Imperial Decree #75: Kaiseress Lovin' (Revoked)

[Kaiseress Jadie]

I hearby decree that all male citizens give me, Kaiseress Jadie I, some lovin at least once every fortnight. Exceptions will be made only on individual basis and the person wishing the exception must discuss their circumstances with the Kaiseress.So Shall it be done*throws confetti in the air* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see hereEdited by: Kaiseress Jadie at: 11/12/03 8:23 am

[Zirandorthel]

I ask for leniency on the grounds that I am repugnant, have smelly armpits and a scruffy, windswept demeanour, accompanied by a half-wired mindboard. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Hmm....well you can just give me lovin in writing then...I can live with that. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Zirandorthel]

Righto.*hands Jadie a coupon worthy for 1 unit of Zirandorthel Text-Lovin, redeemable at the Word Bank* ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*looks at slip*Um....... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Kaiser Erik]

As your husband do I have to give you lovin? Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*laughs*do you know how un-traditional that sounds?And what is your excuse for not wanting to give your wife lovin? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Gman Russell]

This IS Erik we're talking about...and this IS Shireroth we're talking about...

[Zirandorthel]

The love-life of the marriage getting stale already, eh? ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

What love life??There was one in the first place?What rock have you been sleeping under Eoin? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Zirandorthel]

The one that you two are meant to be sleeping under as husband and wife, so I know there are marital problems.I suggest you and Erik go to marriage counselling. I know a specialist, his name is Doctor Ignatius Yamakwakk, he's got an office in the Rypp-Offe building on 768th Street. He'll fix you up no problem, and diagnose you with medication-treated neuroses if you slip him a couple of Erb! ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Um..Eoin...Political Marriage...means....no love life....period...end of story. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Zirandorthel]

Yes, I know that... You're still an adulteress if you go ahead with this Decree, though. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Oh...so that makes Erik an adulterer first right?His mistress is living in his duchy in the barony pseudo named after her...So he isn't going to get reprimanded but *I* am??*murmurs* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Zirandorthel]

You're the one decreeing that every citizen of the Republic has to give you loving every fortnight...his is just a little crackling on the side And yes, it's also because you're a woman and we're all chauvinist pigs. Oink oink. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*sniffles*Well no one would give me lovin.....*sniffles*FINE...if it is such a bad image. THIS DECREE IS HEARBY REVOKED!!*shuffles off to bed and curls up into a little ball and cries* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Zirandorthel]

*gives Jadie some unofficial lovin, just because he feels guilty*And have all the lovin' coupons you want! In fact, lovin' coupons for all! ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

I don't want pity lovin'I want people to give me lovin because they want to....but obviously *that* isn't going to happen. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Zirandorthel]

Well, if you decree that people have to give you lovin, it's almost as bad, if not worse, than pity lovin, isn't it? ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*ponders*Not really...I see it as a self-serving decree....*laughs* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Zirandorthel]

*adds "Self-serving lack of ethics" to his "Elements needed to become Kaiser" list*Yes, my liege, of course. I will freely not love you now, and go about my daily business. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*rolls eyes*Nice list you have there Eoin....*laughs*and um...thanks? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Zirandorthel]

Sure, any time, just call and I'll freely not love you! ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Ouch...that hurts....it really does... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

[Kaiser Erik]

We have no laws conserning adultry. It isn't against the law.. mostly cause it's not even mentioned or defined. Just like Polygomy.. Legal.. So.. in THeory.. I could make Alex my wife..Also, BO0O/\/\ism, the guiding religion in this land, says nothing about adultry... hell doesn't even say anything about marriage.. except the Mors and Viviantia were once married... and now devorced... So.. Devorce is OK under B0O0/\/\ism... Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot death yet...