Cranda's Mother of All Battles

Emir of Raspur · Post by **Emir of Raspur** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:45 pm

Is anything interesting going to happen there? Because you know whether its worth my while booking a ringside seat for come what may...

Emir of Raspur · Post by **Emir of Raspur** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 2:00 pm

Sorry I've been told its a recwar... so I'm going to go download some porn instead.

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 2:26 pm

Sounds like fun... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

Emir of Raspur · Post by **Emir of Raspur** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:21 am

Next to a recwar it was thank you I saw things put places you wouldn't think possible using the human anatomy alone

Krasniy Yastreb · Post by **Krasniy Yastreb** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 8:11 am

Flintlock pistols come to mind.....*ahem* You can't fault that Babkhan down-to-earth honesty, whether appropriate or not.... Defence Minister of BaracÃ£o.Citizen of RNK

david northworthy beckfor · Sun Apr 04, 2004 8:25 am

though they are better at dishonesty "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

Post by **Gman Russell** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 8:37 am

ACK! Krasniy!!! I want my hypnotic stare!!!!!

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:37 pm

*gives everyone a funny look* Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:59 pm

I'll stick with elf and anime porn, thank you.At least those two require some artistic skill and intelligence to create. The other stuff is just..... weird.... Useless art is simply tolerated vandalism. I am a vandal.

Emir of Raspur · Post by **Emir of Raspur** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:11 pm

Well if we are going to take this route, anime porn is a derivative drawn from the observation of fornication among actual mere mortals... ditto Elf Porn, where one site was unimaginative enough to stick pointy ears onto 'classic' cheese cake photos... a vulva here, a pointy ear there... I should know about the Elf Porn having been considerate enough to supply the OAM with all the relevant links.Off course Amir, Babkhans are licenced in all manner of perversions so there is no shame in anime As for those who praise Babkhan honesty and dishonesty in equal measure, though under differing circumstances, I thank you and hope that you will understand that we are the most immoral and thus greatest of all micronationalists

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:26 pm

Depends which elf porn you look at. The kind you listed is only one of MANY i've found since LotR and EverQuest became so popular.Anime elf porn... Now that's a WHOLE different subject. D -->D"> BTW, if you're really demented, get Bible Black. Useless art is simply tolerated vandalism. I am a vandal.

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:56 pm

*raises eyebrow*... Now.. it takes a real man to be THAT open about their porn viewing habits.. Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

Alexandra Decens · Post by **Alexandra Decens** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 5:55 pm

*blink blink* I have no custom signature...oh wait...

Kaiser Wyltheow I · Post by **Kaiser Wyltheow I** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 6:44 pm

um...uh...*ahem**leaves the building* WylÃ¾eow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

Post by **Gman Russell** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:01 pm

*agrees with the girl*...*blink blink*

Ari Rahikkala · Post by **Ari Rahikkala** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:25 pm

It is porn that guides us, porn that drives us, porn that defines us, it is porn that binds us. Do you really believe Project Bluebook revealed EVERYTHING the Army Air Corps knew? Do you know what REALLY happened at Roswell, New Mexico in the late 1940s? Have you even heard about the Men in Black? Do you have any friends who have `missing days'? Do you sleep with your window unlocked?Be seeing you...

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:26 am

What is this the One Ring? But... err.. the One Porn? Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

Emir of Raspur · Post by **Emir of Raspur** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:57 am

A porn ring perhaps...Or is this another off the cuff AriMatrix remark?

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 1:54 am

I have no idea.. and I can't believe we are talking about this... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

Tahmaseb · Post by **Tahmaseb** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 3:46 am

I like to watch.

Rakesh86 · Post by **Rakesh86** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:32 am

This is a very ... interesting ... conversation

Ari Rahikkala · Post by **Ari Rahikkala** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:35 am

You know, this is the fourth or fifth time I read through this thread, but the first time that I figured out that Ardashir was referring to the porn, not the recwar, when he mentioned human anatomy... Do you really believe Project Bluebook revealed EVERYTHING the Army Air Corps knew? Do you know what REALLY happened at Roswell, New Mexico in the late 1940s? Have you even heard about the Men in Black? Do you have any friends who have `missing days'? Do you sleep with your window unlocked?Be seeing you...

Post by **Scott of Hyperborea** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 6:54 am

Sheesh...you start talking about porn, and all of a sudden all the Babkhans*, dual citizens or otherwise, show up on one thread. Coincidence? I think not.*okay, not Bahram, but I'm not sure he's really human anyway.

Juan Fidel Valencia · Post by **Juan Fidel Valencia** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:49 am

To quote one so much wiser than me:Quote:Peace love and shlong, because remember- your shlong is never wrong Â© Juan Fidel ValenciaMinister of ExteriorRepublic of Baracao

Rakesh86 · Post by **Rakesh86** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:54 am

Are you suggesting that Babkha has only four citizens?

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:26 pm

Proly not... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

Emir of Raspur · Post by **Emir of Raspur** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:39 pm

Come on you know its dirty and you want it! Thats porn not Babkhan citizenship obviously

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:46 pm

Why wouldn't I want Babkhan Citizenship? Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

Emir of Raspur · Post by **Emir of Raspur** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:57 pm

Oh well in that case... why not join us

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 1:02 pm

I don't believe in Dual Citizenship. Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

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