That's it?

[RicLyon]

I don't like Malarbor anymore. I am no foreigner. I'm Shirerithian. Richard LyonYansha Elaer Kyon gef ShanPernem kahn gef kuymal per varga stiPernem kahn gef varga per kuymal sti

[Fax Celestis]

Jesus. Give Malarbor a break. He's hung over, having allergies, and wrote that at 1:30 am. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

[Sibir Khan]

Something smells like a Husqvarna chainsaw firing up...

[Kaiser Yarad I]

I'd say it smells more like that time I had to empty and spread the contents of the compost bin..but I suppose we'll let it pass.His reference to our ancestors is just cruel, though. We don't remind him that he's descended from....I suppose his ancestors were some sort of feral tree spirits, or maybe he was the original one, damn him and his lack of ancestry. This is the difficulty of dealing with gods. Besides the omniscience of course..

[RicLyon]

I want to chop him down, make him into charcoal that can warm my home. Richard LyonYansha Elaer Kyon gef ShanPernem kahn gef kuymal per varga stiPernem kahn gef varga per kuymal sti

[Kaiser Yarad I]

Less of that, calling down the wrath of Malarbor upon yourself can result in snippy and sarcastic comments at the head of the fora for weeks to come..

[RicLyon]

I mean, I want to honour him, clean him from ants, and serve him with my heart the rest of my life!

[Kaiser Yarad I]

Malarbor seems to be losing his touch, there isn't even any sarcastic commentary in today's spiel.....well that's not true, but usually there's at least two sentences.

[Kaiser Yarad I]

That's the ticket, Ric, now it's less likely that Elwynn will be razed to the ground.*remembers War of Vengeance*Ummmm, regardless!

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Who's writing Malarbor nowadays?

[Fax Celestis]

I did this one, but I need some practice. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

[AngelGuardian93]

Oh, thats why. Scott's not doing it anymore. :P There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Shyriath]

BLASPHEMY!!!

[Bill3000]

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[AngelGuardian93]

Uh...... yeaaaaah....... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.