FREE CAKE AND HAMMERS!

[Kaiser Mors III]

Yes... Free Cake and Hammers for all. Why? I don't know. I feel spontanious.But, really, down to bussiness. I was just now thinking, and speaking with the ever wise Siskind, and realized I'm being an ass again. And I realized that when I took power, I forgot to do what I ussually do when I take the throne... Ask what's going on in the nation! So, What's going on out there? And I think I shall combine a few things in one thread. I would like to appaulogize once again for anyone I yelled at needlessly..unless there was a good reason..hehe So.. I..well my train of thought isn't important... In the end.. I decided, I wanted to hear what people had to say. What is it we need done in this nation, what is it we need undone. Ect. And why not, let's get personal oppinions on me! I'll even let you say whatever you want without invoking my wrath, should it not be something nice..heheSo, to stop rambling, this is the point of this thread.*Personal oppinions on me.*General Sillyness.*What needs to be done.*What needs to be undone.*Mooses.*General informing of the Kaiser of stuff...So, shall we? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Eriana Moon]

Erik is a poo-monkey

[david northworthy beckfor]

is the cake chocolate?if not, then make it so!for if you do not, then I will DECLARE it to be chocolate cake.I demand beerand chocolate. war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Kaiser Mors III]

I had hoped for SOME seriousness....heh Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[david northworthy beckfor]

beers and chocolate are VERY serios.l war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Zirandorthel]

There's this guy...big guy, bout six five, who's taken over the country, right? And he just goes on about cakes and hammers and stuff all the time. Really, I think we should trap him in a mini-fridge and leave him there. Zirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessBelde of the Far Reaches.Niirus TinenetuwarLet the fates burn!

[Kaiser Mors III]

Six five? Well, I'll keep an I out for that man... glad I'm only about 5'8-11... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Zirandorthel]

5'8"?? Man, I'm taller than you.. my whole world perception is changed for the worse! I have no choice but to become a shameless delinquent! Zirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessBelde of the Far Reaches.Niirus TinenetuwarLet the fates burn!

[Gman Russell]

*Personal oppinions on me: A definite hardliner; one of the traditionalists who would rather die then see things changed (aka the background incident...). I have yet to decide if this is good or bad, but you wanted to know what my opinion was, so there. *smiles* We could do worse for a leader though... You at least are allowing us free expression (for the most part).*General Sillyness: OnetimewhenIwasasmallboyIbelievedinvampires*breathes*untilImetoneandhebrainwashedmeintohisservant.master..........Good enough?*What needs to be done: Activity in the Baronies and Dutchies seems to be lacking... is there anything we CAN do? Especially for a barony like mine, which until I can get more citizens, relies solely on toursits.*What needs to be undone: The new system of choosing a Kaiser, I prefer the Heir System alot more.*Mooses: Eh? Whacha talking aboot mooses for eh? Everyone knows mooses are da coolest eh?*General informing of the Kaiser of stuff: Nothing I havent mentioned allready...So, shall we? Yes. We shall. Edited by: Gman Russell at: 11/25/03 4:48 pm

[Gryphon Avocatio]

*steal greg's format*Personal oppinions on me. - You're power tripping, as you might have noticed. It happens to the best of us though. You're traditional as hell, but dont let that be a hinderence. I think people see it as that. You need to let the nation expand a little.General Sillyness. - "This statement is false." What needs to be done. - We need a war. Not really. But it could be fun. Realistically, I think we need to shape up the Ministries a bit. Activity is good.What needs to be undone. - Line of succesion: doesn't do anything except make people mad; we don't know who the next kaiser will be; &c., &c...Mooses. - Indeed, my friend. Indeed.General informing of the Kaiser of stuff... - Hassan is wise in all things. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Gman Russell]

Darn.... I knew I should have copyrighted it...

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I'm Yardistani. Copyrights have no bearing on me. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Gman Russell]

I must be the most liberal Yardistani ever...... *laughs*

[TonerMan]

WEll.. Acually I'm betweem 5'8 and 5'11.... I keep getting contradictory measurements... Some times I'm 5'8.. sometimes I'm 5'11... Holy Warrior of Nee

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I wonder...which band of Yardistani would fight for anarchy...liberal or conservative... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[TonerMan]

liberal wants change.. conservative doesn't.... I think that is the basic definition... Holy Warrior of Nee

[Gman Russell]

Then i'm a third party *laughs*becuase I don't really want it to change OR stay the same...

[TonerMan]

That's called confusion... Holy Warrior of Nee

[Gryphon Avocatio]

liberals want change...but they also are much more interested in personal freedom...conservatives want to keep things the same...and in order to do so, they like to restrict personal freedom...so...you see the issue here? -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Gman Russell]

Where's my free cake and hammer?! *laughs*I want to have my cake and smash it too

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Appairently when I let my hair down and don a tweed cap, i look like Galager....anybody up for smashing fruit? -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Zirandorthel]

How about cakes that look like fruit.. Zirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessBelde of the Far Reaches.Niirus TinenetuwarLet the fates burn!

[Phoenix the Risen]

or fruitcakes......fucking homophobes... :P Phoenix the Risen - Dutchess of Kildare - Political Nuisance but at least She gets the job done. - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig and Gryphon the Pure's Awesome Tables! - COME BACK, STEVE!!! -"To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth"I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!" ~Gryphon Avocado (Switching Day)Edited by: Phoenix the Risen at: 11/29/03 5:53 pm

[Gryphon Avocatio]

A gay friend of mine want to do a "queer eye for the straight guy" sort of thing to me...i'm kind of worried, since it would involve cutting my hair...but on the flip side, it sounds like it would be kinda be fun...yet on the flip side again, I don't want to be the fodder of so-called "reality" entertainment... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Zirandorthel]

Queer eye for a straight guy? What's that?DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR!! HAIRCUTS ARE THE TOOL OF SATAN AND THE DIABOLICAL BARBER-GENERAL!! THEY WANT YOUR HAIR TO COMMIT A BANK ROBBERY WITH, SO THEY CAN CURSE YOU TO HADES!! OH, THE HUMANITY! Zirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessBelde of the Far Reaches.Niirus TinenetuwarLet the fates burn!

[Gman Russell]

Why do people have such a problem with guys having long hair?! It makes me sick and only encourages me to go against the grain of society and grow it further...Indeed I can see why Metallica's fans were so angry when they cut theirs....

[Zirandorthel]

Bloody Metallica, they've just gotten crapper and crapper. My dad ordered in about 70 of St. Anger when it first came out, and he still has about 25 left on the shelves.. Zirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessBelde of the Far Reaches.Niirus TinenetuwarLet the fates burn!

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Don't worry...wasn't planning on cutting it...If I won't cut it for a girl, i won't cut it for a gay guy.Metallica=White Trash. I like some of their canon, but mostly the older stuff...I'm more of a power-metal fan myself, but I've been finding my way in to darker and scarier genres as of late... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Kaiser Mors III]

A girl wanted you to cut your hair?My mom wants me to cut mine.. not gonna happen... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

No no...I've merely vowed to myself that I shall cut it for no one, but if it becomes a hindrance in the post-college world or if our dread Dean of Students makes me....both likely scenarios, but I figure I've at least four to five more years with it...then Bank Robbery! -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike