorious Benacian Empire had its chance, and it squandered it fairly spectacularly..

[AngelGuardian93]

Wow, that was... not nice. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Kaiser Yarad I]

I'm sorry Greg, are there some Benacian apologists around who will maintain that the Commonwealth is still alive and well today?

[AngelGuardian93]

Uh... YOU SUCK! *runs* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.