Bad News guys.

[dStryker]

What part of Michigan will you be going to? Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

[Kaiser Alejian I]

From June 25- July 5th I will be on a LOA.Yes, i'm sorry. I too am succumbing to this horrible disease. My family is going up to michigan for my cousin's wedding, and we are (as usual) being used to help set up for it, and to help tear it down. Shyriath is my stated steward, he's in charge in my absence. I wish to see record levels of activity in my absence! Or else!!!*glares at Shyriath*This includes you buddy. *~IF ANYONE SEES OR HEARS FROM HARVEY, TELL HIM I NEED TO TALK TO HIM ASAP!~*

[Kaiser Alejian I]

Port Huron, Michigan baby.

[Shyriath]

Record levels of activity?*Rubs hands together* Here comes the war, baby.

[Kaiser Alejian I]

*plugs ears*lalala...

[dStryker]

You'll only be about an hour and a half away from me then. Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

[Kaiser Alejian I]

Mayhaps a meeting of the minds then hm?

[hypatias mom]

Welcome back to Court, Your Imperial Majesty. Long have we awaited Your return. *(Claps loudly) Servants! Some refreshment for His Imperial Majesty.* We rejoice to see You, My Lord.

[hypatias mom]

The whole assembly are watching this carefully, and the bubbling claret and the Babkhan uniform are discovered just in time. Guards!! We have an enemy among us!! *Soldiers grab the Babhkan spy and his tray of poisoned claret, and drag him off to be interogated.* Your Majesty, we have had a very narrow escape! It would seem that not everyone is overjoyed at your return. I will personally attend to your refreshment. *claps hands.* Maintain your vigilence here until my return. See that His Majesty's safety and comfort are ensured. That will be all for now. It seems we have a serious breach of security here.

[Osman Shahanshah]

*A suspiciously swarthy 'servant' wearing an ill-fitting butlers jacket over the top of the khaki fatiques of the Babkhan Gendarmes appears all of a sudden next to the Kaiser carrying a silver platter upon which rests a glass of claret and a clutch of pipless grapes. Curiously the claret seems to be fizzing and bubbling somewhat furiously.*"Refreshments for His Imperial Majesty..." Edited by: Osman Shahanshah  at: 7/4/05 13:23

[osmose1000]

It was my fault. I was drunk. *hic* [22:19] Bill7D0: hahaha. Another broken worthless family. You really are worthless.[22:20] Bill7D0: Really, it figures. Parents were piss poor and thus you are piss poor.[22:28] Bill7D0: So, I'm emmigrating Shireroth, and this time, something's not my fault. It's your fault. And you can blame yourself for being a constant ***.

[hypatias mom]

Duke Moose, you know that our safety and security depend on vigilence at all times. If you are going to imbibe too much, you must post sober guards to fill your place. His Majesty will deal with you later.

[osmose1000]

They were drunk too. *headache* [22:19] Bill7D0: hahaha. Another broken worthless family. You really are worthless.[22:20] Bill7D0: Really, it figures. Parents were piss poor and thus you are piss poor.[22:28] Bill7D0: So, I'm emmigrating Shireroth, and this time, something's not my fault. It's your fault. And you can blame yourself for being a constant ***.

[hypatias mom]

Then I strongly suggest you make allowances to avoid that situation in the future. Now, go sleep it off and return when you can think clearly.

[osmose1000]

I think you need to get drunk. [22:19] Bill7D0: hahaha. Another broken worthless family. You really are worthless.[22:20] Bill7D0: Really, it figures. Parents were piss poor and thus you are piss poor.[22:28] Bill7D0: So, I'm emmigrating Shireroth, and this time, something's not my fault. It's your fault. And you can blame yourself for being a constant ***.

[hypatias mom]

This is hardly the time nor the place for that. I suggest you sober up and return as soon as you can. We have a Kaiser and His Court to guard and protect, and a would-be assassin to interrogate.

[osmose1000]

i ammg notw DRUrinK!!q2 [22:19] Bill7D0: hahaha. Another broken worthless family. You really are worthless.[22:20] Bill7D0: Really, it figures. Parents were piss poor and thus you are piss poor.[22:28] Bill7D0: So, I'm emmigrating Shireroth, and this time, something's not my fault. It's your fault. And you can blame yourself for being a constant ***.

[Shyriath]

*Walks by, sees the claret* Oooooh, a fizzy drink.*Takes a sip, gags, keels over, writhing on the floor*

[Kaiser Alejian I]

*wakes up*What? Ow! Don't speak so loudly! *has a headache too*What's going on with Shyriath... is he possesed by B'caw again? Last time that happened he pecked three guys eyes out...........

[Osman Shahanshah]

Well I suppose the steward is the substitute for the Kaiser in all things that the Kaiser would rather not be doing, and I assume being assasinated by SAVAK is something the Kaiser would rather not be doing. So well done Shyraith for stepping up to the stand when no one else would do.

[Kaiser Alejian I]

Touche, salesman.