Request to all nobles from MiniImNat

[Eriana Moon]

I am doing an updating of info in the ministry soooo... What I need from the nobles is a BRIEF description of there subdivision.Thank you much. Was Dead, Feel Better Now!!A madman is not less a musician than you or myself; only the instrument on which he plays is a little out of tune. -Kahlil Gibran

[osmose1000]

Yardistan! Yardistan is the nation's most unique fiefdom in terms of mental stability, or the lack thereof. Yardistan has survived for years under the chaotic anarchy policy, with only Dukes and Barons providing small guidelines so as to not violate Imperial law.The bulk of Yardistan lies in three main islands: Yardistan, Amity, and Florencia. Alongside Amity is its eternal sister-island, Mirioth, and the two form the Barony of Amity and Mirioth. Also within Yardistan's bounds are the Khaz Modanian Archipelago, and, more recently added, Jaris and Cognito. Of course, one cannot forget the underwater empire known as Straylight. Hypatia's Mom: Yay! I'm legal now.Moose: WE(Shireroth) HAVE NON-NOBLES?![21:11] Bill7D0: It's 9:11 PM. Do you know where your plane is?Edited by: osmose1000 at: 5/26/05 10:05

[Ari Rahikkala]

/me defenestrates Moose * Jag har glömt hur pjäserna stod!

[Ari Rahikkala]

Anyway, it's only a county, but it's a county with three people in it, so..Straylight is a network of two kinds of cities - ones floating on the surface, and ones built on the seafloor - in the naval areas between Yardistan, Brookshire and Kildare. It is a county under Yardistani unleadership, and its citizens tend to have rather similar attitudes about how a nation should be governed as the Yardistanis. Jag har glömt hur pjäserna stod!

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Please correct Moose's blurb so that "it's eternal sister-island" becomes "its eternal sister-island" and so that "archipelago" is spelled correctly. "Whenever I hear the word 'culture', I reach for my revolver." - Herman Goering

[Gryphon the Pure]

Question: What about the Lord Governor and Landsraad system that was instated some two years ago and never formally repealed, the constitution of which, in fact, is still sticked at the top of the forum?That doesn't seem very anarchic... Gryphon the Pure- Shirithian Elder - Dutch of Kildare - Minister of the Interior - High Priest of Apostrophe aka Grammar Fuhrer - Director of the Shirithian Census - Imperial Advisor -q=parseInt(Math.random()*gryphSig.length);q=(isNaN(q))?0:q;document.write(gryphSig[q]);q=parseInt(Math.random()*gryphSig.length);q=(isNaN(q))?0:q;document.write(gryphSig[q]);q=parseInt(Math.random()*gryphSig.length);q=(isNaN(q))?0:q;document.write(gryphSig[q]);

[Bill3000]

Didn't we already have blurbs in the old page?Oh, and Renee, who is going to make the blurb for Kildare? You, Joe, or me? Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismQuillan Fatebane, 65th Paladin, Lanys Tvy'l Server (EQ1)Quillan Umbarcotumo, 37th Paladin, Innothule Server (EQ2)Proud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="Why do I need some cheese?";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock. - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'As for... Quil, to be honest many of us have wondered about [him] for some time now. The real question might be why he LEFT the lance there.' - Areania, on how Quillan (Bill in EQ1) let Trombonius 'sit' on his lance"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

[RicLyon]

Du har glömt hur pjäserna stod? Bwahahaha.Du kommer aldrig att vinna i schack!

[Bill3000]

Thou shalt anglicize that remark, Ric. Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismQuillan Fatebane, 65th Paladin, Lanys Tvy'l Server (EQ1)Quillan Umbarcotumo, 37th Paladin, Innothule Server (EQ2)Proud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="Why do I need some cheese?";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock. - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'As for... Quil, to be honest many of us have wondered about [him] for some time now. The real question might be why he LEFT the lance there.' - Areania, on how Quillan (Bill in EQ1) let Trombonius 'sit' on his lance"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

[Hypatia Agnesi]

Bill: go for it. I'm busy through Monday, but please send it to me when you've written it, and I'll change anything that needs to be changed and submit it myself. It would be best if you and Joe discussed it first, since you two combined pretty much know Kildare's history. As for plans for the Dutchy, I don't have specific ones at this point beyond being FHA compliant if possible, and going from there when I know who we have and what they would like out of their experience there.Best of luck, Bill. *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!

