Imperial Decree #72: Official Marriage

[Kaiser Erik]

I'm so happy! Right, Now that this joyus marriage has gone through... Officlaly.. (we still have the cerimony..).. I have work to do.. Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[Gman Russell]

So the ceremony is still on? Ok... just making sure *smiles*

[Kaiser Erik]

It is indeed... JD/her people, will have the details.. Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

[Kaiseress Jadie]

As of the date of October 15th, 2003 The duke of brookshire Erik Metzler andThe Kaiseress of Shireroth and duchess of Goldshire Jadie Mathematician are hearby wed under Shirerithian law. All titles shall be distributed accordingly.Jadie is still the ruling Kaiser and can override any decree or action of Erik Metzler.This decree is repealed only in the event of the abdication of the throne the death of Jadie mathematician or divorce. so shall it be done*throws confetti in the air* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[david northworthy beckfor]

congrats*sniff* war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Gman Russell]

So beuitiful......... *sniff*

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Erik!? Married?!No! My lover! How could you do this to me?! -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Stone Jackabar]

nuts i haven't finished my gift.... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Eh...he can still be your lover...we aren't marrying for love..just political gain.Stone...don't worry about the gift....the ceremony won't be for awhile. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Kaiseress Jadie]

So who cares if I am a married spud?? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Kaiseress Jadie]

A girl can never have too much lovin Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Kaiseress Jadie]

^read above comment Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

What?! hahahaha!!!!!!*smirks* you ARE Catherine the Great..... *shakes head and laughs*and what are you trying to tell me?

[Kaiseress Jadie]

I'm just trying to tell you the facts thats all... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

i'm alittle slow tonight... what are these, "facts" hrm?

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Um...that as a girl..I can never get too much lovin? And Erik isn't going to give me any lovin...so I need to find lovin' somewhere....anyone willing to give me some lovin??*pouts* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

Where's Rakesh when you need him...*shakes head and begins to walk away, slower then normal though*too bad....

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Gman are you walking away from your Kaiseress?? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

*he turned his head backwards alittle*Walking away?*he smirked*or beckoning...?*he turned and kept walking*

[Gman Russell]

*looks at avatar**shakes head and twists line from Toy Story*She's a married spud, she's a married spud....(edit: just a joke!!! dont get mad!!!) Edited by: Gman Russell at: 10/16/03 12:23 am

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*blushes beet red and giggles*Um....um.....*turns even more red* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

*he turned around and smirked*Sorry... no lovin from me... i'm just a big flirt tonight *laughs*Thats why Rakesh is your special assistant... not yet my Kaiseress. *he bowed and kissed her hand, and kept walking*

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Eh....I was just being a flirt....am I not allowed to be a flirt?and don't worry Gman you aren't getting any lovin from me yet...you already refused me remember? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

That is why you turned red back there right?*he smirked*

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Ya...that is why I turned red....because I was being a flirt..and I was ready for the flirting to be over....*laughs* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

Erik and your special assistant, Rakesh Don't end up like Catherine the great, with a whole slew of lovers!(edit: darn double-post delete thing... this was posted before Jadie's last post) Edited by: Gman Russell at: 10/16/03 12:53 am

[Austi Scot]

~blinks~wait, I need to understand thisThis decree is repealed only in the event of the abdication of the throne the death of Jadie mathematician or divorce.This decree = “Jadie is still the ruling Kaiser and can override any decree or action of Erik Metzler.” … and it is repealed if and only if ,1)&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp “abdication of the throne” …. So if Kaiseress Jadie gives up the throne this is decree is repealed – meaning that Jadie would no longer be ruling Kaiser if she abdicated? (Thus no need for the decree) Or that she would not be able to override any decree or action of Erik if she abdicated? (Thus no need for the decree)2)&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp it is repealed if Kaiseress Jadie diesSo if she dies then she is not ruling Kaiser but can override Erik?3)&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp it is repealed in the case of divorceSo if they get a divorce then she is not “still the ruling Kaiser” and can’t override Erik. So in the case of divorce Erik becomes Kaiser?Erik – I know a cheap lawyer.

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*smacks forehead*This is why I shouldn't write any decrees......Basically it is just a redundancy stating that I am ruling Kaiseress therefore I can override any decree or law of Erik Metzler while we are married. *sighs*When I abdicate the throne Erik will be the ruling Kaiser...If I divorce him then he isn't Kaiser until I abdicate the throne. If I die it is the same thing if I abdicated the throne. Does that clear it up??Or do I have to confuse myself even more? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Stone Jackabar]

@.@ cicular.....logic....bring...pain.... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Kaiser Erik]

*walks up to Austi.. Smacks him in the back side of the head... hugs him.. than smiles and walks away, while checking off an item on a list he puts back in his pocket..* Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...