Phazooom!!!

[Zirandorthel]

I thought that would attract more views than "I'm back. Hoowee" or some such thing.So after several months of null activity, I am returned to my summer splendour. In a devious false slump, as the tree tells me.I believe I've been ejected from my seat of Prætor. Well and good, I din't do any work anyhow. I shall have to find something to occupy myself, probably should fill out the Census/re-apply for citizenship. I'm just talking to myself..or Scott, whichever. Wil NiderKampioen, Order of the Dead Stagg, Sovereign Order of TreesiaPrætorLotter of the Western LotCount e'VolsaarnThe Golden DarknessMarg bar IKEA-Derakht!Hurray for Progress

[King Oz I]

Meh.. I'm still around.. just under the influence of this Divine Inactivity of Marlarbor =D His Imperial Highness Prince Gabriel-Sebastien (Alexandria)Count Ozarka Monto of Hallucination (Shireroth)

[Hypatia Agnesi]

Ironically, I'm on a semi-LoA as Praetor, because I don't want to deal with anything responsible. I'll be back on the job within 2 weeks, though.Welcome back! *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!

[Kaiser Alejian I]

I swear upon the sword of vengence, if you guys don't come back... oh, and welcome back you crazy wombat! Edited by: Kaiser Alejian I at: 7/25/05 11:27

[Shyriath]

Another one returns!

[Kaiser Alejian I]

Wait a minute, where have YOU been Shyriath? I need to talk to you on aim!

[Zirandorthel]

I knew the phazooom title would work better, I don't think any other "Back from unannounced LOA" threads of mine have attracted more than one post, and that's usually from myself saying "Right....I'll get back to work then, shall I?"

[Kaiser Alejian I]

We didn't need to post anymore because we were sure of what you were doing. NOW though... WE'RE SO CONFUSED! *cries*

[Zirandorthel]

There there, m'lord, it'll be alright. I wouldn't recommend imprisoning me for being confusing though. Take it from me, that has only bad consequences. In my case I was lumbered with a plight that still hasn't left me i.e. Ardashir's company

[Ryan]

Come now, Ardy can't be that bad. We Babkhans have special social skills after all. Hmmm, now that everyone is returning from their LOA's i've gone off on my own... Ironic... And what's with this adulterate shit? Bitch and whine for five years about the PRH being satanic and now you've gone and put up a billboard encouraging people to sin. Why I never!!! *storms off* Useless art is simply tolerated vandalism. I am a vandal.

[osmose1000]

Malarbor is just that awesome. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Kaiser Alejian I]

He isn't ADVOCATING it, just saying to use the word in an intelectual way. Think of it as reclamation of a word lost to the base. Heh.

[Zirandorthel]

After *checks Bible* about five thousand years?

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Your Bible has a copyright date on it? You should give that to the archaeologists...they might find it useful. "Whenever I hear the word 'culture', I reach for my revolver." - Herman Goering

[Zirandorthel]

Well I don't know, when did the Jewish Calendar start, around Moses' time? I was guessing from that..

[Kaiser Alejian I]

I'll ask Moses.*walks off.... walks back*yup. Exactly. 5000 years on the spot. Amazing Zir.

[Zirandorthel]

Moses never answers my calls anymore. The restraining order expired, but I'm just afraid it'll be another rejection...I've never had good luck with biblical figures.

[Kaiser Alejian I]

WHat happened? Look under his robe too many times?

[Osman Shahanshah]

Ignore Moses. He's been grumpy ever since he wrote about his own death...

[Kaiser Alejian I]

But... but... isn't moses ignoring him? So if he ignored Moses than it would be what Moses wanted, thus letting Moses win!!!

[osmose1000]

It's two Os! TWO Os! MOOSE! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Osman Shahanshah]

I have never heard of a Hebrew prophet called Moose.

[Kaiser Alejian I]

Must be in the Apocrapha or something...

[osmose1000]

Moses ain't got jack on me. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Kaiser Alejian I]

hahahaha