[osmose1000]

Joe: Just because it's there doesn't mean us Anarchists follow it. Hypatia's Mom: Yay! I'm legal now.Moose: WE(Shireroth) HAVE NON-NOBLES?![21:11] Bill7D0: It's 9:11 PM. Do you know where your plane is?

[Ari Rahikkala]

Well explained. You have finished level 1!Next level: Explain the CRY. Jag har glömt hur pjäserna stod!

[Ryan]

CRY? Chaotic Revolt in Yardistan? Useless art is simply tolerated vandalism. I am a vandal.

[Bill3000]

Corporate Republic of Yardistan. I think that was when Yardistan took over Shireroth (I still shiver and cry at the mere thought).Allright. I'll discuss it with Joe. Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismQuillan Fatebane, 65th Paladin, Lanys Tvy'l Server (EQ1)Quillan Umbarcotumo, 37th Paladin, Innothule Server (EQ2)Proud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="Why do I need some cheese?";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock. - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'As for... Quil, to be honest many of us have wondered about [him] for some time now. The real question might be why he LEFT the lance there.' - Areania, on how Quillan (Bill in EQ1) let Trombonius 'sit' on his lance"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

[Kaiser Alejian I]

*smacks Bill and disapears*IT WAS A RUN-BY SMACKING!

[Kaiser Alejian I]

As per Eriana's request over the IM:The Barony of Amity and mirioth (or as most like to call it, BAM), is made up of 2 principle islands and a smattering of very small islands just off their coasts. Amity has a history rich in scientific research, and finds most of it's economy from the giant farming plantations of the southeast and from it's mining operations in the north. Mirioth is a much darker place though, with a history rich in mysticism and rebellion. Most of it's ecomony stems from trade as a resupply port and warehousing facility. The Great B0O0/\/\ist temple of Shireroth lays on the peninsula to the north. It is a stark contrast of light in a land that is plagued with dark cults and darker magics. Much of this can be traced back to it's rebellious roots against the Khaz Modan empire. Though it is a dangerous place, it is often seen as a very rewarding experiance to those who brave its perils. Edited by: Kaiser Alejian I at: 5/27/05 11:20

[Chimaera the Wise]

I saw "perils" and read "penis".and... "smackling"???? You must only try to realize the truth - There is no sig.

[Kaiser Alejian I]

Never heard of a smackling? Like this:"He only had a smackling of good books. The rest were junk."I suppose it's a local thing...

[Hypatia Agnesi]

Out here we typically use "smattering" instead. Although, smackling implies maiming, so I'm all for it. *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!

[Gryphon the Pure]

I usually heard smattering or spackling, methinks... Gryphon the Pure- Shirithian Elder - Dutch of Kildare - Minister of the Interior - High Priest of Apostrophe aka Grammar Fuhrer - Director of the Shirithian Census - Imperial Advisor -q=parseInt(Math.random()*gryphSig.length);q=(isNaN(q))?0:q;document.write(gryphSig[q]);q=parseInt(Math.random()*gryphSig.length);q=(isNaN(q))?0:q;document.write(gryphSig[q]);q=parseInt(Math.random()*gryphSig.length);q=(isNaN(q))?0:q;document.write(gryphSig[q]);

[Kaiser Alejian I]

the 'base' word is smattering, but I have a habit of destroying perfectly usefull words.

[osmose1000]

Out here we use "a few". I don't know what sort of crack-whore english YOU guys were taught. Speaking of which, can whoever's doing the Kildare and Brookshire descriptions do them soon? I'm updating the guide and I'ma steal the descriptions from here. Hypatia's Mom: Yay! I'm legal now.Moose: WE(Shireroth) HAVE NON-NOBLES?![21:11] Bill7D0: It's 9:11 PM. Do you know where your plane is?

[david northworthy beckfor]

the proper word is "smidgen"