Imperial Decree #79: Imperial Wife

[Jadie of Goldshire]

*meeps cutely at meep zombie* Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Wud ye like sum 'aggis, meeps un tatties? -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Gman Russell]

*high pitches girly voice*yike-yike-yike-yike-yike-yike-yike!!!!!*runs off scared*

[Kaiser Mors III]

MEEEP OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Jadie of Goldshire]

I did my job Still the best meeper of them all....*looks pleased with herself* Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Kaiser Mors III]

Having fun? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Scott Alexander]

Lovecraft has his ghouls say "meep" in a lot of his stories...it was actually pretty scary the first time I read it...then I heard about the modern meep phenomenon...and now it's just hilarious...poor Lovecraft...

[Zirandorthel]

Meep? Meeee-eeeeep meeeee-eeeeep!No, not scary, really... Zirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessBelde of the Far Reaches.Niirus TinenetuwarLet the fates burn!

[Jadie of Goldshire]

You aren't doing it right Eoin...That's why it wasn't scary. Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Kaiser Mors III]

*deep voice*MEEEP! Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

watch the banana go meep....right before it explodes: -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Gman Russell]

Kooky... I actually saw it meep... Here, watch the Kiwi meep... come on... meep allready!

[Gryphon Avocatio]

mmm...Kiwi fruit... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[TonerMan]

I'm hungry now... Holy Warrior of Nee

[Gman Russell]

Hopefully not for Kiwi birds *laughs*

[TonerMan]

Are they tasty? Holy Warrior of Nee

[Gryphon Avocatio]

the fruit is...i like kiwi fruit....the golden ones are really good...but incredibly hard to find... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Kaiser Mors III]

I bet I could find one! Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I've seen them in the Santa Cruz area...at a Safeway near Aptos...they are quite good...the problem is, if you eat too many kiwifruits, then it starts to sting on the inside of your mouth, at least, so I've noticed. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Kaiser Mors III]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

no...no...more like:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Kaiser Mors III]

Why? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Because pain hurts and thus makes me go ow. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Gman Russell]

Funny... if you laugh to much you begin to say ow..."Laughter is what everyone wants, but some don't get.Tradgedy is what no one wants, but everyone gets."I made that one up myself Problem is, it's true

[Gryphon Avocatio]

It is true...damn...this melancholy won't leave me! I've been moderately depressed for a long time now...since before I broke up with my ex....not that that helped any...but...i don't know...i've had this empty feeling for a long time........but this probably isn't the place to lament....I Must cheEEr my spirits! yaY!!! -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Zirandorthel]

Man, do yourself some credit, you're hardly going to be deprived of your melancholy purely because of some kiwis and bananas being serrated, are you?? Zirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessBelde of the Far Reaches.Niirus TinenetuwarLet the fates burn!

[Kaiser Mors III]

HEY!... you stole my Melecholy! Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

Nick, I'M the one who's supposed to be melancholy remember?

[Kaiser Mors III]

I'm a melancholy man, that's what I am,All the world surrounds me, and my feet are on the ground,I'm a very lonely man, doing what I can,All the world astounds me and I think I understandThat we're going to keep growing, wait and see.When all the stars are falling downInto the sea and on the ground,And angry voices carry on the wind,A beam of light will fill your headAnd you'll remember what's been saidBy all the good men this world's ever known.Another man is what you'll see,Who looks like you and looks like me,And yet somehow he will not feel the same,His life caught up in misery, he doesn't think like you and me,'Cause he can't see what you and I can see.I'm a melancholy man, that's what I am,All the world surrounds me, and my feet are on the ground,I'm a very lonely man, doing what I can,All the world astounds me and I think I understandThat we're going to keep growing, wait and see. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Do you feel anything at all? Do you hear steps at the door? Do you reckon the smell of....? It's life-the the dark that binds you Frigthened by your own smell Bitternes will run you through Silent screaming Turning, twisting the alphabet Frantic eyes Awaiting the answer Splinters of a poem Fragments of what you used to be Habitual and gullible Run-down memoirs is all that's left Do you wish to sleep? Do you aim for the shadow? Do you feel infected? It's life-the the dark that binds you It's the cowardice that puls you under And takes you to the end, where it begins Release, the world is waiting on your arrival Close your eyes, as we witness another bullet ride Do you know about atrocity? Do you that everbody's gone? Do you know that you're on your own? It's life-the the dark that binds you -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike