my own personality cult

[Stjepan Veliki]

I bet my neighbor's sister's virginity that I could create a personality cult rivaling that of the great Turkmenbashi - Father of All Turkmen People Since 1993 (Copyright 2005)Clearly, I have a long way to goHowever, my confidence remains unshaken. For I have no time limit and I win by default when he is either a) overthrown; b) dies by heart failure; or c) dies by heart failure whilst being overthrownSo I may not have to come up with a way to challenge the soaring Turkmen capital of Ashgabat;(Check out the rotating Turkmenbashi statue on top of "Neutrality Arch". It rotates 24 hours a day so that it is always facing the sun! I freely admit that that is class.)But I'm not going to take it lying down either! No sir. I'm going to use all the lessons I learned from the master himself (Stalin) on how to create a personality cult to be envied. Part of this involves claiming credit for the invention of things that I was never responsible for, as well as emphasizing my key role in numerous historical events which I also never actually had anything to do with. On this last count though, I intend to one up the master himself by not restricting myself to events that happened in my lifetime, or even in the last two centuries.HAIL CAESAR! SF-SNEdited by: Stjepan Veliki at: 9/18/05 20:08

[Tahmaseb]

There is a model of a space shuttle invented by North Korea in a North Korean museum. It does look suspiciously just like the American one, but we all know how little the Americans care about copyrights.

[Stjepan Veliki]

Damn, all of the pictures are broken now.Well, Tahmaseb gets +50 cool points for posting while they were still working. Everyone else sucks though. I'll have you all purged. SF-SN

[Tahmaseb]

Actually the pictures are not broken. You just have to load them separately. But thanks for the points, I'm sure I'll find some use for them.

[Ryan]

Timurlane would be proud. Useless art is simply tolerated vandalism. I am a vandal.

[Sivel Leninton]

I think for the development of a personality cult, you better look at a more recent dictator or like other persons would say hero of socialism. The two Kims of korea Prepare for some strange cult Eternal sun of Juche

[Kaiser Yarad I]

Turkmenbashi's recent, and far far crazier than Kim..

[Stjepan Veliki]

Indeed. Someone here's not keeping up with the times. To think that he has the gall to then lecture *me*. Ridiculous. SF-SN

[Kaiser Yarad I]

Sivel's Dutch, what do the Dutch know about effective leadership?

[Stjepan Veliki]

Indeed. Afterall, they voted a party led by Harry Potter into government. SF-SN

[Sivel Leninton]

I am not from the netherlands...I'm a Belguim. Although the two nations speak the same language with a different accent (in the north).A belguim king, Leopold II stealed the Congo from the great European powers. Not bad for a puny country. He is also known for his crimes against humanity and his hunger for imperialism. Attempted to setup many colonies.

[Stjepan Veliki]

Belgians are so mixed up. In order to brag, you bring in that tosser Leopold II and completely fail to mention the best thing about your country: it's VAST variety of beers.Words cannot convey my dissappointment. SF-SN

[Sivel Leninton]

It was about leadership not about getting drunk

[Stjepan Veliki]

You don't have good leaders. Your only recourse is the beer! What of this do you not understand? SF-SN

[Kaiser Yarad I]

Quote: It was about leadership not about getting drunkSorry, I'm from Ireland, I don't understand the difference

[Sivel Leninton]

Does Thalamthom has Guiness? Quote:You don't have good leaders. Your only recourse is the beer! What of this do you not understand? General Secretary NATOSay again? Edited by: Sivel Leninton  at: 9/30/05 14:48

[Kaiser Yarad I]

He had to be sent to the UN because the Belgians couldn't cope with actual leadership.*shrug* I dunno, haven't been there in a while.

[AngelGuardian93]

Wasn't Leopold II the guy from, "Heart Of Darkness"? The one who cut of fingers and toes and the like? There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[david northworthy beckfor]

propoganda poster I made years ago.... If you feel an icy chill...the Conglacio is amongst you

[Stjepan Veliki]

I think we're all missing the point here.Belgium has a lot of beer SF-SN

[Shyriath]

Beer? Blech.

[Tahmaseb]

I have never been to Belgium but I feel like I have. I've tasted every corner of it. Multiple times. Oh yes. Mmmm.

[Sivel Leninton]

Ask Ben of Treithar how a Hoegaarden tastes. Best way to drink it is in a cold frosted glass. Beerparadise

[david northworthy beckfor]

Quote: Beer? Blech.damned heathen.Quote: Ask Ben of Treithar how a Hoegaarden tastes. like crap If you feel an icy chill...the Conglacio is amongst you

[Stjepan Veliki]

Quote:Beer? Blech.BE GONE, weakling! Lest the generosity of the beers gods runs dry and they choose to extinguish your precarious soul like the flickering flame of a candle! SF-SN

[Osman Shahanshah]

Too late. Muad'Dib, whatever that is, will be destroyed for its sacrilige.

[Fax Celestis]

Touch that and die. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

[Osman Shahanshah]

I was thinking more of the wrathful Yardistani invaders serving as avatars of beer justice, but oh well - hopefully the same proscription will apply to them also.

[Ryan]

One would think a garden of hoes would be a good thing. Useless art is simply tolerated vandalism. I am a vandal.

[osmose1000]

Any form of alcohol is considered a protected species in Yardistan. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...