Imperial Decree #52: The Imperial Advisor

[Kaiseress Aure I]

This makes it legal for me to bother Scott with stupid questions. HA! Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Kaiseress Aure I]

I hereby decree that a new position, that of the Imperial Advisor on History and Culture, shall be created within the Republic. The Advisor will be appointed upon the wish of the acting Kaiser(ess). The position may remain vacant if the acting Kaiser(ess) wishes so. The AdvisorÂ’s duty will be to consult the Kaiser(ess) on matters of national and international history and culture upon his/her request.I wish to appoint Mr. Scott Siskind, Baron of Hyperborea, Miniser of the Exterior, as the new Imperial Advisor on History and Culture under my rule.That is my willAnd my will is Law.Aure I, Kaiseress of Shireroth. Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Scott Alexander]

I am honored and will do the best to live up to the responsibility inherent in this yada yada yada *kisses Kaiseress' hand, or ring, or whatever*

[Harvey the Blue]

Congratulations on your appointment, Mr. Siskind. May you do a great job at this obviously important position that I was scared to death had been given to me. Harvey SteffkeJadie's Lesser HalfSaves the worldProud bearer of the Shirerothian Silver Sword Award and Imperial Star

[Ryan]

*mocks Scott for getting a bunch of jobs**realises he doesn't do anything here**runs away before Aure finds out*

[Kaiseress Aure I]

Hmmm... Perhaps I should find something for you to do *smirk* Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Ryan]

What'd you have in mind?And should'nt this forum be "Kaiseress' Court" now? ;)

[UEC]

maybe..... maybe... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[david northworthy beckfor]

history and culture?I will tell you all you need to know# History The great days in humanities history.1) 16th january 1983 - the Birth of Beckford2) umm...thats it.... Culture The greatest works of art1) The last supper3) Van Goths painting of them flowers...2) My pics in the pictures thread - - - I will Be Kiaseor of Shireroth by july 19th 2004And YOU will help me. "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."David I Northworthy Beckford KGCS KL KGC OHKing of the Royal Court of Middarthian-Derby, King of Northworthy, Earl of Peartree-Negril, König von Lotharingien

[Scott Alexander]

I don't suppose there's a law we could use to boot him out of here, is there?

[Kaiseress Aure I]

*shakes head and sighs heavily* I don't think my percedors have previewed THAT *points at David* Maybe I should make up a law. Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[UEC]

You could just simply kick him out.. it is.. YOUR court.. you know.. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[david northworthy beckfor]

You cant do that!I have a divine right to be annoying! and a divine left, come to think of it....Anyway, it's YOUR *pointing at shireroth in general* fault!I have become more big-headed and annoying since turning up here! - - - I will Be Kiaseor of Shireroth by july 19th 2004And YOU will help me. "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."David I Northworthy Beckford KGCS KL KGC OHKing of the Royal Court of Middarthian-Derby, King of Northworthy, Earl of Peartree-Negril, König von Lotharingien

[Kaiseress Aure I]

Uh-huh, of course it's all OUR fault. I will now kindly request you to stop abusing the space on my official forum and go spill you annoyingness somewhere else.(yep, that was mean)*smiles sweetly*The door is right there. Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[david northworthy beckfor]

I will leave....*walks out of door, mutterring curses in a strange Crandish dialect...*till july next year!*points at sig bloc* - - - I will Be Kiaseor of Shireroth by july 19th 2004And YOU will help me. "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."David I Northworthy Beckford KGCS KL KGC OHKing of the Royal Court of Middarthian-Derby, King of Northworthy, Earl of Peartree-Negril, König von Lotharingien

[Kaiseress Aure I]

Oh and by the way, the position "Kaiseor" doesn't exist in Shireroth. Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Gman Russell]

Quote:Hmmm... Perhaps I should find something for you to do *smirk* *Pouts and whines, using his big puppy-dog eyes to beg*