Greetings

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

I love how we're all sexually harassing the Kaiser's significant other, and yet we all haven't been put in the stocks yet. Now THAT is an Imperial Republic ________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

[RicLyon]

I think it's Bill we're sexually harrassing... Richard LyonYansha Elaer Kyon gef ShanPernem kahn gef kuymal per varga stiPernem kahn gef varga per kuymal sti

[Kaiseress Alejia]

If anything, you're not harassing me enough........... I'm not noticing a lot of girlses...........

[Hypatia Agnesi]

*jumps out of the shadows*Boo!Hi, I'm female! I also have a whole group of dryads (obviously female), who serve as priestesses and acolytes to Ryvenna, Goddess of Kink. *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!

[Kaiser Yarad I]

Quote: I love how we're all sexually harassing the Kaiser's significant other, and yet we all haven't been put in the stocks yet.Pardon?

[Osman Shahanshah]

Quote: I love how we're all sexually harassing the Kaiser's significant other, and yet we all haven't been put in the stocks yet.Probably because you'd enjoy it you filthy and depraved perverts... now excuse me while I return to my donkey and choir boys.

[AngelGuardian93]

There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Kaiseress Alejia]

do all things go south so quickly round here?

[osmose1000]

Yes. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Kaiseress Alejia]

good, good

[Kaiser Yarad I]

It's practically a law. Threads go south more efficiently and easily than geese.Must see about getting my fair Kaiseress' title to actually read "Kaiseress"...

[AngelGuardian93]

HEY! That's racist!Sometimes they fly north you know! *mumbles something about a knife...* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Kaiseress Alejia]

only in leap years

[RicLyon]

uhm?

[Kaiseress Alejia]

I don't have to explain myself to you

[RicLyon]

No of course not, Your Majesty I am so sorry of I said anything inappropriate *falls on ground, praying for mercy, half-bowing, half-trembling, secretly thinking "pleeese don't hurt me!"* Richard LyonYansha Elaer Kyon gef ShanPernem kahn gef kuymal per varga stiPernem kahn gef varga per kuymal sti

[Osman Shahanshah]

Oh get up it's not as if you are grovelling to Babkhan royalty.

[AngelGuardian93]

So true. Babkhan's are screwed up as it is, but then you let them get royal... hoo boy... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Kaiseress Alejia]

If I were you, I'd be begging for mercy right now too.

[Osman Shahanshah]

Right, I'm off up the Elwynn for a bit...

[Kaiseress Alejia]

that's right..... run away.....

[Osman Shahanshah]

Yes, run away... run away to breach the dams that loom large to the north of Shirekeep. See you all when you reach the ocean.Oh if only this wasn't all hypothetical

[Kaiseress Alejia]

nobody ever considered making things more corporeal than hypothetical?

[RicLyon]

THAT'S KINKY!!!

[Kaiser Yarad I]

Quiet Richard, don't make me send you to your room..

[AngelGuardian93]

His manor you mean? There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Kaiser Yarad I]

I'm sure he has a room there..

[AngelGuardian93]

Several, probably. Unless he likes giant rooms... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Kaiseress Alejia]

Stop telling them what to do, you'd think you were some sort of Kaiser round here!

[AngelGuardian93]

*raises hand, thinks better of it, puts it down*Yeah...... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.